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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DATE: what are you thinking about ME: fall should be spelled fa// DATE: ME: DATE: fell should be spelled fe_ _ *we kiss*

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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 25/09/2026

Kiss me i taste like soup

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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 25/09/2026

I bring a bag of shredded cheese to the interview and never break eye contact as I eat it.

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Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I just hope there’s a special place in hell for me because I do love feeling special

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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 25/09/2026

When CEOs start talking about “sustainable business model,” they don’t mean sustainable for employees, they mean sustainable for themselves.

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I want to put a thing on a shelf. I need uppies

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The term “domestic housewife” implies that there are "feral housewives" and now I have a new career goal.

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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When my artist friends ask me what I truly find beautiful:

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You are only as sick and twisted as your Duck Duck Go search history.

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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 22/09/2026

jeez, they’re even making peanuts out of plants these days

Close up of a can of peanuts with “plant-based protein” on it.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

woke up on the wrong side of the coffin

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The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You can keep your Shark Week and your Toyotathon. A blessed and bulky Fat Bear Week to all who celebrate! 🐻

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Dancing Dancing Bear

ALT: Dancing Dancing Bear

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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 21/09/2026

So if you’re writing for a Valnet site, do you use a fake name? I can’t imagine it’s a resume builder. “Made people mad, created uninteresting tonnage of articles, never had an editor”

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The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Happy Fortune’s Weave Eve (WeEve?) to all who celebrate! So excited for the next Fire Emblem. My daughter is two chapters away from finishing up the last remaining story route she never completed on Three Houses (Silver Snow) and it’s been fun to watch her return to Fódlan.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ben Affleck: Can I see the zoo you bought? Matt Damon: For the hundredth time, I didn’t buy a zoo. That was just a movie. Ben Affleck: You’re mean.

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Everyone figured out the AI "whistleblowers" is just marketing now? Suddenly all the talk of slowing down, reigning it in, being adults in the room for the lying thieving slop bot machine that is still absolutely inevitable, must have trillions in funding, all the water rights, access to all IP...

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The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Blippo+ must be experienced. It’s the weirdest and best. On sale on Switch & Switch 2 now! GET BENT. www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

Ad for Blippo+ featuring screenshots from the gal on Nintendo Switches

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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 10/09/2026

I think it’s deeply moving and patriotic to remember 9/11 by paying $9.11 for gas.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I open the door to the basement where the guest will stay, pausing briefly to inquire how they feel about dolls.

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The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Sometimes, I honestly couldn’t tell which of the things was cake. But I can always tell when something is generated by fugly-ass AI.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

“Idk, I mean you’re so naturally pretty, you don’t need all that eyeliner and those nails are perfection”, I drunkenly say to a raccoon.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

self-care includes pretending none of this is happening

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

you contain multitudes, I contain doritos and impotent rage

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The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I was hoping for “Hyrule Hijinks” personally. Damn.

Nintendo announced that “The Legend of Zelda” movie will be called “The Legend of Zelda”

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The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Yes, I bought this. Yes, I know it’s EXACTLY the kind of thing demons would do to steal souls. No, I won’t spoil the secret flavor…

Saja Boys mystery flavor Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

[bumper sticker] MY CHILD IS AN UNEXCEPTIONAL STUDENT AT AN UNDERFUNDED PUBLIC SCHOOL

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Please understand that I just want to be loved, for you to realize that I'm special, that I’m only here on this earth for a brief, rare moment in time, covered in bbq sauce, like a McRib

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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Up next, is the Democratic Party moving too far to the left? On that topic we’ll be joined by three GOP strategists responsible for the most racist ads you’ve ever seen, a stooge who served jail time for committing crimes on behalf of Donald Trump, and the president’s second cousin. Stay tuned.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Sugar pie get your shit together Love, honey bunch

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven or are demons impervious to pain

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Maryn McKenna @marynmck.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Today I did, in fact, tumble out of bed, stumble to the kitchen, and pour myself a cup of ambition. And then I cried again. What we have lost.

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Kim Acuff Steiner @emberdione.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Go get Brutal Legend for Free, then swing by and pick up Kiln or Keeper and help keep this wonderful indie studio open.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Trained my dog to fetch me a beer. Putting a paw on my knee in concern was his idea.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

MISSED CONNECTION: You were waving at me out of a train window as it entered a tunnel. I have your arm.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 22/08/2026

Make sure you throw one lol in there for plausible deniability

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

tried using the remove attachment option in outlook but i still desire

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 21/08/2026

Have they made the AI plugin yet, that stops you from hitting "Post" if you're being an asshole, to make you cool off and think it through first? I feel like that would have actual value.

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 22/08/2026

I'm being informed that it's unhealthy to live like you're fighting for your life every day, for years at a time. You're not even supposed to do that for weeks at a time. Who knew?

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026