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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Y’all are acting like you’ve never seen an octogenarian drug addict who spent decades attacking little girls w/his BFF Jeffrey Epstein while laundering money for Russian mob ask Iran to nuke LA & San Diego to help MAGA midterms while a bunch of cornhusk crackers cheered before?

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I DON'T LIKE THE NEW ONES

its a box of girl scout cookies that says "NEW FLAVOR". The flavor is "the girls sell you a box of dirt by accident but you eat one anyway & all the girls laugh, even the real sad one with the little broken arm. So now you decide to come back every week & eat dirt to lift everybody's spirits but now doctor says you're sick from doing that and you say "but my career!!" & he gets mad and says "i don't see how eating dirt to make children laugh is a career, you don't even get paid" so now YOU get mad and say "the SMILES are the payment!!" & you punch the doctor in
the mouth & he died & now you can't go
back home because of the police are there"

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

new food pyramid says u gotta eat mad ants every day. thats all it says.

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The Verge @theverge.com · 04/10/2026

If Trent Reznor studied musical theater instead of computer engineering NIN might have sounded like Prick. www.theverge.com/entertainmen...

theverge.com

Prick’s theatrical industrial punk is perfect for spooky season

If Trent Reznor studied musical theater instead of computer engineering NIN might have sounded like Prick.

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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Really cool tool from @popular.info to crowdsource who is paying for what campaign ads. paidforby.info

paidforby.info

Who paid for this?

Find out who really paid for political mailers and TV ads.

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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"soy boy" is NOT an insult! "soy boy" is the name of the creation i carved from fermented bean curd and whom i am going to make real using the darkest of magics

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kickpuncher.bsky.social @kickpuncher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I can't believe I let myself fall far enough behind on the Ground Beefing episodes that I'm just now hearing Santa Claus say "I'M RIBS!" again.

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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.

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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"why would I deceive you?"

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

using a grocery list app with your partner is a great way to, (a) share the collective task of shopping (b) become sporadically infuriated with someone you love for handing you the psychic burden of figuring out where the hell craisins are located

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My sister knew how to do something on the thermostat that I didn’t know so I’ve started calling her “The Hacker” and “Microchip”

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Occam: listen, if you're trying to figure out whether your friend didn't text you back because she may be mad at you for some unknown reason or because she's just busy at the moment, you can just use my razo- Occam's wife: shut up about your razor already, jesus christ

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If you're a Dem who thinks you'll gain something by going anti-trans, look at Gallup's "most important problem" and Fox News' "most important issue" polling and see where trans issues rank. Whoever told you going anti-trans is a savvy or necessary move spends too much time on X and should be fired.

Gallup polling. "LGBTQ rights" moves between 0 and 1%.

Fox news polling. Wokeness/transgender issues at 0%.

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 23/07/2023

all my exes live in .exes

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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's like my grandpa always said: "*complete silence* *sips beer* *stares at some old Western on TV*".

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

"A.I." boosters vs "A.I." critics

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

bring back telling people to sit on it and spin

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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 24/05/2026

Bluesky is not "dying", in fact it's about to become the next Martha's Vineyard

Matthew rhys as mayor tom in widow's bay

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

something most democrats still dont understand is that "fuck off" is a perfectly valid response to 99.999999999% of the right's criticisms, which are always made in bad faith

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I’M NOT LAZY. I’M LIVING AT A SPEED THAT YIELDS HIGHER FIDELITY. LIKE RECORDING TO YOUR VCR ON SP INSTEAD OF SLP

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Jimmy James Inc. @jimmyjamesinc.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

you Odyssey these nuts

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

"oh wow you dont want transgender kids to play sports? and you want to look into their pants? you sound like a total beta cuck creep perv. true alphas stand with freedom and liberty and justice for all but i guess you wouldn't understand as an incel bigot loser."

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Every journalist that writes an "Elon Musk Predicts" story should be forced to google that phrase first. These aren't reporters, they're dope mules.

Elon Musk predicts human language will be obsolete in as little as five years: 'We could still do it for sentimental reasons'
Neuralink chief says firm planning to connect device to human brain within 12 months

Tom Embury-Dennis
Saturday 09 May 2020 13:18 EDT

Musk predicts AI will be superior to humans within five years

Ali Abbaszadeh Ali Abbaszadeh
Ali Abbaszadeh
Published Dec 16, 2020
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Elon Musk predicts he’ll put people on Mars by 2026

INVESTING IN SPACE
Elon Musk is ‘highly confident’ SpaceX will land humans on Mars by 2026
PUBLISHED TUE, DEC 1 20205:38 PM EST
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Jeff Weiss @passionweiss.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Herbie Hancock literally in the studio

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

when you make statements like "Gen X sucks" or "fuck Gen X" try to keep in mind that i'm a member of this generation and will agree with you

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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell

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Alex Fernie @ferniecommaalex.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

It’s probably good that I’m not in charge of a major movie studio because if I was, the first thing I’d green light would be a prequel to Speed entirely focused on the lady that’s pushing a baby carriage full of cans in that one scene.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I'm glad Tim Robbins escaped from prison. He's a good actor

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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.

TORONTO STAR
BOOK REVIEW
Sylvia Plath, a New York vigilante and Shah of Iran featured in latest historical fiction

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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

BTW - Ghost World and Art School Confidential are both on Criterion Channel this month AND Dan Clowes is interviewed about his favorite movies by Ari Aster, so get on that

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

imo "there arent that many trans people" is a bad counterargument to the right's bigotry. who cares if its 1 trans person or 100 million? this week we are literally celebrating the concept that ALL OF US are equal. it doesn't matter the number. ALL OF US OR NONE OF US. period.

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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

When you land in San Francisco, you have to wade through piles and piles of rotting human hearts that have been left behind, it’s really quite disgusting actually

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

magician teller should take a cue from bank tellers and chain penn to his desk

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gooner, the only online New Yorker @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

if you fuck up a meal just call it Ohio style and serve it anyway

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

My opinion of the Supreme Court remains the same

"Too small" from I Think You Should Leave

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

It is so absolutely simple. The Supreme Court is racist. The president is racist. The GOP is racist. A very solid chunk of America is racist. This is not a complicated matter, and when it comes to the TPS ruling, the media needs to start laying it out as it truly is.

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