iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I wish I were a blue jay, just flying around and screaming

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Tenacious tubers grow along the fence. Seven feet tall. They’ll bloom soon. I did not plant them. They do not care. They are stronger than me.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m a tall drink of water and 3 ibuprofen

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 06/10/2026

liberty biberty and the temple of doom

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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 01/10/2026

🗳️ PENNSYLVANIA VOTERS Want to vote before Election Day? On-demand mail ballot voting is available in some counties. You may be able to request, complete & return your ballot in one visit. Check your county here: pa.gov/agencies/vote/voter-support/ballot-availability #Pennsylvania #SheShed

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Mail Ballot Availability

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it’s so unfair that i have to compete against people with motivation

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Little Engine That Could But Didn’t Want To Deal With It Until Monday

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hot singles in your area want to sacrifice you to Zuul

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DATE: what are you thinking about ME: fall should be spelled fa// DATE: ME: DATE: fell should be spelled fe_ _ *we kiss*

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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 25/09/2026

Kiss me i taste like soup

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SpoopyTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 25/09/2026

I bring a bag of shredded cheese to the interview and never break eye contact as I eat it.

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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I just hope there’s a special place in hell for me because I do love feeling special

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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 25/09/2026

When CEOs start talking about “sustainable business model,” they don’t mean sustainable for employees, they mean sustainable for themselves.

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I want to put a thing on a shelf. I need uppies

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The term “domestic housewife” implies that there are "feral housewives" and now I have a new career goal.

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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When my artist friends ask me what I truly find beautiful:

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You are only as sick and twisted as your Duck Duck Go search history.

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The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Multiple Heidecker Theory for quacks.

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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 22/09/2026

jeez, they’re even making peanuts out of plants these days

Close up of a can of peanuts with “plant-based protein” on it.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

woke up on the wrong side of the coffin

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The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You can keep your Shark Week and your Toyotathon. A blessed and bulky Fat Bear Week to all who celebrate! 🐻

static.klipy.com

Dancing Dancing Bear

ALT: Dancing Dancing Bear

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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 21/09/2026

So if you’re writing for a Valnet site, do you use a fake name? I can’t imagine it’s a resume builder. “Made people mad, created uninteresting tonnage of articles, never had an editor”

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The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

OUR YouTube was BETTER! You kids don't know ANYTHING.

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The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I would have taken the side of whatever made you mad at Haygood.

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The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Happy Fortune’s Weave Eve (WeEve?) to all who celebrate! So excited for the next Fire Emblem. My daughter is two chapters away from finishing up the last remaining story route she never completed on Three Houses (Silver Snow) and it’s been fun to watch her return to Fódlan.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea

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The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Bought it at launch, so excited for Nintendo games that didn't look like SD sludge. Sure miss Miiverse/any kind of message system. I made up a whole fake "camping out for midnight launch" thing on Twitter. I think Haygood still believes I did that. I just...picked up my pre-order the next day.

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The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Oddish is about to have a rough day.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ben Affleck: Can I see the zoo you bought? Matt Damon: For the hundredth time, I didn’t buy a zoo. That was just a movie. Ben Affleck: You’re mean.

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Everyone figured out the AI "whistleblowers" is just marketing now? Suddenly all the talk of slowing down, reigning it in, being adults in the room for the lying thieving slop bot machine that is still absolutely inevitable, must have trillions in funding, all the water rights, access to all IP...

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The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Blippo+ must be experienced. It’s the weirdest and best. On sale on Switch & Switch 2 now! GET BENT. www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

Ad for Blippo+ featuring screenshots from the gal on Nintendo Switches

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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 10/09/2026

I think it’s deeply moving and patriotic to remember 9/11 by paying $9.11 for gas.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I open the door to the basement where the guest will stay, pausing briefly to inquire how they feel about dolls.

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The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Sometimes, I honestly couldn’t tell which of the things was cake. But I can always tell when something is generated by fugly-ass AI.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

“Idk, I mean you’re so naturally pretty, you don’t need all that eyeliner and those nails are perfection”, I drunkenly say to a raccoon.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

self-care includes pretending none of this is happening

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

you contain multitudes, I contain doritos and impotent rage

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The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I was hoping for “Hyrule Hijinks” personally. Damn.

Nintendo announced that “The Legend of Zelda” movie will be called “The Legend of Zelda”

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The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

But I bet @fourhman.com can get it in one guess. URRRRRRRAH

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The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Yes, I bought this. Yes, I know it’s EXACTLY the kind of thing demons would do to steal souls. No, I won’t spoil the secret flavor…

Saja Boys mystery flavor Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The Tony ™ @tonysadowski.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

You just know they poisoned the tofu personally.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

[bumper sticker] MY CHILD IS AN UNEXCEPTIONAL STUDENT AT AN UNDERFUNDED PUBLIC SCHOOL

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Please understand that I just want to be loved, for you to realize that I'm special, that I’m only here on this earth for a brief, rare moment in time, covered in bbq sauce, like a McRib

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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Up next, is the Democratic Party moving too far to the left? On that topic we’ll be joined by three GOP strategists responsible for the most racist ads you’ve ever seen, a stooge who served jail time for committing crimes on behalf of Donald Trump, and the president’s second cousin. Stay tuned.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Sugar pie get your shit together Love, honey bunch

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