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Stewie Tea @stewiecoffee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ok, Nicolas Jackson is a really, really good footballer. #AVFC

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Stewie Tea @stewiecoffee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Were there any shots of M'Baye & THB in the directors box tonight? #AVFC

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Stewie Tea @stewiecoffee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Chelsea must have registered Martinez on Friday morning in anticipation of completing the move this weekend because he's straight into the starting eleven this afternoon! #avfc

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Stewie Tea @stewiecoffee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I wonder if Villa had any discussions with Milan about Tomori during the Leao talks? I think the new CB will have to be English or we're going to struggle with the homegrown quota. I'd love to see Emery work with him and get him back in the England squad. He's fast as fuck as well. #AVFC #UTV

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Stewie Tea @stewiecoffee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I'm not convinced by Rafael Leao. I think he might struggle in the Premier League. #AVFC

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Stewie Tea @stewiecoffee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Great prospect, but can we carry another injured player into the start of the season? Unless Unai thinks Lindelof can hold the fort until this lad is ready? Or is it a smokescreen towards the Hardwood-Belis deal? #AVFC

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Stewie Tea @stewiecoffee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

No Harwood-Bellis in the Southampton team today...🤔 #AVFC

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Stewie Tea @stewiecoffee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Wow! I hope Hull F.C gets so drunk tonight that they wake up tomorrow in bed with Leon Bailey! #AVFC #HCAFC

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

no babe, I swear I just follow her for the articles 😅

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Stewie Tea @stewiecoffee.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

What happened to Alysson? I went for a wee and he'd gone off by the time I was back. #avfc #utv

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Stewie Tea @stewiecoffee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Ok so Emery is Ted Lasso and Garnacho is Jamie Tartt, right? Looking forward to the beatuful outcome to this story. #avfc #utv

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Ted Lasso: Jamie Tartt in the Locker Room

ALT: Ted Lasso: Jamie Tartt in the Locker Room

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Stewie Tea @stewiecoffee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I'm subscribed to 5 #avfc podcasts on Spotify and 48hrs after the Visit Rwanda sponsorship announcement not a single one of them have addressed it. They'll jump on spurious transfer links from TeamTalk or other bullshit clickbait sites, but no interest when it comes to sports washing conversations 🤔

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Sheena @sarky-sheena.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

When I was a child, my parents didn’t like to see me upset, so when my Nan died, they didn’t tell me and just replaced her with an identical one.

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Sheena @sarky-sheena.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

If you check your dogs phone, you’ll find over a hundred photos he’s taken of you sleeping because he thought you looked cute.

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Stewie Tea @stewiecoffee.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Fantastic second debut for Louie Barry this afternoon 🤦‍♂️ #avfc

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Stewie Tea @stewiecoffee.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Last minute penalty to Brann against Midtiyland and now we're 2nd. Great night. Great performances. We should have scored 4 or 5. Bizot man of the match for me. #avfc

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Lizz💤 @lizzshenaniganz.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

If you're about to make out/get freaky with a guy & he flips his hat backwards, that's him shifting into sport mode🙂‍↔️😂

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Stewie Tea @stewiecoffee.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

My credit score can be described as 'nice' right now, and by that I mean it's 69

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

My wife gave the Christmas carolers her very special marijuana eggnog. When they began to leave, the carolers suddenly turned into a progressive jazz band. —Silent Night got weird.

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

When you're a child, you want to be a teenager. When you're a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you're an adult, you want to be a Roomba: wandering around aimlessly, bumping into stuff, taking naps when you’re overwhelmed, and everyone’s just impressed you tried.

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Stewie Tea @stewiecoffee.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Therapy was a blast again! Halloween special 🦋🖤🧡

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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

One day you’re doing blow off a Requiem for a dream dvd case, then you blink and find yourself pruning tomatoes and identifying bird calls

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Sheena @sarky-sheena.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Bit bored. I might pop out to let off some fireworks. Then I’ll start a post on my local Facebook page accusing my neighbour. That’ll teach her for judging my overflowing recycling bin. I like wine, Karen, deal with it.

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Sheena @sarky-sheena.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

It must be hard for people born with six fingers, knowing that AI now has everyone believing that they’re not real.

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Stewie Tea @stewiecoffee.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

My local cemetery does pick your own Halloween decorations

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

RIGHT NOW SATAN Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

I just felt a small, but genuine thrill when noticing we’d finally finished the awful lemon-scented hand soap in the kitchen, and it had been replaced with my favorite cherry blossom soap. It would seem that I have a favorite hand soap. Such is the rock and roll lifestyle I lead.

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Cocaine so white it gentrifies a whole country

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

This is why they don't let me sit near the emergency doors now

Inside of an empty passenger aircraft, with the slide fully deployed and twisted all over the place. Date on photo is 12/9/2003

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

I shot a Halloween porn. It’s called Night of the Giving Head

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🦇𖤐Stephanie𖤐🦇 @deathbecomesme.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

I'm going to get my septum pierced so conservative men stay the fuck away from me

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Carrot sticks are just noisy spoons for ranch dressing.

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Okay, sure “distracted driving” but this vagina isn’t gonna finger itself.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I violated the hole in my Swiss cheese with a pickle. I’d do it again.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Captain Mittens was stumped. How would she ask for permission to take off?

Ground-level sign on Runway A at what looks like a small rural airport:
"License suspension 6 months:
No meowing on 121.5
this taxiway"

("Meowing" is pilots joking and trolling on little-used frequencies, mostly using animal noises. 121.5 is the international emergency frequency)

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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but: -it’s ok to not be someone’s type, it doesn’t diminish your value -you can be friends with people you don’t want to fuck -you can be friends with people who don’t want to fuck you

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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Killer: Drink this cyanide. Me: But Halloween is just a few weeks away! Killer: *sigh* Drink this pumpkin spice cyanide

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

the tranquility of a sunday afternoon, a breeze gently rustling through the trees, birds chirping, the odd cars driving past that resemble the sound of ocean waves and in the distance, a solitary man roaring at the panthers game on tv like he's being operated on minus the anaesthesia

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Change a movie by adding a word Full Metal Denim Jacket

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