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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Patrick Swayze’s toes from the over the creek log training got me pregnant

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

[nba jam announcer voice] she’s reading smut

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I wonder how many people I met at concerts ended up killing someone. I bet at least one or two.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

seeing me doing relatively well in life has radicalized my parents.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

It’s good to go 19th-century from time to time. I have been obsessing about the length of candle wicks, for example.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Please respect my privacy while I hit a curb.

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Going full Michael Douglas in Falling Down because Oral-B keeps changing the floss I like.

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I’ll come over to watch a movie late at night, not no funny business out of respect for the artists, Freddie Prinze Junior and Matthew Lillard.

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 13/02/2026

grabbing two beers from the on-board fridge pulling the escape chute and sliding down out of this bitch

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Two (2) weeks in the same pants – a love story

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I don't understand your haircut but it continues to speak to me in its incomprehensible tongue.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 13/02/2026

Don't make me do it (press the button that says restore 68 tabs)

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

My swear jar takes digital payments

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Bought a head of red cabbage for a recipe, and now what am I supposed to do, eat red cabbage for the next month?

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 03/02/2026

Sometimes I need a beige meal to take the edge off

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

i just used the word ‘overwhelmed’ as i thanked my mail carrier this morning for delivering me some coupons for hometown buffet.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I promised my truck that when it’s time, I’m gonna put it in neutral and let it roll off a ledge into an old quarry

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

If my grandmother taught me anything, it's that once you take your shirt off in public to fight someone, you HAVE to fight someone.

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Repotting plants at 6 a.m. for Jesus

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

A washing machine that warns you when it detects little balls of tissue paper in your pockets

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

A day of rest after monster truck voices hyped us relentlessly into a quiet corner

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

I hope your fingers don't break through the toilet paper today

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

It’s just me and my prescription eczema cream from 2013 against the world.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

It's pretty apt that there's a single r in 'loner'.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Everyone stay calm, I’ve got this *hands out cheese*

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Fomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Harry Styles sounds like a made-up name that Big Foot would use to sneak into a fashion show.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Me, an arborist pointing at a tree: "Wood."

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Just casually doing my dishes while screaming into the void

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/01/2026

smoking speed at the weed of light

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I nap in the back of my dragula

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Going into McDonald’s with a 96-disc CD holder booklet and telling the staff to fill it with hash browns.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 15/10/2024

Whatever music you put on while sitting fully clothed in the shower at the end of a long day is the real you

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haden reynolds (Robert) @hadenreynolds.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Trees are sick of our shit

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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

the tiny little fluffy birds on my balcony eating the birdseed make me happy

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

i saw a hipster with a mullet today nature is eating its own tail

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

What if you had to order french fries by the exact number of fries you’d like, not just large or medium.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

if anyone’s interested in torturing their enemies until they beg for the sweet release of death, I’d highly recommend my niece’s middle school production of The Little Mermaid.

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

I just saw a guy put the two frosted sides of his heated pop-tarts together and then he ate it like a sandwich. I think he said he was from the future.

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

You had me at fuck no

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 19/01/2026

You can just say you just finished a workout it doesn't need to be true

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

My nephew beat me in mario kart once, but someone paid me to take a dive.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

The best time to save your birth placenta was when you were born. The second best time is now.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 20/01/2026

I prefer the title reply savant

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

casting demons out of this pot pie rn

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

A restaurant is going out of business and in the comments someone wrote “The last time we ate there we got a charm from a charm bracelet in our food.” Which I think is lucky.

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I’ve been eating shredded cheese for weeks and I still look doughy.

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