Reposted by TwinklebreezeIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 5hI mean, it's way easier to avoid than lettuce 1292
Reposted by Twinklebreezejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 6ha livestreamed execution is just a lynching 25284531727
Reposted by TwinklebreezeViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/10/2026[during sex] This is the bed Grandpa died in 2744082
Reposted by TwinklebreezeMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026FUCK I broke my 1500 day streak on my smart thermostat's daily jumble puzzle. The app is locking me out of adjusting my home temperature now because I'm out of gems. The word was SAVORY. 71353146
Reposted by Twinklebreezegeekysteven @geekysteven.com · 12h"Clowns are scary" wasn't a mainstream sentiment until Stephen King's It. Similarly, before Texas Chainsaw Massacre, people loved leatherfaces. 819748
Reposted by TwinklebreezeJames Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 10hwife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice 81760206
Reposted by Twinklebreezegwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026not gay I just like 016727
Reposted by TwinklebreezeTricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026they are WHAT 311061136
Reposted by Twinklebreezewargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026got fired from the future crimes division after i accidentally dropped my ice cream cone into the precog's tank and killed one of them 11484195
Reposted by Twinklebreezeandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 08/10/2026Why can't I have the kind of mental illness that makes me want to run a lot 26823116
Reposted by TwinklebreezeKarl Bode @karlbode.com · 06/10/2026over at the newsletter I wrote about the useful bogeyman that is "polarization":karlbode.comThe Problem Is Right Wing Extremism, Not 'Polarization'Ambiguous media whining about "polarization" or "partisan tribalism" redirects attention away from the real cause of modern U.S. division: violent right wing extremism. 11544150
Reposted by Twinklebreezejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026interesting that conservatives were militantly “we must reward hustle” when the target was affirmative action at elite universities and now, when faced with the success of south asians and other groups, it is “i think we are too meritocratic” 19370191099
Reposted by Twinklebreezefoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train 394576778
Reposted by Twinklebreezebryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare... 101141114650
Reposted by Twinklebreezethe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I love that there is no longer any distinction between ragebait and fetish content 4259640
Reposted by TwinklebreezeMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think we know what this means 4282930204
Reposted by Twinklebreezeassbutt @nasboat.org · 05/10/2026i’m so tired of targeted advertising 558741
Reposted by TwinklebreezeThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form. 185109901832
Reposted by TwinklebreezePatrick @cleverturnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026and to the original subject--I'm a parent to a young kid and if we had a grandparent in babysitting distance, oh man the shit I would put up with to maintain that relationship. If the parents cut that off, you must have REALLY fucked up a lot & after a lot of warnings 1291
Reposted by Twinklebreezetoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 190113823094
Reposted by TwinklebreezeIvan Pereira @ivanper4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"He further stated that there is no law against him walking around a voting site dressed as ICE," the arrest report said.abcnews.comMan arrested after posing as ICE agent at Miami polling site: InvestigatorsA man was arrested over the weekend for allegedly posing as an ICE agent and intimidating Brazilian nationals who were voting at a poll site in Miami, investigators said. 73664208
Reposted by TwinklebreezeBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"We stand on the shoulders of giants." Speak for yourself. I stand on my own shoulders. I'm all rolled up into a ball. My head is fully up my ass 191094110
Reposted by TwinklebreezeAmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025sherman, for the love of god! 15078372315
Reposted by TwinklebreezeThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026“Upon careful analysis, it’s clear our organization is going to bungle messaging in late October, costing us many key races across the nation.” — Ken Martin, DNC chairtheonion.comDNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost MidtermsWASHINGTON—In an effort to get ahead of the forthcoming criticisms of how they squandered such a commanding lead in the polls, the Democratic National Committee released a preemptive autopsy Tuesday i... 391476206
Reposted by TwinklebreezeBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 06/10/2026This reads like an onion headline. 750084
