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@stuforreal.bsky.social
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Voice of reason??? Yeah, we don't have that
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laurel, a 12’ skeleton @l4ur3l.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Double-dogged, even.
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Fat Peppy @fatpeppy3.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Objection! It wasn't a double dog dare .
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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Case dismissed
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
😂😅
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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A Christmas Story: It's A Major Award!
ALT: A Christmas Story: It's A Major Award!
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yeah, well not the free ones duh
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Thank you and I thought you gave up hard drugs
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Two wrongs don't make a right but three wrongs, well now it's a party
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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Ted Lasso & Coach Beard: Hold My Beer Moment
ALT: Ted Lasso & Coach Beard: Hold My Beer Moment
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Thank you!😘😘
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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
When they still babyproof your house but don't want to make you sound immature 🏆👑 Congratulations @stuforreal.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You, sir, are a gentleman and scholar, truly😘
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
😅
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Oh man, the amount and different drugs/enhancements that could be added to cigarettes would melt a cashiers brain.
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Perfect!
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 22/07/2026
That's because the nicotine Is the most delicious vitamin
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A chart that says "if you are craving" and showing a bunch of unhealthy foods then "you need" showing the things in those foods you are actually craving and then "so instead eat" where it used to say healthy food options but each has been replaced by the word "cigarettes"
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
They fucking dared me, your honor
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Enola Emanon @enolaemanon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I'm beginning to think you're not really a superhero.
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Man Making Funny Face with Earbuds
ALT: Man Making Funny Face with Earbuds
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hey, i gave it a shot! 😅
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Look, something came up, i'll get back to it asap
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Enola Emanon @enolaemanon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Any time now...
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
In a perfect world, cigarettes would be chock full o' multivitamins
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Maybe it's a matter of taste and sensibilities but i prefer my diarrhea to be subtle and refined
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm kind of in the middle something
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"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 17/07/2026
This was an hour ago
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Compliment accepted! 'preesh
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ah, shit i knew i was forgetting something
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Accurate
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The Broad Majestic Shannon @shanathalas.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
His baby:
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Alien Earth T Ocellus Eyeball Creature
ALT: Alien Earth T Ocellus Eyeball Creature
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
😃
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fine, i'll go and save the world just gimme a goddamned minute
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I just heard a song on tv referred to as "dick salt" and now that's all I can think about.
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This dystopian future is brought to you by weedy, anti-social little shits, who couldn't get a date, and who are now trying to replace us all with robots, because a robot can't/won't say no.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
-what’s that Steely Dan song about recidivism? -Do It Again? -what’s that Steely Dan song about recidivism?
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Garbage partisans.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Don’t feel too bad for worms cuz remember one day they’re going to eat you.
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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Spent twenty minutes using two fingers to try and zoom in on a paper map posted on a bike trail, giving the six people in line behind me time to get the authorities on the scene.
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
All the cool kids laugh at themselves
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A joke killed my grandfather, you monster.
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
😂
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My brother was killed by not getting a joke. How very dare you, Stu!
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
They're only keeping McConnell alive because he's pregnant
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Sure!
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
😃😅
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Good to see you! Thank you☺️
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Oh, i dare, i dare
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
the last time I slid into DMs I peed my pants
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
These intentions make really great paving stones!! So pretty! What's that up ahead? Is that.. is it... Oh shit, it's Hell, isn't it?
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