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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.

T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

@mikerugnetta.com the idea of brainrot is a result of the endless options. When we engage in mindlessness we are aware there are a million better things we could be doing. Vs, in 70s your only options were 3 tv networks, going to the local pub, or reading whatever books you happened to already have.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I will share my friend Quandary’s music every single time I see them post a link. Phenomenal music and person. (you might hear my voice on a track in there too)

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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Takes a big shark to admit this.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

At my mom’s house she was watching an ABC News/Nat Geo broadcast about how wonderful America is. Diane Sawyer described elk antlers as the males “looksmaxxing.” I had to explain what this meant to my mother. From “Hellmaxxing” to this. The trajectory of ideas is insane and uncontrollable.

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J. BOO!👻ma @broccoliwizard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

This story about the first Seattle Superintendent of Schools' encounter with a truly unusual cryptid on Mt. Rainier remains one of my favorite pieces of weird Washington/Seattle-adjacent history: liminal.earth?markerid=7081

Old timey black and white photo of a E.S. Ingraham, a white man in 1890's dress, with a bushy handlebar mustache.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

1996, Garth Brooks performs on Muppets Tonight, portraying himself having an identity crisis. Trapped by country music and grasping at straws for other personas to try on. 1999, Brooks releases an emo album under the name Chris Haines. Conclusion: The Muppets broke Garth Brooks.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Take heed, traveler. No longer isolated to the oceans, Land Sirens can set traps anywhere.

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jessica hayworth @angrycomics.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

takin one more of these!

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Never gets old living 30 miles from my favorite location in all of pop culture.

Selfie of the poster in front of Twede’s Diner, the location of the Double R in Twin Peaks.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You exist? (scoffs) Loser.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Beatles Cinematic Universe screenwriters staring at Ringo Starr’s wikipedia page trying to find anything that might make a story.

screenshot of Starr’s Wikipedia page trying page that reads “Starr is a vegetarian. Mary McCartney confirmed he is allergic to garlic and onions.[329][330] He meditates daily,[331] and his catchphrase and motto for life is "peace and love".

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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Is Gnome Mobile a car or a woodlands based telecommunications company

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Toadking @toadkingstudios.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

*slaps the top of the Gnome Mobile* This baby can fit so many gnomes in it

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Only Gnome Mobile content from here on out. Thanks for following.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I’m going to get the little people mushroom and drive across the country singing the theme from Gnome Mobile with a car full of them.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Once they exhaust “live action remakes” Disney can make cartoon remakes of old live action movies. A big budget animated The Gnome Mobile or The Million Dollar Duck.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

People complaining about the Star Trek puppet episode clearly never saw the one where Kirk was possessed by his evil ex-girlfriend or the one where Dr Crusher fell in love with a ghost. Stupid episodes were a staple of every show back when seasons were 24 episodes long.

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choplogik @choplogik.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

hop in loser we're catching moonbeams in a jar

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graveworm unearther @waveform.observer · 08/08/2026

my Bandcamp Friday plea: consider buying the best album I have ever made, alongside my dear friend Anwar HighSign, so that I can get a stupid home sleep apnea test that is stupid & sucks. unlike the album. which, if you like introspective rap with minimalist beats, I believe you will enjoy.

quandary.bandcamp.com

RESIN, by The Fortunate Ones

10 track album

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

What idiot called it “using paid protestors” and not “the path of leased resistance.”

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

George Gromero's Lawn of the Dead

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Spider-man: brand new movie: the review. Stylish action. Good emotional scenes. Beautifully shot. Stops dead in its tracks for product placement every few minutes.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I’M NOT LAZY. I’M LIVING AT A SPEED THAT YIELDS HIGHER FIDELITY. LIKE RECORDING TO YOUR VCR ON SP INSTEAD OF SLP

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𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

𝚂𝙾 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙷. 𝚂𝙾 𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙽.

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CTHUEL HURAMCHEK @greaterrealityarea.net · 18/07/2026

I think there'll come a day when the internet as we know it just burns. The posts and ideas people remember will transform into aphorisms, idioms, and folklore. People will say they can't be killed in a way that matters, or that they'll walk backwards into hell, and it will just be their parlance.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Can someone organize a situation where Christopher Nolan and Charlie Kaufman watch each others’ movies and then interview each other. I think the results could be good.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Business Idea for America’s 500th: An oxidized copper green colored Fleshlight shaped like Lady Liberty’s torch.

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spookyobscurae @tinyobscurae.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

every religion has a god who runs about causing mischief and farting and getting all up in everyone’s business. if you don’t know who that god is then it’s you, you’re that god

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Help! A Motion Picture Soundtrack Mystery

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Willy Wonka isn’t a movie about candy. It’s a story about God leaving Earth to humanity as our inheritance, and most of us being too sinful to deserve it

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Spending my sunny Saturday thinking about Twin Peaks again. I just remembered that 5 or 6 years ago I made this. youtu.be/cdzSa5behwU

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MOOЯ ႧƎЯ

YouTube video by timescanner

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Every time you played Tetris you were training a military AI how to entomb people behind a brick wall

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jessica hayworth @angrycomics.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

if you walked in to a dental cleaning 10 minutes after a cleaning at another dentist's, would the hygienist still find shit to scrape off or would they stand back in wonderment and admit the truth

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

The chronic shortage of ADHD meds adds some extra zing to the process. A little of the ol’ “Yes I scored!” feeling you get from illegal drugs.

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Showing this lady’s videos to my almost 4yo and he’s hootin and hollerin. He keeps asking “does she live around here?”

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

it’s nice that people keep making television, but I can just keep rewatching Twin Peaks and Lodge 49 until I die.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Some of you must have skipped over this episode.

A Star Trek TOS title card that reads “Spock clearly lists all his siblings who might show up in future movies or series

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Neelix’s enters a celebrity chef cooking competition on a planet that appears to revere him, only to discover that the challenge is “to the death.” Paris and B’elana’s relationship on the rocks, Paris talks Harry into helping him restore a Cybertruck.

Star Trek: Voyager title card reading “In Bad Taste”

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Thomas Riker returns to the Enterprise, uses the transporter to make more doubles of himself in order to start an all-Riker ska band. Each new Riker wants to lead his own band. Hundreds of Rikers with hundreds of trombones fill the ship. Barclay and Data start a podcast.

Title screen of an imaginary Star Trek TNG episode called The Horn of Plenty.

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