Reposted by vladchocchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Feels a bit weird to be sitting in the back of this Dragula, to be honest. Can I sit up front with you? 410933
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's taken a few years but I've finally completed reviewing all of the Final Destination movies on Letterboxd. 051
Reposted by vladchocDavid Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Starting my day making some art. 261608478
Reposted by vladchocPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine 03843608
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Headline Leaves Out Several Key Details To Make You Angrier 1171
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Bad things happen in threes. Fact. If another happens it’s not four. That last thing was secretly good. Anyhow sorry for your family’s loss. 0121
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's like my grandpa always said: "*complete silence* *sips beer* *stares at some old Western on TV*". 0242
Reposted by vladchocm@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 17/09/2026ok, but what if u want to summon batman during the day 1020736
Reposted by vladchocmammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026this website isn't nor has it ever been about conversation of any kind. this website is about conditioning your friends with praise to utter increasingly demented sentences while they do the same to you 9502102
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Damn, girl. Was your dad H. R. Giger? Because penis penis-penis skull(?) shiny penis vagina penis teeth spikes penis penis. 081
Reposted by vladchocmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this 411567402
Reposted by vladchocleemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I get home late, dead tired, and see my name in big, bloody letters on the bedroom wall - and I'm like, nope, I will deal with THIS in the morning 730563
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You can cry as hard as you want in a car wash and no one can see or hear you, I hope. 0153
Reposted by vladchocViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hi, I'd like to return this sword. It's not enchanted 510318
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I don’t need alcohol to have a good time. I never have a good time. 0325
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Excuse me, waiter. *points at soup* I am beginning to think that nothing in this world can restore the belief in magic I held as a child. 072
Reposted by vladchocdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i do not know with what instruments the fourth wave of ska will be made, but the fifth wave of ska will be made with sticks and stones 633539
Reposted by vladchocJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 12/08/2025Bluesky deserves to enjoy this amazing They Might Be Giants experiment, which I can't really summarize in a skeet tmbw.net/wiki/Last_Wave 31589217
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Just took a CPR course in Australia and the EMT said we should use music to time our compressions, then proceeded to blast ACDC’s Highway to Hell. 172
Reposted by vladchocm@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 15/08/2026sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking out in the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down 111692181
Reposted by vladchocTruman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 31/07/2026My precious child, when you saw only one set of footprints in the sand, that's when the giant eagle picked me up and carried me away. You must hunt down this bird and avenge me. 615538
Reposted by vladchocArlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 30/06/2026I just met you and this is crazy but I’m selling shoes that were for a baby 81446282
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Well it's taken me 8 months but I've finally completed my Free 2 Week Time and Money Management Course. I'm extremely proud to say my final quiz results will be made available once I've entered my credit card details. 0112
Reposted by vladchocmore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 17/11/2024oh you're hanging out with friends again?? ok well.. enjoy your echo chamber. i will be out with my enemies having a productive and intellectually enriching night of angrily stating and restating our standpoints on today's most important issues 163024717
Reposted by vladchocAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 08/05/2026The prices are going up because groceries are getting better 528743
Reposted by vladchocYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 20/09/2023typing in the same password a third time but more powerfully 14543124
Reposted by vladchoccait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/03/2026there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for 87224466814
Reposted by vladchocTroutman @robotrowboat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time. 203908911
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Damn, girl. You must be a Blu-ray copy of “Babe: Pig in the City” because I can’t take my eyes off your special features. 226045
Reposted by vladchocstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart. 261673335
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 24/02/2026The person next to me on the train is staring at my phone screen so let me take this opportunity to say “Strip Law is a very good show” to two audiences simultaneously. 1312
Reposted by vladchocHouse of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 17/02/2026What a time to be alive (derogatory) 06010
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 21/02/2026You know that little voice in your head that says "You're not good at anything”? That's you. So you ARE good. At hurtful ventriloquism. 0265
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Just had a free app tell me I need to give them money so they can keep it free. Makes sense. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to buy a few free tacos for lunch. You know. To keep them free. 1102
Reposted by vladchocOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 18/02/2026while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well. 342289452
Reposted by vladchocMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 08/03/2025its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further 126187674576
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Allow me to make this purchase decision easier for you. 2100
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Having sex is like riding a bike. Specifically, like that scene in Pee-wee's Big Adventure where everyone in the world has a bike except you. 0110
Reposted by vladchocpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are 533570428
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Pouring your blood sweat and tears into your work? Dude. No. That’s important stuff. It is supposed to be inside you. That’s your stuff. 1214
Reposted by vladchocMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 30/01/2026As a society, we do not spend enough time talking about the 1978 homemade Star Wars parody, Hardware Warsyoutu.beHardware Wars (1978)YouTube video by Slaughter Player 2424927
Reposted by vladchocSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I carry a great big Karate Tournament Runner-Up trophy with me everywhere I go. The trophy itself deters most regular gangs from attacking me, while the lowly status of the trophy ensures that karate gangs would gain no honour from defeating me. 0363
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I was really hoping going back to school would involve pranking the Dean and keg stands but so far it’s just dying inside as everyone turns in blatantly obvious ChatGPT output for our group assignments. 0182
Reposted by vladchocNeil Cicierega @neilcic.com · 28/12/2025I recommend this book to anyone who owns a Lakhovsky Multiple Wave Oscillator 371417142
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Merry Christmas! So glad you remembered to do that small important task at work before the break. You DID do it, right? Oh god are you sure? 071