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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 2h
Sometimes I just want to unplug, disconnect, and head to a remote forest to return to hunting and foraging for nuts, berries, rare earth metals, polymers, silicon, and glass to engineer a primitive iPhone so I can start posting again as soon as possible
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well we’ll just see what the three people in my group chat that agree with me on everything have to say about that, won’t we!!
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today’s episode of NYT ‘The Daily’ podcast explained the concept of Roko’s Basilisk to their massive audience which, if you know anything about Roko’s Basilisk, is basically the worst thing you can do!!!
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off." - RIP Gloria Steinem
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You can just call yourself ‘a thought leader,’ nobody gives a fuck
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s so wild that from a chronologic release-date perspective, Metallica went from “Dyer’s Eve” immediately to “Enter Sandman”
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My body is 70% water and 100% over this shit
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
‘Black Mirror’ might as well just change its name to ‘Mirror’
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Vets: so you should be brushing your cat’s teeth Everyone on earth: lol no
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Feel free to start referring to Mitch McConnell as Schrödinger’s Senator
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date @letsnotdate.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
According to men, there is no correct way for a woman to age. Looking older is failure, and trying not to is fraud. We may as well have fun with it.
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Girl are you an AppleTV show because you’re an absolute gem yet seem to be going out of your way to remain undiscovered
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Does anybody else is tired
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Due to inflation, everyone who’s been living rent free in my head has now been evicted
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The irony is that ‘Chad’ being short for ‘Chadwick’ makes Chad the least Chad name there is
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’ve seen enough. Unthaw Mariah Carey.
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
All you kids Doomscrolling have no idea what it was like when all we had was Wolfenstein 3Dscrolling
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Genuinely thought the Bermuda Triangle was going to be a persistent threat in my adult life
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Fun bit of music trivia: The final lyric, on the final song, on the final album The Beatles ever recorded together is:  “And in the end The love you take Is equal to the love you make” I told them to say that.
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Carl Jung implies the existence of Carl Auld
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
So in other news, @moskov.goodventures.org was right to bounce
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
“The singularity will usher in a new age of infinite wealth and abundance for all! Today, we are pleased to announce we are in the singularity! Now can we have a ton of fresh capital plz 🥺👉👈”
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The future of the internet is just conservative AI bots arguing with liberal AI bots, both cynically reach-hacking to funnel to their AI-generated blogs and fake podcasts
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If you even know what a pied-à-terre is, you can pay more in taxes
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There are tech workers out there that haven’t had a sip of non-flavored, non-carbonated still water in years
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Don’t talk to me until after I’ve had my Zip, Wend, Patches, Crossclimb, Pinpoint, Wordle, Connections, and Strands. And coffee.
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It really is better in 70mm IMAX
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
One thing to keep in mind is if you share your screen on Zoom I will be spending at least 30 seconds scrutinizing your tabs, what’s in your dock, and every element of your visible productivity stack before I even consider looking at the thing you’re presenting
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Joe Biden at home, standing by the window, silently watching the malarkey go by
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ready for the midterms 🫡
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Salad officially off the ‘health food’ list represents the apex of late-stage American society, it’s beautiful in a way
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The office of Wispr Flow gotta be loud as fuck
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Just saw a sign for a company called ‘Cthulhu Ventures’, I definitely live in the Bay Area now
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Trump taking orders from Putin on the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence is peak dystopian timeline www.cnn.com/2026/07/05/e...
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Putin and Trump held ‘businesslike’ 90-minute July 4 call, Moscow says | CNN
Russian President Vladimir Putin spoke with Donald Trump in a July 4 call lasting nearly 90 minutes in which the US leader again offered to help end the Ukraine war, according to Russia’s foreign mini...
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
When you land in San Francisco, you have to wade through piles and piles of rotting human hearts that have been left behind, it’s really quite disgusting actually
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I put the ‘fish’ in ‘Artificial Intelligence’
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
One thing that gives me hope is mankind’s unceasing ability to discover sick new guitar riffs
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Pixar’s ‘Up’ is like: *clasps hands* ok, so what were gonna do is start out by making you sob uncontrollably, then then a little later we’re gonna have you sob again, then towards the end we’ll have you sob like you’ve never sobbed before, and then, just as a treat, one more little sob, sound good?
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Gen-Z making fun of Millennials really do got us there with “Totes Magoats”, what were we thinking
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My Crunchwrap is more Supreme than this court
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A Judge should be forced to let you off if what you're being accused of could credibly be described as 'hijinx'
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If the Beatles wrote ‘A Day in the Life’ today it would be like John: I played with phone in bed, oh boy Paul: Woke up, phone in bed Played a bit with my phone in bed
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Ash to ash Phone in bed to phone in bed
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Jobs are like: we will pay you to stop playing with your phone in bed
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It looks like a Cybertruck
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Why is he called ‘Iron Man’ and not ‘Fe Male’
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Asking AI to summarize the alphabet and give me the key takeaways and action items
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
We cannot claim to have achieved AGI until the LLM breaks down bawling merely thinking about the first 8 1/2 minutes of Pixar‘s ‘Up’
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Kids names these days be like Hunter, Archer, Harper, Builder, Lawyer, Diaper, Humidifier
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