skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In honor of boyfriend day, which I missed and is a fake holiday, I would like to announce that I have a boyfriend. Not to brag but he likes me back 😎 040
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There are so many chemicals happening in my brain right now it would kill someone even slightly weaker. But I am good at love so luckily I can handle it 030
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When a man starts seeing a new woman his friends are all happy for him, but when that woman tells her friends about him, they all say "be careful" lol dating as a straight woman is so embarrassing 011
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I just need you all to know that I'm having a lot of feelings for a man. please keep an eye on me and have the tranquilizer gun handy 040
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Find a man who is so into you he accuses you of witchcraft 040
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026For someone whose internet went out this morning and still isn't back on, I sure spent a lot of time on the internet today 130
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Oh wonderful, that feeling of leaning over the edge of a steep cliff into black nothingness is back. Great 050
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If one more man on an app tells me that he's "not looking for anything serious" while his profile says he wants a monogamous long-term relationship, my head might actually explode 030
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I don't want to scare you but my meanest cat told me he wants to beat your ass 050
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I have some new prospects from the dreaded app and I'm actually kind of excited about them. Its a little disorienting but very fun. I feel like I'm on the Bachelorette but like, for poor people 050
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Am I spiraling???? After less than 24 hours of speaking to a man??? MAYBE 161
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I have truly done the most me thing: tried a new dating app for one (1) day, immediately met someone who has stated he only wants a FWB and so obviously I am half in love with him already, and then got upset when he stopped responding (predictably). I thought I wanted boy drama but not like this 😭 130
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Ahh Sunday night, when the suffocating weight of my responsibilities descends upon me once again 110
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I am doing some landscaping work on my yard that involves basically ripping out everything growing in front of my house, aka many weeds. I have worked on it twice this week until I got dizzy from the heat and had to stop. Another thing about this chore is that it's very dirty. 140
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Just found out that my cousin, my aunt's only child, died by suicide today. What the absolute FUCK is up with 2026 my GOD 000
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I keep getting ads for expensive things that I want and then I see reviews comparing them to Amazon versions and I'm like, oh yeah Amazon exists, and I get one for $15 instead 030
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Periodically my cat will shut himself in the (windowless) bathroom at night and I've always assumed it was an accident, but lately he has been going in there and just like, chilling, and I'm now thinking he might like it in the dark? His favorite place in the daytime is the (very dark) closet, so 150
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Sometimes I have a good day, and sometimes it's today instead. Dumb ass hormones 020
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026This precious angel went to the vet today for his regular shots and got called a soft and handsome good boy 🥰 060
Reposted by skepcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2023"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult 8181132075
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 10/07/2026With a heavy heart I must admit that I worked hard at my job today and got a lot done 😔 020
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Having surgery tomorrow for real this time. The main thing I'm worried about is having my mother stay with me afterwards. She can be too much, especially when I'm on drugs and in pain 4100
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Yes I am awake at 2am but it's for a very important reason (watching every single video I can find of people doing that choreo to I Want You Back) 120
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Is it possible that drinking an Alani energy drink every day is healthy for me or is that an illusion created by the caffeine 020
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Had a dream last night about breastfeeding, a thing I have never done and is now physically impossible for me to do 150
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Dads are so boring all they want to do is lie in their grave and be dead all the time 170
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I keep hearing people use the wrong word for the context with full confidence (like "explicitly" instead of "exclusively"). It's happening so often that I'm starting to wonder if I'm actually the one who's wrong. Am I just remembering words slightly incorrectly? Do I speak English, where even am I 240
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026When I was going to have this surgery last month, I was fully resigned and even looking forward to it in a way. But for some reason I have lost that feeling since it's been pushed to the end of June and now I'm full of d r e a d 🙃 020
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I'm sick AGAIN and I can't take any sick time off work because I have used it all up 😭 and I need my other PTO for surgery 😭 😭 I hate 2026 020
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I no longer believe that baking is delicate and you have to follow the instructions exactly. I watched a video of a woman who mixed plain water into cake mix and it baked into a completely normal cake. I also saw a lady make bread by just dumping flour and water into a bowl randomly, no measurements 030
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I have made real food with ingredients for the past couple of days and not one person is here to clap for me 😒 130
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I finally get LinkedIn. You go there every day to play their puzzle games. Occasionally there's a pointless notification but you don't have to click on it 030
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 04/06/2026The eternal struggle of not wanting to do my job yet still wanting them to give me money 160
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026The Euphoria finale being almost 2 hours long is so annoying and I wish they never made this season 130
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026My old therapist from like 10 years ago messaged me the other day to say I should go into politics. Guess she hates me now??? 030
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Back to wishing I had surgery this week so nobody would bother me on my birthday. Why is birthday code for "make plans for everyone you know" these days 040
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026And my stupid birthday is this weekend so everyone is bothering me ugh!!!!!!! I should have let the titties kill me damn 010
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026This might be the lack of sleep and the stress of work and caring for sick pets talking, but life fuckin sucks. Pretty sick of it 140
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Trying to grow some tomatoes this year. So far I've harvested a handful of grape tomatoes and they're terrible. Sad trombone 140
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Do NOT listen to the rumors that I am torturing Chicken for my own amusement by keeping her in the bathroom overnight to get a urine sample from her. This is wholly false. My amusement is only a small part of the reason I'm doing this 250
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026My cat is having his biennial anal gland rupture and he tried so hard to make it look like he was simply dying that it scared me half to death. Anyway, prayers for Buddy and my fabrics 🙏 050
skep @skepanie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026My cats are doing Unusual Behaviors that may be expensive, please pray for us 030
