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vladchoc

@vladchoc.bsky.social
5.9K followers 478 following 85 posts

You look at the profile. It's nothing special. There is a pile of burrito wrappers to the east. A huge dork is here. Obvious exits: south, east. /follow dork

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Feels a bit weird to be sitting in the back of this Dragula, to be honest. Can I sit up front with you?
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's taken a few years but I've finally completed reviewing all of the Final Destination movies on Letterboxd.
A review of Final Destination that reads "I don't think this could really happen." A review of Final Destination 2 that reads "I don't think this could really happen." A review of Final Destination 3 that reads "I don't think this could really happen." A review of The Final Destination that reads "I don't think this could really happen." A review of Final Destination 5 that reads "I don't think this could really happen." A review of Final Destination Bloodlines that reads "I don't think this could really happen."
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Starting my day making some art.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Headline Leaves Out Several Key Details To Make You Angrier
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bad things happen in threes. Fact. If another happens it’s not four. That last thing was secretly good. Anyhow sorry for your family’s loss.
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's like my grandpa always said: "*complete silence* *sips beer* *stares at some old Western on TV*".
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ok, but what if u want to summon batman during the day
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this website isn't nor has it ever been about conversation of any kind. this website is about conditioning your friends with praise to utter increasingly demented sentences while they do the same to you
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn, girl. Was your dad H. R. Giger? Because penis penis-penis skull(?) shiny penis vagina penis teeth spikes penis penis.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I get home late, dead tired, and see my name in big, bloody letters on the bedroom wall - and I'm like, nope, I will deal with THIS in the morning
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You can cry as hard as you want in a car wash and no one can see or hear you, I hope.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hi, I'd like to return this sword. It's not enchanted
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don’t need alcohol to have a good time. I never have a good time.
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Excuse me, waiter. *points at soup* I am beginning to think that nothing in this world can restore the belief in magic I held as a child.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i do not know with what instruments the fourth wave of ska will be made, but the fifth wave of ska will be made with sticks and stones
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 12/08/2025
Bluesky deserves to enjoy this amazing They Might Be Giants experiment, which I can't really summarize in a skeet tmbw.net/wiki/Last_Wave
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just took a CPR course in Australia and the EMT said we should use music to time our compressions, then proceeded to blast ACDC’s Highway to Hell.
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking out in the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 31/07/2026
My precious child, when you saw only one set of footprints in the sand, that's when the giant eagle picked me up and carried me away. You must hunt down this bird and avenge me.
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 21/07/2026
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 30/06/2026
I just met you and this is crazy but I’m selling shoes that were for a baby
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Well it's taken me 8 months but I've finally completed my Free 2 Week Time and Money Management Course. I'm extremely proud to say my final quiz results will be made available once I've entered my credit card details.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
oh you're hanging out with friends again?? ok well.. enjoy your echo chamber. i will be out with my enemies having a productive and intellectually enriching night of angrily stating and restating our standpoints on today's most important issues
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The prices are going up because groceries are getting better
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
typing in the same password a third time but more powerfully
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
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Troutman @robotrowboat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Damn, girl. You must be a Blu-ray copy of “Babe: Pig in the City” because I can’t take my eyes off your special features.
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The person next to me on the train is staring at my phone screen so let me take this opportunity to say “Strip Law is a very good show” to two audiences simultaneously.
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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
What a time to be alive (derogatory)
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
You know that little voice in your head that says "You're not good at anything”? That's you. So you ARE good. At hurtful ventriloquism.
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Just had a free app tell me I need to give them money so they can keep it free. Makes sense. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to buy a few free tacos for lunch. You know. To keep them free.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Allow me to make this purchase decision easier for you.
Pixel art intro screen for Frasier Fantasy Director’s Cut. By Edward La Barbera. “The Definitive Game with Dr Crane”Pixel cutscene art of Frasier, looking calm, in charge and ready for anything. He has a book or something. There is a space needle back there I think.
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Having sex is like riding a bike. Specifically, like that scene in Pee-wee's Big Adventure where everyone in the world has a bike except you.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Pouring your blood sweat and tears into your work? Dude. No. That’s important stuff. It is supposed to be inside you. That’s your stuff.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
As a society, we do not spend enough time talking about the 1978 homemade Star Wars parody, Hardware Wars
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Hardware Wars (1978)
YouTube video by Slaughter Player
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
idea i had
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I carry a great big Karate Tournament Runner-Up trophy with me everywhere I go. The trophy itself deters most regular gangs from attacking me, while the lowly status of the trophy ensures that karate gangs would gain no honour from defeating me.
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I was really hoping going back to school would involve pranking the Dean and keg stands but so far it’s just dying inside as everyone turns in blatantly obvious ChatGPT output for our group assignments.
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Neil Cicierega @neilcic.com · 28/12/2025
I recommend this book to anyone who owns a Lakhovsky Multiple Wave Oscillator
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas! So glad you remembered to do that small important task at work before the break. You DID do it, right? Oh god are you sure?
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