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Joe Fourhman

@fourhman.com
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Seen at @theworstpodcast, @REZDtv, @chicagotribune, @ggsgamer, @aeropause and also on Bluesky.

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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 3h
“Next game after Intergalactic,” so what, 2041
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 29/09/2026
I did not know that Nic Cage’s Spider-Man was changed to be a clone of Spider-Man instead of being Spider-Man, and that is really funny. Yes please do a show about several clones of Spider-Man but without including Spider-Man, I love it.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 29/09/2026
Games journalism is its own worst enemy. “We have partnered with [big game developer] to bring you this coverage” kind of language is why online chuds think you’re on the take.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 28/09/2026
Basically Steve Martin's old stand-up bit where he suggests "I forgot" as a can't-miss court defense.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 28/09/2026
oh no Doomtown TCG with the AI-generated promo art, why would you do this
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 28/09/2026
Just learned they did ANOTHER epilogue episode for My Hero Academia (although only a six minute one this time.) Fine, but weird that they keep doing this.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 27/09/2026
A couple years ago when somebody mentioned they had never heard of the Yellowstone TV show and now with the Texas song, there’s an undercurrent of “how can you discount the tastes of True Americans” that I simply do not like.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 27/09/2026
If you hurry before Gen X dies, you could probably make an entirely new Star Wars prequel series and sequel series, and everybody would be fine until the kids just getting drivers licenses today eventually assume control and want their nostalgia back.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 27/09/2026
So which way do they go: write something that attempts to fix the weirdness of episode 9, or set episode 10 so far in the future it’s basically a reset.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 25/09/2026
Kind of sad that Lego is doing an Astro Bot set as the free bonus for buying the PS1 set. You couldn't get a Lego PaRappa?
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 25/09/2026
When CEOs start talking about “sustainable business model,” they don’t mean sustainable for employees, they mean sustainable for themselves.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 25/09/2026
No I am not engaging with the Job Interview Decorum Thoughts of some dork who spends most of his timeline reposting stuff with a pointing-down-finger emoji.
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today is the one-year anniversary of the release of Unfair Flips!!! The game is not on sale today because I forgot. But also it's $1.99 anyways so a sale is mostly in the mind store.steampowered.com/app/3925760/...
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Unfair Flips on Steam
A non-idle clicker game about flipping a coin that hates you. Starting with just a 20% chance of getting heads, can you get ten heads in a row?
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 25/09/2026
Over the decades, IGN has one heck of a terrible hit rate when it comes to minting “personality” name brand writer/creators. For every decent person you get like three complete doofus grifters whose brand is a photo of them yelling at the camera.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 24/09/2026
I wish Jensen Huang would forget where he put that jacket.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 24/09/2026
Walmart’s holiday toy catalog has no Xbox anything in it.
The only spread in the 2026 Walmart toy catalog with video games in it. The left page is all Nintendo Switch 2, and the right page is divided into four sections: Nex Playground, PS5, Meta Quest, and a chair. No prices are listed for anything.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 24/09/2026
Dootle Dots episode 2 appears to have been shot in GTAIV.
dootledots.com
Dottle Dots - A New Amato Production ©
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 22/09/2026
jeez, they’re even making peanuts out of plants these days
Close up of a can of peanuts with “plant-based protein” on it.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 22/09/2026
Get ready for the return of the Two Launchpads debate.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 21/09/2026
So if you’re writing for a Valnet site, do you use a fake name? I can’t imagine it’s a resume builder. “Made people mad, created uninteresting tonnage of articles, never had an editor”
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 21/09/2026
This would have been at least twenty minutes on the podcast.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 20/09/2026
One of the best replies I’ve ever seen in a BGG thread was in response to a guy who had been going off about rulebook interpretations across several threads and somebody finally said “I’ve noticed you’ve been very aggressive and dense about this, maybe it’s not the board game for you.”
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 20/09/2026
I’m now only four years behind on Detective Conan. The first episode of 2022 begins with Conan vaguely referencing COVID, which means he has done more than most elected US officials.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 20/09/2026
Feels like the glory days of the CW again.
A paused episode of Stuart Whatever with Jay Garrick standing against a giant ice ball, and just so happens the pause ad is for Lanterns.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 19/09/2026
youtu.be/5tXfjibrqwk?...
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shitbuster
YouTube video by thomasziegelgruber
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 18/09/2026
Imagine calling up the FTC because you have not yet received some video game book.
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Terence @topolk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We should have had a K-Pop Demon Hunters musou by now.
static.klipy.com
What It Sounds Like Huntrix
ALT: What It Sounds Like Huntrix
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 17/09/2026
Oh right, it’s Mineru’s Construct day.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 16/09/2026
Boy, you don’t see this often. #boardgames
Update from a recent Van Ryder Games’ Final Girl release
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Due to the tariffs being ruled unconstitutional, we are refunding the tariff surcharge fees on this project for all USA backers.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 16/09/2026
so did anybody ever figure out why Frank Miller gave Batman moth wings on the cover of Dark Knight Returns
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 15/09/2026
I know it’s all in good fun, but that logo generator site is about as laudable as every t-shirt shop on the Jersey Shore boardwalk.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 14/09/2026
There's a new Batman vs Joker chess set, but they made Batgirl the queen to Batman's king rather than Catwoman (and yeah, it's Joker/Harley on the other side.)
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 14/09/2026
oh dang, Swan Boy with the Me First and Gimme Gimmes pull
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 14/09/2026
Bob Mackie dies and right away everybody is like “RIP legend 😭, now get to work designing for people in heaven”
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 14/09/2026
Been a while since I’ve watched something where every week immediately after the episode finishes half the posts about it are “that show has the juice 😃” and half are “another stinker 👎.”
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 13/09/2026
tariff sale going great
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 13/09/2026
Today, in NYC, in 2012, the dream of the Wii U was alive.
Bill Trinen on stage demoing Wii UNintendo Wii U event in NYC. Rented event space full of demo kiosks and couches.Wii U demo with comfy chairs and blue lightingWii U demo event with a ton of people. An on-cam interview is happening
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 13/09/2026
I have to count myself on the side that thinks the new Resident Evil movie does not feel like Resident Evil. Not because I think it’s doing Leon or Wesker or whoever a disservice, but because RE is pretty famously stupid as dirt and if you want to make a cool horror movie why tie yourself to that.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 12/09/2026
20 years ago we had a Little Tykes car that was 100% black. We put a Batman logo on it.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 12/09/2026
So you know how Nintendo used to change the eShop to red to celebrate Mario or whatever
The PlayStation app icon, which is usually blue, appears to be Wolverine Yellow.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 10/09/2026
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 10/09/2026
I think it’s deeply moving and patriotic to remember 9/11 by paying $9.11 for gas.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 10/09/2026
oh man, KJ Apa doing the same hand-on-mouth thing in the "should I take this job" scene as Jimmy Stewart does during "I'm at the end of my rope" scene in It's a Wonderful Life
still from trailer for "Jimmy" where KJ Apa plays Jimmy Stewart
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 10/09/2026
not too late
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 10/09/2026
Judging from the review headlines, Sony's PlayStation Studios' Insomniac's Marvel's Wolverine is a AA game that was pitched as a AAA game.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 10/09/2026
people are going to get mad enough that Nintendo will be forced to let people pay $5 each to "own" NES games again
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 10/09/2026
Today, we are all members of Nintendo's Tariff Ambassador Program. 🥰
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Mat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Need more rakes. The console mfgs have already stepped on all existing ones.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 10/09/2026
Nintendo, you could have just announced a Back to School Sale or whatever, and not brought up the tariffs at all.
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