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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 8h

“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.”

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 9h

big spike in sales today on the Sorry You Biffed It At The Senate Meeting greeting cards

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Micah @rincewind.run · 7h

I appreciate bluesky's periodic dedication to reminding us of the purity of text-only posting by breaking all images on the site

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 6h

they should invent a google maps integration that detects if you're trying to run errands when a nearby school is letting out and slaps you in the face

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The Dax Symbiont 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🌲🇵🇸 @thedaxsymbiont.bsky.social · 7h

I did a bit of leg work to make sure this is accurate. He claims he lives in Jersey city on his substack but he actually lives about 15 miles outside Jersey city. This is 100% legal and protected by the first amendment. As would be sending him love letters or other fun packages.

Michael C Tracey
9 Glenwood Way, West Caldwell, NJ
07006
Last updated September 2026
# Age 38 years old (Aug, 1988)
E Alias Michael Clifford Tracey, Mike J Tracey
& Phone (201) 615-6612

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026

claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 16h

Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 13h

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'd like to see James Talarico wiggle his way out of this jam

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every single news story about generative AI discovering something ends up being "someone foolishly fed their work into the machine that plagiarizes people's work and then got shocked when it regurgitated exactly what they were working on"

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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026

Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.

wisn.com

Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport

Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.

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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You have been blessed by the friend onion :).

A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm absolutely losing it. Everything in here is made up (we hired an actor, rented a car, did not use AI, obviously), but he just invents a whole-ass world. Boner pills are a helluva drug.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026

this is the fridge of a person who doesn’t prepare a single meal

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All Kinds Of Nope @woozleweasels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I feel like whoever named them Red Delicious apples has never actually eaten a delicious apple.

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun

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ceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026

facebook’s new AI is sending guys to my house to whip my ass for posting “sirloin ain’t shit” in the local Beef Boys chat

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What I picture when people say escrow

The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Every post on a wedding forum: Is it tacky to write thank you notes with a ballpoint pen? 🥺 I already wrote them and I just found out about other pens 😣 Replies: Extremely tacky 🤮 If you don’t know about pens, you shouldn’t be getting married. I’m from the south. And I just have to laugh.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026

“i woke up every morning and name searched myself on twitter. i am normal by the way”

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner

promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection

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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being

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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 27/09/2026

out on the road today I saw a wojack sticker on a cybertruck

cybertruck with a bumper sticker of the NPC meme that says ROCKET MAN BAD

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026

I apologize to Rolling Stone for not, to my knowledge, having heard “Choosin Texas”, the most popular song in history. I will do better next time

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Perfectly spooky addition to the party: The Dip No One Touches

USA Today headline: Hidden Valley gears up for Halloween with new black ranch dressing

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss.

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this is pinned up in rust cohle's storage locker with a couple faces crossed out

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

im always saying this

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

cuth pube

A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.

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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"why would I deceive you?"

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You can tell, with all of the explicit ethnic cleansing making everything worse and more expensive, the GOP's next target is just to go all out on gender wars. Everyone on X or Rumble is complaining about nagging women 24/7, with brief respites for holocaust denial. Full 4chan incel GOP incoming.

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ok so... his point is.. hitler believed plenty of regular stuff.. therefore agreeing with hitler about anything.... is value neutral. and she's saying, in agreement... if you think she and history's most prolific rapist are bad.... you're racist against a transphobic nelson mandela she just imagined

Tom 'From the Boiling Eternal S
Know who else thought the world was round? Hitler!

J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling
I'm fairly certain both Nelson Mandela and Genghis Khan knew what a woman is.

Tom 'From the Boiling Eternal
Exactly!

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merritt @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026

i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay

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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026

Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 25/09/2026

got to watch nothern minnesota guy yesterday order lunch. turkey sandwich. nothing in it, just the turkey. white bread. catholicism tells you to feel guilt over desire; nordic protestantism frees you from desire itself

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

you guys broke watergate

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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bastage42 @bastage42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Am incredibly funny instance of them putting up letters one at a time

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death

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