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Ember

@halfbakedrhymes.com
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Bay Area No Minors 🔞 ⚧️ 5'5 of concentrated mischief. What if we just treat each other with respect? ko-fi.com/bakedrachel #bakedrhymes

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Jack @mrxth3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hiii i'm back and this is me, and this may be the hottest picture i've ever taken of myself
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 28/09/2026
Starting some mischief. Social media hiatus. Find me on signal 💞
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Sarah Colonthree, unmoderated @sarah.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have so much excess labor value and no one wants to alienate me from it
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 28/09/2026
Ooooof, very weird dm inbox this morning. Friendly reminder, i'm a poet but I am empathetically not YOUR poet. If what I write resonates with you? Great, keep those words... That's why I share them. To spark communication between yourself and your soul. You don't know me little meeples.
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 28/09/2026
#bakedrhymes Death Before Detransition Our right to the self Is sacred To submit Your autonomy To authority Is to forsake Your own soul Death Before Detransition The whispered promise Of falling Angels Willing to drag us down Into this hell We insist on making
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 28/09/2026
#bakedrhymes Reckless Words... These Manifestations Of A People's Rage. How can anyone Look upon This tyranny And not feel their truth? A Poet's Confessions... Do not belong To her alone. These Prophetic Penned Poisons Of Oath and Lead Quietly bled upon a page As each new shot rings She Posts
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 28/09/2026
just listed one of these for £25, she’s practically perfect she just has another print on the back 💚
anni’s hand holding art of kate bush with ivy in her big hair
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 28/09/2026
Need to sort out my bsky account and get back to poetry riffing, flirting, and angry hopecore trans politics. My year's been a rollercoaster, I've let myself be derailed long enough.
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 28/09/2026
We survived the 6am meeting and even managed another 30 minute nap. Let's go cause mischief this week bsky. 🫶
Ember looking adorable in bed
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 28/09/2026
#bakedrhymes Morty has a feeling A Filling Fascination Autumn just beginning To sweep across the nation I beg you all remember As chilly winds arrive The purpose of this moment Padding out our thighs Winter's quickly looming So roll yourself up tight Bake yourself a pastry And snuggle in at night
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 02/10/2025
all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Loki has been in a bad way for the last several hours & I’m taking him in for another urgent consult. It’s looking like he needs bladder surgery so I am boosting this again because the prospect of losing him is something I can’t handle. Please repost this GofundMe so I can help my sweet boy survive.
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 28/09/2026
What they never tell you about clicker training a puppygirl is you still get a dopamine rush everytime she responds for you. Dire implications for the clicker to brain chemistry relationship of the clicker top
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
there is a massive, euphoric freedom in genuinely not caring what straight men think about you, and in ignoring straight women's non-stop insecurities
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 28/09/2026
Trading the weekend i planned for the weekend i had was not ideal but I had an incredible time all the same. Love where my life and people are at right now
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 28/09/2026
Sleep well bluesky 🙂‍↕️🫶 Go find mischief next week.
Ember looking cozy
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 28/09/2026
#bakedrhymes Inside me are two pieces Yearning for one whole One of them my laughter The other holds my soul Agony v Irony They war inside you see Divinity's Obscenity Acursed Mortality Poor ego, with no recourse Whenever they're in pain And yet so goes with wisdom The Storm will bring us rain
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
there isn’t much that scares me more than my own heart
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 28/09/2026
#bakedrhymes "A crumb of bread For a piece of soul" What a shameful exchange rate For the state Of Humanity Shame on us Gorging ourselves On Starving Artists
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
Poet who is explicitly pretending she didn't sprain her ankle and failing at it.
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
#bakedrhymes Love, Should leave us free Free to decide Free explore Free to choose... What's best For ourselves Love, Should leave us different Two souls Reflecting eachother Learning to be Something more Love, Is the question What do I look like When I prioritize a space For Us
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
So much of my litmus test for life is "would I rather be doing this, or dragging a beautiful woman into bed and sharing ecstasy together" It's a high bar 🙂‍↕️
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
