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Yourpalmal @therealpalmal.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

"I have Villanova in my bracket" - He said at the restaurant bar not knowing a single thing about college basketball.

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Yourpalmal @therealpalmal.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Tonal languages are great because as long as you can at least match the melody you can sing along.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

shark: *smirking* no hablo inglés

Underwater shot of someone holding a surfboard with the words "DO NOT EAT" written on it.

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Server: a little Quiche before your main sir? Me: ok, but no tongue

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I don’t usually hold grudges but I’m still pissed off at that cat who walked on one of my roof tiles while it was drying in the Roman sun 2000 years ago

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 07/08/2025

mechanic who fixed my horn boy scouts 🤝 beep repaired

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/08/2025

I have a complete set of alf trading cards so I guess you could say I like to keep it real

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/08/2025

I love star trek that's the one with captain dirk and mr. speck right

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

[alien with coke bottle glasses] TAKE ME TO YOUR OPTOMETRIST

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I like my women how I like my coffee; sweet, hot, and that one time in college.

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

They say to dress for the job you want, but I'm not allowed to wear pajamas to work

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

“We will sell no wine before its time.”

A round cat in a tuxedo standing on its hind legs.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

“Nobody’s going anywhere until you two work this out.”

A dog sits staring at the upright vacuum cleaner facing them.

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Adam @adamgreat.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

what i mean when i say i’m busy

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

me: *reading my horoscope* my horoscope: before we get into this, you may want to pour yourself a stiff drink

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

I dunno maybe you could come over and fill my mouth with your hot Italian sausage if you wanna

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Misery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

It’s good but I don’t like it. -person reposting without liking

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

They don’t tell you, but you can smoke at confession

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misty @skedaddle74.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

I run off of the fumes of the reply guys that tell me I’m pretty.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

always terrifying when no one is there to bless you and you're just racking up unblessed sneezes

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

referring to my diagnoses like crimes to my doctors to keep things interesting, like "I've been accused of having," and adding "allegedly" to whatever they say

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Tuesday: I dunno guys maybe Monday gets a bad rap Monday: Wednesday: sighs Thursday: well I d…. Friday: Hahaha hahaha hahaha Monday: fuck you Friday Tuesday: and there we go

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Nothing unites so strongly as mutual sarcasm.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

If you don’t have anything nice to say, enunciate everything loud and clear.

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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

I thought it was Friday for about 2 minutes this morning coincidentally I was happy for about 2 min this morning

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𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 ❥ @littlegiinge.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Let’s all pretend to be functional together.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

With all the advancements in technology, you'd think someone would've come up with a better printer.

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mike☺︎ (silly joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

I've said it before and I'll say it again: fuckin' thursdays…

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

I don't use ai but I have no doubt it uses me 😠

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

My dog wouldn't like you.

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Stewie Tea @stewiecoffee.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

My doctor was pushed for time this afternoon, so did my prostate and testicle examination at the same time. Boy, let me tell you there's plenty of women I've known who could learn a thing or two from this guy.

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

The school year approaches. Time once again for the boys to rhyme autumn with bottom

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Yourpalmal @therealpalmal.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Me: I see a lot of myself reflected in you. My 12 y/o: Oh no. I'm ugly?

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Here in the northeast we don’t check our boots for snakes very often but we do check our Chuck Taylors for vestigial Puritanism and Catholic guilt

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Yourpalmal @therealpalmal.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

My new hobby is to go on singles fb group pages and motivate guys that post their pictures.

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Yourpalmal @therealpalmal.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Sometimes I shy away from normal men behaviors. Other times I comment daily on an IG page where people post cool sticks they found.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

*rides off into the sunset* *returns to check and see if the oven is turned off*

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Well it’s the end of another weird fucking day here in the USA and as I step into a tepid shower with Foghat and a Bud Light I recall those halcyon days when the most dangerous part of a phone was the risk of being strangled by its long cord as your sister tried to win concert tickets on the radio

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11/07/2025

language is so ambiguous like who can say what twatwaffle or cockwomble really mean when they’re directed at me so mysterious

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

“hey little girl is your daddy home?” bruce springsteen asks me i don’t answer because that’s a fucken weird thing to say to a 41yo woman eating corn on the cob over the sink

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