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Interesting how Liam Gallagher (and Oasis generally) is maintaining his beloved status despite, from what I can see, replying to anyone pointing out £200+ tickets calling them a gimp or whatever

I know I'm getting older because when I was 18, all my friends and I did was go to the pub. From what I've observed, the only thing 18 year old guys are interested in these days is going to the gym and being on every machine

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Nice for the commentary to be ahead of the pictures so I can get the disappointment of a misplaced pass out the way a second earlier

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Seeing the clips from the Denmark game again pre match... The circumstances, the timings, the manner of the goals. Actually think it's underrated, despite everything. Not sure that game will be bettered in my lifetime.

I'm sorry to say it, we've had some good times, but Steve Clarke... it's time to go!

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Announcer just said 'Now to bring the party...' and I assumed I had the wrong channel on. Then she said 'it's Scotland Vs Slovenia in the Nations League'. Optimism is back baby

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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Graham Norton: your tour is sold out Liam Gallagher: yeah it's gonna be good man The dog from the Brad Pitt dog film: woof Liam Gallagher: what did he say Graham Norton: he said something about Man City and 114? Liam Gallagher: *ignoring audience laughter* not having that from a mutt

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The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

(first 75 mins of an Adam Sandler film) ah hoooo my talking dog just farted! (suddenly getting serious with 10 mins to go) life is fleeting and nothing is guaranteed (final 5 mins) but your beautiful wife will always be there

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

MIRANDA: I'm not sure I like Mamdani appearing publicly with Trump CHARLOTTE: I like it, it shows we can all get along SAMANTHA: As long as he appears privately in my bedroom tonight CARRIE: Big brought an iced coffee to my mother's funeral

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

something has gone very, very wrong with the UK

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Huge congrats @lukekennard.bsky.social on his Booker shortlisting!! Lovely news to wake up to

Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Okay so it usually takes me 5 mins to walk to the train station. And 1-2 minutes to buy my ticket. Therefore I better leave 25 minutes beforehand and have 18 minutes needlessly waiting around. Just in case everything is different today

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

People who support Palestine Action peacefully are arrested.

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

'You can play your Deal Breaker, I certainly don't have all three Just Say No's. Why would I deceive you?'

Elizabeth Holmes holding some Monopoly Deal cards.

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Bro is everything ok, you've barely shaped the future while harnassing and unlocking the power of AI today

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I think we're reaching a saturation point for Americans making videos of themselves trying Scottish food. Irn Bru is nice and hard to describe, haggis is nice and has strange ingredients, pizza crunches are nice and unhealthy, we get it

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

MIRANDA: We should all go see Macklemore's next concert CHARLOTTE: okay...but I can still keep my Ed Sheeran tickets right? SAMANTHA: I'd go Downtown with Macklemore in a heartbeat, count me in CARRIE: Big slept with the diarrhoea Hyrox lady

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Scotland is such a white country, when someone describes themselves as 'mixed', it usually means half their family supports Rangers and half their family supports Celtic

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Alistair Davidson @moh-kohn.eurosky.social · 11/09/2026

www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdvic...

Brother in law is trans FtM and presents fully as a man. He’s now facing an impossible situation at work with his employer telling him that due to recent legislation he must use the toilet of his birth gender. BUT several female colleagues have raised a grievance about him using their gendered toilet.

His employer has told him that he cannot use the toilet while he is at work until they sort it out and cannot give him a timeframe to do so. They don’t have disabled separate toilets.

In the mean time one of his female colleagues has accused him of sexual harassment because he was used their gendered toilet. His menstrual cycle meant he needed to use the toilet.

He’s been with the employer for just over 5 years but only in this location for 18 months. The location is mainly male with just a handful of females, and his workshop only has male toilets.

I do not know how to support him and as he’s not in a union there is no one to turn too right now.

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Richie Morgan @wretchedmorgan.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

My gf sent me to the shop for 1 item and now she’s mad cos I came home with the

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pickwick @pickwick.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The Proclaimers in 2013 vs the Proclaimers today

Speaking from rehearsals for the tour Charlie Reid explained: “I support equality, and equality in marriage is part of that. It’s vital that gay people be given the same rights as straight people.”

Craig Reid added: “If you believe in equality, and you know that something is unequal, then you want to do something about it. It’s not doing anybody harm, it’s not lessening rights; it’s extending rights and that’s why we support it. We’re progressive people; we think that Scotland has to move forward, and equal marriage for gay and transgender people is part of that

The Proclaimers: The trans lobby are truth-phobic
Ahead of a provocative new album, Craig and Charlie Reid on their anger at the SNP, Western warmongering and the imperilment of free speech

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Me: here is some text I've copied from elsewhere MS Teams: say no more boss I'll make it absolutely massive for no reason. Cartoonishly gargantuan, just how you like it

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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

We are at the jail our enemies stage of British fascism

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Friend: how's it going with that new woman you're seeing Guy who's dating Shakira: well, it's lucky that her breasts are small and humble so I don't confuse them with mountains Friend: what

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J @iammrj.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"I can't have an opinion until I'm told what to think by the police" might be a new low, actually

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I don’t see anyone who matters trying to slam on the brakes and turn the wheel, here. Quite the opposite: I see a system non-negotiably committed to keeping the accelerator to the floor.

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Draft/fantasy loser punishments....yank nonsense imo

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Tyron @tyron.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

STELLA LEFTY is how The Sun would refer to you in the first paragraph of the article after they'd called you a LAGER FUELLED SNOWFLAKE in the headline

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This is an absolutely *wild* non-response to a group doing intimidation tactics with this kind of expressed intent! hopenothate.org.uk/2026/09/05/p...

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I'm terrified of Glasgow city centre these days because if I walk down the wrong alleyway, someone might put a microphone in my face and ask what I think of Glasgow city centre

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just stop oil protesters got five years in jail for *planning* to do this to the M25.

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How many grams of protein are there in the slide pack that will be circulated after the meeting

Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Graham Norton: it's a proper Looney Tunes adventure Road Runner: meep meep John Bishop: Yknow I did a corporate gig at ACME once. It was dynamite Coyote: *holding up sign that says SORRY DONT UNDERSTAND THE ACCENT* John Bishop: doesn't understand dynamite, no wonder he's always blowin himself up

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Mamdani....only you can save the Louden Tavern now

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

As I expected, people are tossing aside Autumn by Taylor Swift in favour of End Of August by Noah Kahan for their August insta dumps

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Your pornstar name is the long number on the front of your card + the 3 digits on the back

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

1. Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job! 2. It's a perfectly cromulent word 3. We have run out of BORT licence plates 4. Good ol' rock, nothin' beats that 5. New glasses. Probably misses his old glasses.

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Nicholas Hoult having "scheduling issues"

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The sieve in the kitchen drawer: is it true? You've really been outside? The colander: yeah kid, you could say I've been around the block once or twice

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Seems cruel to give your colander a taste of freedom and then lock it back up in the drawer for the rest of its life

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

[new Bond film] Bond: so these spy glasses will allow me to record Blofeld without his knowledge *putting them on* Q: there's just one drawback- Random passer by: pedo! Pedo glasses! Q: you will definitely look like a pedo 007

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Zara Gladman @zanyzaz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Two tickets left for tomorrow night! Grab em www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Glasgow will double as Gotham for filming of The Batman: Part 2. A bleak, crime-ridden metropolis with a never-ending series of cartoonish villains and corrupt politicians, Glasgow is said to be very excited to get started.