#bakedrhymes My gender is jester My wisdom half-wit I beg you acknowledge I'm often a twit My value reflection I pick at the seams Unravel the riddles Which hinder your dreams This world is a stage And we're but its art We all have our role And I play my part
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 27/09/2026
anyways red/yellow/green is worse than useless when red gets you fired or blacklisted
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 27/09/2026
really hope that the message people take away from all the EA sex parties stuff is "don't import inherently coercive real life employer/employee or mentor/mentee dynamics into your edgeplay kink spaces" and not "THEY DO THE IMMORAL KIND OF SEX DISGUSTING"
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
Ope, my honesty is getting me in trouble again this morning 😬
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
Lunch with the crows
Peanut the crow staring curiously wondering why the fuck im still home and inside at this time of day on a Sunday
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
#bakedrhymes Watching this world burn Through rose-tinted glasses I cannot help but laugh As we finally scream Together
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
#bakedrhymes The sounds are fake Yet looks so real What matters how It makes us feel The taste is foul A bitter ash The rhythm wobbles Colors clash And yet it is And so it must This Poet waits For this fad's bust
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Michelle, a good witch @hiyinx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Transjester
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
Your friendly monthly reminder that I am not a role model or a thought leader. My gender is jester
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Kimberly Dairine @kimberlydairine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Girls Just Wanna Have Fungible Relationships With Time
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
One of my favorite parts of @leahshape.bsky.social is she will put up with my weak failing body and push me healthier because she looooooves me
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
"Masseuses should be allowed to bite their clients" - @leahshape.bsky.social
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ren faire @lathrys.at · 27/09/2026
however mad you are about all the ways people treat women, there’s a good chance you’re not mad enough
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
"Gorgeous women in your area want to rail you but only when you can get out of your head and be present/respect their time and attention." May be the single best advice to any bottom ever.
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
Hmmm... Oh i may have done something bad when I rolled my ankle yesterday. Thought i could stretch through it and dance anyway but this may be an ice and wait situation.
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
Ooooooooh... You're bad movie opinions katie! (For real though im still so embarrassed we first met when I was about to lose my lunch on you) 😅
A screenshot of Katie Tightpussy, Editor in Chief followed you back
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the top shortage exists, but only for people who divert their energy to posting about the daily ragebait gorgeous women want to rail you but you keep posting about the country song
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
Day 1 of portola was fun but Earthport and Parameter were such a better vibe for this little Poet Gonna see if day 2 is more my speed
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
Me and who and who? 🫦
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
Not my name 😔
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
I'm so sore today. Girl wore me out 🫠
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 21/09/2026
shoutout to infinite mac, without which this would not have been possible www.them.us/story/early-...
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You Can Now Look Back at the Early Trans Internet. Yes, There Were Memes
Three years of TGForum posts were found on a CD-ROM — and uploaded for all to browse.
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
Some see me as light, some as a wound; some call me gentle, some call me cruel.

But perhaps I am neither.

Perhaps I am only the shape their hands created- a different soul for every way I was treated.

- Aeby Mathew
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 27/09/2026
I love my stupid tranny life
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 26/09/2026
Passing her notes at the festival. "Can i devour you? Yes/No"
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Ann Tigone @anntigone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We won't always bring each other joy will we? Life could never be so easy- that in another we could find all that we need. But in my moments of darkness, if you could just hold a candle & I would do as much for you then that would be enough that will always be enough. #poem #poetry
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 26/09/2026
My brain is mad I'm going dancing instead of going to the gym today. Who are you? What have you done to my poet? Do you need somewhere safe to stay?
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Ember @halfbakedrhymes.com · 26/09/2026
Having a high femme girly in your life means breaking up with linear time. I don't make the rules, she does.
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