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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 1h

I hope 2027 is as good as this calendar 😌

Five little birdies are huddled together on a horizontal wooden post or something it’s a calendar from the Audubon society for 2027

ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 1h

My boss tried to trick me into accepting a $30,000 raise, but I showed him when I calmly explained that if I spread that 30,000 out over some arbitrarily long time frame it simply wouldn’t be much money.

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 1h

Most geniuses know that poor people are far too irresponsible to handle $30k. It is a small number, of course, but far too much at the same time.

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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If you're backyard is close to water, consider building a frog sauna to help treat chytrid!

Frogs chilling inside the frog sauna. It's basically just a black masonry brick

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 2h

But why on earth would anybody want to kill an elected official

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 3h

Watching 40-year-old footage of an NFL brawl b/c our country’s heritage must be remembered

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 4h

We really ought to start letting barbers perform surgery again to take some of the strain off our overburdened healthcare system

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 5h

*prescription drug commercial voice* Ask your doctor which horny bluesky bot named Juli is right for you

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 6h

What about the Isle of Wight? Are we safe there??

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 7h

Me & my redneck otaku friends call ourselves the Y'allkuza

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 8h

AI porn of the Green M&M has finally won Tucker over to adult content

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 8h

Love that classic mid-October evening heat

85°
Feels like 86° H 85° L 51°
Next hour rain chance 15%
Partly Cloudy

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 8h

Gross dude you got your post all over my timeline

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Chuck is the unsung hero of the X Files. Literally just does computer voodoo every time Mulder finds a weird image or video & the case is basically solved

Three people in an office room one staring down at a laptop the caption says “then I ran it through my imaging software”

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Interestingly, you never hear the victim blaming crowd ask what children were doing hanging out at such a dangerous place when there’s a school shooting

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

It's been almost a month since @medianoche.bsky.social went dark, & my concern is still very high. I know it's a long shot, but if anyone knows anything about how they're doing, please let me know!

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

It's been almost a month since @medianoche.bsky.social went dark, & my concern is still very high. I know it's a long shot, but if anyone knows anything about how they're doing, please let me know!

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Black blood… that’s bad, right? Basically means I am evil?

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Halloween is the season of endless romantic possibilities 😌

black and white: a tall man in a plain black blazer black slacks and makeup looking like frankenstein's monster (herman munster); he is holding a woman in a full-body mermaid suit who is smiling while stroking his face.

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

They should just convert bluesky into a message board tbh. i'd pay a dollar for that.

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Can’t believe Tucker Carlson, a man of god, had a steamy extramarital affair with the Green M&M

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I don’t like my brain lately but to be fair I physically am feeling very bad so there’s plenty of blame to go around

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Good night, fellow crew members of the USS Bluesky ❤️

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Only the smartest people ever manage to make it to advanced decomposition

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I think when I die I want an open casket funeral but only if Tom Savini does my makeup like one of the Dawn of the Dead zombies

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Thanks Hulu I’ve been asking for this specific thing for the past 10 years of my life

An evil-looking clown with red hair and fangs in an old-timey clown costume it’s a teaser for Hulu’s “documentary” clown panic

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I actually did really good at my first rodeo so I am worried that my subsequent ones will cause me to choke from all the pressure

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Wonder if my mom still thinks the sex offender registry is a dating site for ex-cons

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I think anyone who wants to have “figgy pudding” is clearly not actually committed to a merry Christmas let alone a happy new year

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Winnie the Pooh has survived two world wars but he does not stand a chance against climate change

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Very good performance, mr President. you look absolutely resplendent in your Dril Tweet phase, sir

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

After two lore episode snoozers to start s7, X Files gets back to its bread & butter of completely fucking unhinged Vince Gilligan episodes

Old-timey drivethru menu bordered in little yellow lights a cartoon mascot with a red stripe shirt and baseball hat is laid over it

Mulder and Scully showing their fbi badges in a rundown burger joint

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Cop: sir, do you have any idea how much you were posting just now? Me:

A disheveled dazed-looking Mulder clad in a hospital gown looks out the passenger side window of a car

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Watching this movie where old people hate cops & it’s made me realize you can age gracefully

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I've read two 850+ page picaresque novels this year from 1750 or earlier & i am so freaking glad i did.

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Mfer looks like a character from that old Guess Who? board game

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Actually, Granny Smith was named *after* the apple. common misconception, but yeah...no

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

If she really hustles, she can make it back to Fox News in time to take the lead reporting role on her own scandal

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Every time I think my levels of hatred for Kroger have hit their upper limit, a brand new threshold is established. I fucking hate this company w/ a passion & am desperate for an alternative where I live. Fuck these assholes.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I’m guessing the reason to say this in advance over such a large stretch of time is to instill fear and get more compliant workers who won’t ask for raises.

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Bro, are you seriously dying right now? 🤣😂 fuckin' weak, bro, death is so cringe 🤣

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