Reposted by TwinklebreezeJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 06/10/2026Hot news for the sea lion in my comments bothering everyone about how training data is fair use www.courthousenews.com/ai-training-...courthousenews.comAI training of copyrighted material not fair use: Third CircuitUsing someone else's "creative spark" to start a competing business runs afoul of copyright law, the panel found. 603854912
Reposted by Twinklebreezelos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager: And where do you see yourself in five days 101454314
Reposted by TwinklebreezeNetscape @netscape.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Watching The Ring (2002). White people would watch the video tape that kills you 1330238
Reposted by Twinklebreezemore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026imagine what the avengers could accomplish if they didn't reject potential members for ideological impurity. like sure, we strongly disagree over ONE issue, but i'd still rather have the big space guy, whose glove has ALL of its powerful jewels, on MY side. but i guess they'd rather do litmus tests 2778
Reposted by TwinklebreezeBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Shredded wheat is an insane concept. "Yeah I want a fucking log of hay in a box. For my breakfast." Fuck outta here. Crazy assholes. 2952948175
Reposted by Twinklebreezejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026in a just world someone would stone cold stun these guys into concrete 1055824480
Reposted by TwinklebreezeNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026(stripper loves me voice) Bro, I think the waitress is obsessed with feeding me 016722
Reposted by TwinklebreezeAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026Trump: "In Texas, he talks about 'I'm a vaygan I'm a vaygan' he's a vaygan vaygan meaning he likes lettuce" 238876122
Reposted by TwinklebreezeMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 214104341652
Reposted by TwinklebreezeJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026get the fun book ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun 284301526
Reposted by TwinklebreezeFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 05/10/2026you say "myers-briggs is just astrology for mba's" like it's a bad thing. if anyone needs the consciousness raising spiritual guidance of astrology, it's mba's. 1403
Reposted by TwinklebreezeKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Very saddened to say I won’t be able to headline Tim Pool’s student event in Chicago this week. I unfortunately have other plans. 2648122636
Reposted by Twinklebreeze𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My body is a temple. My head has two temples. I attended Temple University. I forgot where I was going with this. 1113840
Reposted by TwinklebreezeMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides. 6448141128
Reposted by TwinklebreezePhilip Bump @pbump.com · 03/10/2026The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels. 391482133
Reposted by Twinklebreezeamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 03/10/2026me: “baby, you have to wear a shirt if we’re leaving the house” the baby (2), slapping her bare tummy mournfully: “I want to be a belly boy 🥺 31325
Reposted by Twinklebreezeamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 22/11/2025the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face 333493331
Reposted by Twinklebreeze[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I miss sending my kiddos off at the bus stop so much that I’ve starting sending my neighbors off to work and boy they hate it when I tell them to make good choices little buddy 47015
Reposted by TwinklebreezeSeth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Can confirm. This, for example, was at the top of my “for you” feed when I logged in to find an old post the other day. 532199388
Reposted by Twinklebreezer o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026first of all, literally no one is saying "quad-demic" you fucking lunatic secondly the prefixes in epi/pandemic don't refer to the number of diseases involved, it's...bro I'm so irrationally mad rn 3523
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
![Hi Katherine,
Timcast Media is partnering with the Chicago Thinker to host a student event in Chicago on October 9 at 4:00 PM.
The event will feature a one-on-one conversation with Tim Pool followed by a live student Q&A. To create a dynamic and balanced dialogue, we are specifically seeking a featured guest to represent a left-leaning perspective.
Timcast Media will fully cover and arrange all travel and accommodations.
Thank you in advance for your consideration.
Sincerely,
[REDACTED]
Hi Lisa,
Sorry, I'll be too busy slamming my hand in a car door that day to talk with Tim. Hope you understand.
Kat](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ats4shmeia7i7ildqm3denmd/bafkreihrnihg6l6eacs4g7kcvw3y2loydewmvlmo4g4adezheys6j3byim)
