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Free Agent Fly On The Wall

@flyonsomewall.bsky.social
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A fly on the wall, and a huge smartass Don't blame me, blame my brain -- I'm just the typist. I can't control where the words go once I get started Refugee from the Incellionaire's site RoboCop expert, Ramones parishoner

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Goodfellas (1990) @goodfellas1990.bsky.social · 16h
Paulie did the prep work. He was doing a year for contempt and had a wonderful system for garlic.
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 19h
It's not just historians, it's the rest of the world, today. And it's not the regime, it's the country.
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toddhumphreys.bsky.social @toddhumphreys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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alanstocksy.bsky.social @alanstocksy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes yes yes
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Iconic Diner Scene
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nwgeorgiadenizen.bsky.social @nwgeorgiadenizen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey someone took a giant schmitt on this couch!
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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GOP doesn't even campaign anymore they just look at you like
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N8erTheH8er @n8fromphilly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Democrats: we need a combination ticket with an inspiring person of color, plus a kindly moderate man from the Midwest to cover our base Republicans: yes two white middle aged or older men and let the electoral college do what it does.
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vance / Schmitt -- 2028 -- Go for it. DO IT
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sen Schmitt [holds up big poster board]: "Did you go to dinner at an Olive Garden in Duluth on May 7th with Kaiser Soze?" Jack Smith: "I went to a Panda Garden in New Jersey with Kyle Sutherland on May 10th" Schmitt [pulls poster board down quickly]: "Why you perjurious scumbag"
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump: "I'm signing an executive order officially changing the name of the 'Platypus'to 'Fuzzy Duckmouth' " American News Media: "After the break: Does the President really have the authority to rename animals?" The rest of the world:
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Man Jumps Out Office Window During Meeting
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's right there in the Constitution, Article 3, section 7, the President gets to name shit
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's right there in the Constitution, Article 3, section 7, the President gets to name shit
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Donnie doesn't love any animal as much as Cagiula loved Incitatus.
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"But I ask you, sir: If the power had indeed gone out to the entire city, HOW COME MY WATCH DIDN'T STOP"
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just go ahead and appoint your horse as Senator, mother fucker, just get it over with
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just go ahead and appoint your horse as Senator, mother fucker, just get it over with
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just go ahead and appoint your horse as Senator, mother fucker, just get it over with
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A. fulgens ♨️🇨🇦🇪🇺 @alexandergruchala.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Real bad when Senator Dumbass could refer to any of like 12 GOP Senators.
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump: "I'm signing an executive order officially changing the name of the 'Platypus'to 'Fuzzy Duckmouth' " American News Media: "After the break: Does the President really have the authority to rename animals?" The rest of the world:
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Man Jumps Out Office Window During Meeting
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"But I ask you, sir: If the power had indeed gone out to the entire city, HOW COME MY WATCH DIDN'T STOP"
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sen Schmitt [holds up big poster board]: "Did you go to dinner at an Olive Garden in Duluth on May 7th with Kaiser Soze?" Jack Smith: "I went to a Panda Garden in New Jersey with Kyle Sutherland on May 10th" Schmitt [pulls poster board down quickly]: "Why you perjurious scumbag"
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are going to be a lot of these stories about die-hard Trump supporters who were all in, and who finally saw him for what he was, and to these repentant souls I say: Yeah, go fuck yourself for being so utterly stupid in the first place. Just never vote again. www.huffpost.com/entry/maga-s...
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Ex-MAGA Fanatic Says This Epstein Comment Made Her See Trump ‘For Who He Is’
“It was like a light switch went on and a veil lifted,” said the woman about the president’s fiery remarks to a reporter who asked about his old friend.
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are going to be a lot of these stories about die-hard Trump supporters who were all in, and who finally saw him for what he was, and to these repentant souls I say: Yeah, go fuck yourself for being so utterly stupid in the first place. Just never vote again. www.huffpost.com/entry/maga-s...
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Ex-MAGA Fanatic Says This Epstein Comment Made Her See Trump ‘For Who He Is’
“It was like a light switch went on and a veil lifted,” said the woman about the president’s fiery remarks to a reporter who asked about his old friend.
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump willing to fold like a cheap coat to get out of a problem he caused and cannot solve, well you don't fucking say. www.rawstory.com/trump-iran-2...
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Trump willing to make stunning concession to Iran amid 'flexible' talks: report
President Donald Trump is open to making major concessions to Iran in exchange for commitments regarding its nuclear program, U.S. officials told Axios, a position he’s gone back and forth on over the...
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The UCP will hire foreign temporary workers, make them work, get sick and die in a COVID infested workplace, and then ask the people of Alberta to decide in a referendum whether they should be eligible for health care or not. What a shit hole province. What an absolute disgrace to Canada.
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Listen. If my AI phoned your AI and told it to tell you to go to hell, that really isn't any of my business
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What if I told you the President of the United States gave China a pass for sharing intel with Iran that was used to kill US soldiers & then offered to sell China weapons? What if I told you that somebody in America should give a fuck, & that its clear no one does? You know we can see you, America
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guy complaining about women at the gym: I don't know where to look, their asses are everywhere brother Woman complaining about guys at the gym: in the middle of doing a squat rep a guy leaned on one end of my barbell, took my earbud out, and started trying to talk to me about Joe Rogan
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming.
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And just like that: septum rings look normal to me What have I even become?
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Testosterone enhanced warfighters on their knees, smoothing the red carpet for the world's most powerful Communist
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good news, bad news. Bad news: We may, in fact, be facing peril from runaway AI Good news: Just not *yet*
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Peter Thiel always looks like he's wearing borrowed skin stretched over a homemade skull
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know we can see you, right, America?
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't judge me because I have never heard "Choosin' Texas." Judge me because I had never heard "Rolling in the Deep."
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh does it appear that way, my word A moment that is odd you say, good heavens Why it's threatening to be scandalous
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy fuck, did you see this? I can't believe Joe Biden offered to sell arms to China, in his last few months in office! No wait that was Trump yesterday, forget it, no big
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think he's gonna pivot
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't judge me because I have never heard "Choosin' Texas." Judge me because I had never heard "Rolling in the Deep."
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You pick the heart.
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NJTrainDelays @njtraindelays.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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The Tick's Iconic SPOOOOON!!! Battle Cry
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's Saturday! 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love.
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Battle Of The Planets G-force Anime Title Sequence Intro Phoenix Jason Battle Of The Planets Intro
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Peter Thiel always looks like he's wearing borrowed skin stretched over a homemade skull
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good news, bad news. Bad news: We may, in fact, be facing peril from runaway AI Good news: Just not *yet*
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My AI🧵 There is a simple constraint, a dead man's switch, that will stop any out of control deadly AI takeover *at this time*, & that is the absurd scale of computation & power hungry data centers it requires. As AI scaled, the computing tech it runs on did not. This is its current Achilles heel.
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Testosterone enhanced warfighters on their knees, smoothing the red carpet for the world's most powerful Communist
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John Pontoon, dissident titwillow @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t get ‘em. Mazel tov to the wearers, I hope they have love and such, but it just always looks like permanent green booger under nose. Not everyone’s mission is to maximize how I think they look, though, so fuck me.
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And just like that: septum rings look normal to me What have I even become?
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He’s decaying so badly, so mentally depraved he can’t walk in a straight fucking line. #cdnpoli Can you actually believe he runs your country America? You must be so proud of your decision & choice to elect this decayed old sex predator as your dictator.
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