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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 42m
I’m going to start talking to everyone like they’re hard of hearing. Oops. I SAID, I’M GOING TO START TALKING TO EVERYONE LIKE THEY’RE HARD OF HEARING!
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 49m
This hits my feed and MonkBerry Moon Delight comes up on my playlist.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 2h
Chiitans art Instagram🎨 Follow please🥹 ⬇️ www.instagram.com/chiitansart
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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 1h
I need people to stop saying the "cornell 7" because if you must give it a cutesy shorthand name to address it, the correct combo is "cornell 57". The direct perpetrators may be accurately presented as monsters but the rest of them need to be shamed for their complicit cowardice.
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 1h
So does Godzilla go easy on the tourists or does he just smash and kill indiscriminately? 
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Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 3h
I don’t have problems I am the problem
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 2h
Mentally I’m here:
San Diego Bay
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 2h
I’d love to visit Japan just not during Godzilla season
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 2h
As long as it’s soon
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Jericho @vikesfan47.bsky.social · 3h
My 8th grade self can’t stop laughing at this 👌🏻😂💚
Picture of a woman in a towel taking a picture of her no no zone 😂
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2h
Be sure to scold people who are very close, but not perfectly aligned with your flawless world view. That always brings ‘em around.
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 11h
Waffles (non-derogatory) it is….
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 11h
as someone who spent years fighting with right wing dipshits on Twitter, MT showing up here to name search and flip out on people saying he sucks dirty butt is about as surprising as water flowing down hill, or a Bsky mod falling in love with a chatbot
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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · 12h
luigi mangione should have to write an apology essay
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 12h
This is about me.
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 12h
PCA is really lucky he didn’t get thrown out of this game tonight. Somebody needs to talk him, the Cubs can’t afford to have him tossed from any games going forward.
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 12h
*prepares for 45,000 people to walk thru his neighborhood*
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Admiral Boom Mary Poppins Returns
Alt: Admiral Boom Mary Poppins Returns
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 22h
Please see my comment. Also, I'm sure I'll be censured on IG for this, but also worth it.
a screenshot from Instagram about the Cornell rape and how the perpetrators only had to write an essay for their punishment.
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 13h
Listen up, Sickos....don't let the assholes drag you down. #AEW
Thou shall not let low-vibin' sketchy-ass energy penetrate thy aura
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 13h
So this is a good thing. An app called ZuckOff that lets you know if someone around you has camera glasses on. After recent events, prolly a good idea to try this out:
The ZuckOff app
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 14h
*taps the sign*
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 15h
🗣️Mooooooooooommmmmmm most of the guys from the internet are failing miserably at calling out rape culture!
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 15h
To hell with a blue butterfly, I want an albino squirrel with a smoke hanging out of his mouth as the symbol of Bluesky. Fuck it. Call it WhiteSquirrel.
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 15h
Part of me wants to root for the Cubs as I am a Chicagoan... but part of me wants to root for the Padres as it's my new home.
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 16h
@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social happy birthday!!!!
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 16h
Of course it was Michael Tracey. Fuck that guy. Cancer is too good for him.
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 20h
nat king cole is short for natural light king coleslaw
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 17h
The @WhiteSox rack up 11 hits and win Game 1! #Postseason (MLB x @AbbVie)
Final score: Chicago White Sox 6, Houston Astros 3
2026 American League Wild Card Presented By AbbVie
CWS Leads Series 1-0
Pictured: Munetaka Murakami gives a thumbs up Tuesday in Houston
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 17h
Let’s goooooo #whitesox !!!!!!
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 20h
Glad to see Stoney on the postseason call for the #whitesox !
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 22h
*joke about BS going down more than someone’s mom*
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 29/09/2026
I got so much trouble on my mind I refuse to lose Here's your ticket Hear the drummer get wicked The crew to you to push the back to Black Attack so I sat and japped Then slapped the Mac(Intosh) Now I'm ready to mike it (You know I like it) huh Hear my favoritism roll "Oh"
Pope Leo spitting bars
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 29/09/2026
Good morning all, Hope you slept well. I am going to hop on the bike after kiddo and wife leave and get me some breakfast. Then I am going to check out an electronics store in Mission Bay. Then it’s the Sox game followed by the Cubs game. Boobies. *makes coffee*
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 29/09/2026
I HAVE to leave the house tomorrow. Someone please hold me accountable.
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 29/09/2026
Is it possible to watch an NFL game without having to buy some fucking streaming package? Fuck.
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𝙾𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚊 @highnessophelia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A quote from the book that is my namesake:
Quote from Reviving Ophelia by Mary Piper 

Young men need to be socialized in such a way that rale is as unthinkable to them as cannibalism
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 28/09/2026
Top 38 accounts that post butthole
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 28/09/2026
So.. the Cubs are in town to play the Padres starting tomorrow. Going to get interesting around here for sure.
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 28/09/2026
Finally getting around to watching the Neil Peart doc and Christ on a cracker Chad Smith is KILLING Working Man. I love him as a drummer and as a dude. He's just SO good. ProTip: I can't stand RHCP... but Chad Smith is the real deal.
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Loki has been in a bad way for the last several hours & I’m taking him in for another urgent consult. It’s looking like he needs bladder surgery so I am boosting this again because the prospect of losing him is something I can’t handle. Please repost this GofundMe so I can help my sweet boy survive.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heartburn is your body quietly preparing you for your final form as a fire-breathing dragon with terrible gastrointestinal health.
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 28/09/2026
Morning all. *makes coffee and bagels* Back on the boat counting macros. *yawns* Nice booty.
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 28/09/2026
Time for old man tea and a gummy. Sleep tight. Don’t let the hose heads get to you, eh! Take off.
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McKenzie Brothers: Just Take Off!
Alt: McKenzie Brothers: Just Take Off!
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 28/09/2026
What I’m bringing to the job interview.
A bag of shredded cheese
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 28/09/2026
Fin
BBQ beef peppers onion on rice
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Emma Peel's Ass-Kicking Judo Chop @herkikiness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THIS.
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 28/09/2026
Hey somebody come get this:
Fuckaas couch!
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 28/09/2026
Ok so maybe it doesn’t look as good at the pros here but, #sundaybullshit is about to go down:
Seasoning, thin sliced beef, peppers, onion, frozen corn, rice, Korean BBQ sauce/marinade.
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 28/09/2026
@moderation.northsky.social please add @my2centsay.bsky.social to the transphobe catagory:
@my2centsay.bsky.social stating they are transphobic
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ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 27/09/2026
So, @mythiccvixen.bsky.social did the math. According to this fine human being, just write off 317,000 and tell them they don’t matter. A lot of vile accounts showing their ass today, this is one of them.
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