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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary)

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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 8h
Some Werewolf shit gave me the nite terrors real bad while sleeping in my aunt's basement. They were coming through the walls in the movie so I was so afraid they'd do that to me. Maybe it was a Howling sequel?
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All those Ripley clones in Alien: Ressurection be like
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just got done rewatching the theatrical cut of Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers and, wow, what an incomprehensible piece of shit picture! Just genuinely bad. Rudd's dumb facial acting is the only saving grace.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t need fuck you money but it would be nice to stop having fuck me money
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
About to do improv comedy for money
A long shot of a blue curtailed stage
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did Jeff Winger write this?
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And it's up REAL early! My Off Book interview fresh off the presses captimes.com/entertainmen...
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Jess McKenna and Zach Reino are a force to be toured with
Known for their work on an improvised musical podcast and Dropout TV, this duo brings “Off Book” to the Barrymore in Madison on Oct. 17.
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And it's up REAL early! My Off Book interview fresh off the presses captimes.com/entertainmen...
captimes.com
Jess McKenna and Zach Reino are a force to be toured with
Known for their work on an improvised musical podcast and Dropout TV, this duo brings “Off Book” to the Barrymore in Madison on Oct. 17.
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Biblically accurate monstro
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just did the most insane wild nuts bananas and quote unquote unhinged improv set I've ever done. Ran around the entire venue, got drenched, intentionally bumped into audience members. An amazing burst of anxious energy.
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Racoon City putting its hands up, defeated
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I could be your angle... Or... Your debil...
Walter the dog looking very cuteWalter the dog smiling with all his teeth
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Curt&Courteous @mrtuden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So I was watching Jaws (1975) the other night and Cora hopped up on the TV stand LOL 🎥 🦈 💥
My cat's silhouette on the TV screen while Chief Brody from Jaws aims his rifle at the shark, but it looks like he's shooting Cora haha.A bloody explosion of the shark but it looks like my cat Cora instead LOL. She's just perfect by the way.
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is how Harry Du Bois views himself in the mirror at the start of Disco Elysium
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Macho Man Randy Savage? No, I'm more of a Nacho Man Randy Average," I say, patting my tortoise-shell-like protrusion of a belly. The federal agents are not as amused at this exchange as I am.
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There once was an Altman Who's world destruction was his fault, man He coded the AI He started to cry When we all turned around and ate him
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trent reznor singing his beefcake goth self to sleep
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Paranormal Activity (2007, dir. Peli)
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just conducted an interview with two of the nicest musical improvisers in the game
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I even learned to spell his name correctly
Gimli the dwarf saying never thought id go to bat for macklemore and then legolas saying what about going to bat for a free Palestine and gimili saying aye I could do that
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah me too but you don't see me bragging about it
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"
Statler and waldorf
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Genuinely looks like a turtle waiting for a big iceberg lettuce leaf to grace his field of vision
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You just KNOW he's stuffed to the gills with sawdust because anybody alive being pushed that fast in a wheelchair would be going WEEEEEE
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tim Allen quoting Tim Allen quoting Tim Allen Quoting Tim Allen quoting
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Never thought I'd go to bat for Mackelmore but here we are
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
Ed from ed Edd n eddie
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The hunter and his prey
Wally the dog a megamutt with chihuahua head and pittie shoulders brown brindle cuddling with the remains of a stuffed duck he just killed with his scary face, which is currently not scary and is instead sleepy and maybe a little annoyed we arent just letting him rest
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Entertainment
Trekkies Bash New Star
Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
:( Good thing I brought Evil Dead II to this cabin we're at this weekend...
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Made a display in the library aka crushing it on the new job
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hardly surprised to see an Israeli bombing
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Good Good CEO Fired was the name of my first improv troupe, who also crashed and burned
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wait, Juliard? No, I trained in Julie's Yard! Sorry for any confus- Maestro, where are you going? Was it something I said?
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Odd Hack @oddhack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jason Alexander in Criminal Minds
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When I'm modifying my characters in star war zero company giving them little jackets and gloves and shit
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Ti" West is short form Tinybrain West
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Video Library in the hometown. Owned by some dude named Jerry who would let me peruse the horror section and look at the original Rocky Horror Picture Show poster he had. I would bike over weekly to rent a game, even if he didn't keep up with the times. Sold me a bunch of posters when he closed shop
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Man, just gonna say, I think this is pretty Fucked Up
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Plan a horrorfest using only your first name: BLOB, THE (1988) IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU (2025) LOST HIGHWAY (1997) LET THE RIGHT ONE IN (2008)
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wait, Vic Michealis is a voice in Star War Zero Company????
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Fat Shadow Cowboy rides again
Shadow of a fat man wearing a cowboy hat doing the one armed howdy tip of the hat to you, also ugly shoes are in the bottom of the frame
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rocky Horror Dollywood makeover, two birds one stone
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Depressed and going to eat BBQ about it
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Drinking that 5th weed seltzer:
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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"dolly parton dead at 80/george w bush alive at 80" is as good a summation of the lack of justice in the world as you are likely to get
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Down Arrow Button Icon!
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Bill Paxton in Twister (but Scary) @moviesiscool.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I have to go "hiking" as part of a "bachelor party." Nothing makes any sense any more
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