Reposted by the wizard elwooddisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Leftist Gob Bluth can still happen if people want it bad enough 25818
Reposted by the wizard elwoodHalf-Boo'd Rhymes @halfbakedrhymes.com · 09/10/2026#bakedrhymes I once heard a song By a knight less than true A rhyme callipygian Perhaps youve heard it too Its wisdom quite simple The power of femmes To trap and ensorcel Less innocent men's I beg you please listen Don't stray from the track Know you're in danger If baby's got back 3195
Reposted by the wizard elwoodUnited Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...unitedwizardsofthecoast.comDungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWAToday, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli... 10976222780
Reposted by the wizard elwoodPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/03/2024Cat: meow? Hannibal Lecter: A litterbox is both a graveyard and a sieve for the unwanted residues of the past. Tell me, Mr Fluffenbutt, which parts of your past would you prefer to be buried? Cat: Meow. Hannibal: I as well, Mr Fluffenbutt. 114229
Reposted by the wizard elwoodmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Word has it there's some good detritus drifting down from the ocean surface. I'm wiggling my eyestalks and clicking my pincers with excitement 423549
Reposted by the wizard elwoodRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Paxton throws Trump and the RNC under the bus. Says Trump’s RNC convention in Texas hurt his campaign. 1391486331
Reposted by the wizard elwoodRyan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives. 263953742
Reposted by the wizard elwoodRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026can a dermal regenerator fix a leather couch 1328148
Reposted by the wizard elwoodOrcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 26/09/2026TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW ARE YOU HUNGRY? 03512
Reposted by the wizard elwoodJana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my prescription is simple, says the doctor. you must kill and eat the great clown pagliacci 521668
Reposted by the wizard elwoodceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once 903299394
Reposted by the wizard elwoodThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ theonion.com/american-medical-assoc… 281217140
Reposted by the wizard elwoodLightspeed Magazine @lightspeedmagazine.com · 15/09/2026The 2026 LIGHTSPEED + NIGHTMARE Kickstarter is NOW LIVE! Check out our star-studded lineup of authors & peruse our rewards: subscriptions, signed books, rare magazine collectibles, t-shirts, mugs, and other fun stuff. Thank you in advance if you're able to offer your support.💖 bit.ly/LS-NM-26 2123120
Reposted by the wizard elwoodPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this. 354163204190
Reposted by the wizard elwoodg0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone 137149573446
Reposted by the wizard elwood𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Reverse cowgirl so she can keep an eye on the door while I monitor the skylight. SWAT is not gonna get us this time. 313631
Reposted by the wizard elwoodhookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Goodnight from The Palace of Radiant Girls, where martinis, tableaux vivants and cigarette phantoms have never gone out of style. Goodnight from the Megalith Research Laboratory, where Dr. Regan is convinced the stones are influencing the volumteer dreamers. Goodnight from Hookland. 2931241
Reposted by the wizard elwoodDuncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Feel like fashion has missed a trick not reinventing the medieval forearm bracer. Looking at you, Lucky Brand. You should be all over that shit. 2920812
Reposted by the wizard elwoodTuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places: 1511468710147
Reposted by the wizard elwooddisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Goated The Noid can still happen if people want it bad enough 2204
Reposted by the wizard elwoodBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026In my opinion Democrats get nothing nothing NOTHING by betraying trans people. They hurt themselves with a good deal of their committed voter base, and still don’t get the Republican votes they are so fucking obsessed with winning over. Lose-lose! People hate voting for squishy moral cowards!! 6447261007
Reposted by the wizard elwoodFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm finding out way too much for someone who fucks around so little 4551177
Reposted by the wizard elwoodMollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO 6234397608
Reposted by the wizard elwoodEd Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights. 149107951820
Reposted by the wizard elwoodACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Air to Ground Message: LAV 2L TOILET MAKING A LOT OF WIND NOISE Area: Blaine, MN, USA Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #a530ddca227 F: #f2603e6e42f 052
Reposted by the wizard elwoodPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/05/2024Idea: a weed store that caters to millennial nostalgia. It looks like a furnished wood panel basement and every time you go in you have to spend 2 hours watching a guy play PS1 games while sometimes claiming he invented karate or something. 212320
Reposted by the wizard elwoodThe Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 367201429894
Reposted by the wizard elwoodInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Well yeah she's an adult 5104521568
Reposted by the wizard elwoodLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026The value of Graham Platner is that right up until all his red flags came toppling down upon him is that he is the most naked example of the amount of grace & credibility Simply Being White grants you. Compared to Abdul El-Sayed, who has to re-earn every ounce of credibility he has on a daily basis. 7779071847
Reposted by the wizard elwoodSpooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 22/06/2026 020033
Reposted by the wizard elwoodThe saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024 3190402453
Reposted by the wizard elwoodRolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...rollingstone.comTurning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination LibraryCore team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world. 129190428283
Reposted by the wizard elwoodWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026[Exit Queen.] 2063893511005
Reposted by the wizard elwoodJay Novak, sexy dracula [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Which reminds me of this clip:youtube.comHellraiser in a Liverpool Accent Is an Entirely Different MovieYouTube video by YMH Studios 1166
Reposted by the wizard elwoodOrcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 18/08/2026YOU ARE A TRUE WARRIOR. I AM PROUD OF YOU. 03013
Reposted by the wizard elwoodPicard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Picard relaxation tip: Re-read good books. 221962
Reposted by the wizard elwoodMelissa Good & Feral 😾🇺🇦🇨🇦 @meltart.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Today’s meme … 13611
Reposted by the wizard elwoodmorrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Hey. I found a piece of cheese. Whose piece of cheese is this? 64916
Reposted by the wizard elwooddave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160183694
Reposted by the wizard elwoodRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 09/08/2026Not allowing disillusioned conservatives a graceful way to exit MAGA is like removing the ladder from a swimming pool in The Sims: it's fine, and pretty funny, honestly 226459
Reposted by the wizard elwoodRoss Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper 7164731571
Reposted by the wizard elwood👻ZH00000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I do not believe anyone who went to work for Blackwater is capable of change, no 810510
Reposted by the wizard elwoodJason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 05/07/2026After a phone call from Donald Trump FIFA has ruled that the American team gets to use guns 637298
the wizard elwood @thewizardelwood.bsky.social · 29/06/2026www.backerkit.com/c/projects/b...backerkit.comBlue Fire: A Jirel of Joiry NovellaAn officially licensed novella starring the first lady of Sword & Sorcery, Jirel of Joiry! 000
Reposted by the wizard elwoodweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Thanks for defining myriad for me. It means a lot. 20749149
Reposted by the wizard elwoodKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Algae is loving this news cycle. They’ve never been more relevant. Microzooplankton sitting at home changing the channel like, what about us? we even have cilia and pseudopods, this is bullshit. 1836370832
