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Chris E (He/Him)

@chrise.bsky.social
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Augmented Reality Unity Programmer Terrible Poker Player Loves comics Ran MarvelMishaps for a while Used to co-own the MMO Meridian 59 Almost no one knows what those last two things are.

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sid @sidvicious.ca · 8h
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 9h
Nearly everything that's "cheaper to do yourself" is only actually cheaper if your time is valued at zero.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When you’re chronically ill, you can do everything “right” and still experience setbacks. You can “try harder” and still decline. You can do all the wellness cures, doctor’s appointments and hoop jumping and still suffer. That’s the reality of being disabled.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t know who that is.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@gailsimone.bsky.social Do you have any comments on the theory that Sam Altman's character design was stolen from Plastic Man?
Sam Altman with giant glasses that could only have been inspired by Plastic Man.The cover of the Plastic Man 4 disc Complete Collection, with the same exact smile and glasses as the Sam Altman picture.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just read how LLMs actually work...
Meme of one astronaut pointing a gun at another who is looking at Earth, with the text "It's all role-playing chatbots?" and the gun holder saying "Always has been."
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Void dot jpeg @ohnoitstoday.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
'Im Beginning To Think There's Something Wrong With My Brain' or 'The Vitruvian Void' -2026 #art #comic #illustration #void #DaVinci
A one panel comic. Its a version of DaVinci's Vitruvian Man sketch, which depicted a proportionally perfect man, t-posing for the gawds, with an underlay of his arms and legs slightly more akimbo, so kind of a 4 legged 4 armed sexual tyrannasaurus, peak well-built masculinity. Also the figure is nude. 
Anyway in this version, instead of the perfect man you can see Void, a fat genderless sentient blob of delight, in the same pose. The Vitruvian Void. There's brownish yellow discoloration on the comic to mimic the aging of the paper or parchment or whatever from the original sketch.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well, time for the PT that my disability insurance company is requiring for me to even be considered disabled...
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Do not advise people with ME/CFS to undertake exercise that is not part of a programme overseen by an ME/CFS specialist team, such as telling them to go to the gym or exercise more, because this may worsen their symptoms.

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Only consider a personalised physical activity or exercise programme for people with ME/CFS who:

feel ready to progress their physical activity beyond their current activities of daily living or

would like to incorporate physical activity or exercise into managing their ME/CFS.

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Tell people about the risks and benefits of physical activity and exercise programmes. Explain that some people with ME/CFS have found that they can make their symptoms worse, for some people it makes no difference and others find them helpful.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Man, this pretzel pub burger has WAY too much mustard and its throwing off the whole taste... not because of the strong 'mustard" notes, but because the (supposedly) dijon mustard is sweet AF. (I think it might have actually worked with the other flavors here if there was a normal amount.)
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Know the Bluesky Posting Rules
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Both is best, because its not that much harder to add written, and different people process different forms of information easier.
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gwent champ @gwentchamp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who pulled out of Ed's tour?
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Norman Stansfield in Leon The Professional: Everyone!
ALT: Norman Stansfield in Leon The Professional: Everyone!
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How many people do you think talk to AI more than actual humans in their normal daily activity at this point?
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Jem and the Holograms will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
A promo shot of the cartoon band Jem and the Holograms.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sports teams are living examples of the Ship of Theseus.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is 100% a failed summoning.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"We ignored the spreading of an illness that triggers long term disability" The very simple explanation of a good percentage of the recent numbers.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I love how I'm all the worst parts of Gen X and Millennials.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Warner Bros. has a thing called A-List where it uses you for market research on things like Harry Potter. I feel like people on here would like to know they can influence how WB sees the public perception of Harry Potter. I can't figure out how to sign up, I got invited randomly.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you open up Bluesky and all the trans people are happy, you can be certain that something bad just happened to a truly awful person.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm ready to release my small sliced-puzzle casual game on Android, but I need help getting through the closed testing phase. I'm happy to give free codes to anyone interested in testing. Note: Due to health issues, this was coded with AI. No AI Art. See my reasons here: ellisprogramming.com/ai/
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
If struggling to feed yourself, foodbank is king Asian markets usually have the best prices in town for vegetables and cooking spices. Rice and beans are your friend, and easy to flavor Frozen are good and cheaper than fresh vegetables. Dairy goes far nutritionally Want Meat? Chicken.
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
WE GOT THERE WE'RE HERE DECADES LATER AND IT IS STILL ONE OF THE MOST LOVELY AND AFFIRMING BITS OF TRANS STORYTELLING IN A GENRE SHOW
The "Curzon, my beloved old friend" scene from DS9
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ah, doing pool-based PT so that it's easier, and still it's too much to finish. Life is great. This is fine.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@sadlydefunct.bsky.social Whenever I see "Ms. Nomer," I hear Zapp Brannigan in my head saying, "So tell me, is there a Mister Nomer?"
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
can you guys stop
Compensation Breakdown
• Total Pay Range: Most Vice Presidents earn a yearly total package between $154,000 and $196,000+.
• Components: Total compensation includes your base salary, cash bonuses, and stock awards.
• Job Level: Bank of America classifies the entry level for this role as Band 4 (an internal company ranking). At this level, the median total pay is about $184,250.
• Sign-on Bonus: New hires often report receiving a median signing bonus of around $30,000.
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🌑 @fell.energy · 01/09/2026
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Why focus on terraforming mars when we could do it to Earth?
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
fantasizing about feeling normal
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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RXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The father, the son, the paddle game, and this magazine
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You ever cry when that symptom you knew was important to your chronic health issue, but the doctors said was just in your head, turns out to be one of the defining symptoms of your new diagnosis?
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"I'm sure of my talent and I'm sure of my love for life."
do you ever feel that you're a joke

all these years, the people thought the joke was on me, but the joke's actually been on the public

i'm sure of myself as a person, I'm sure of my talent and I'm sure of my love for life. I like the person I am, so I can afford to around with makeup and clothes because i'm secure with myself.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
<sees six likes> "I got a banger here!"
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Without looking, what do you think this is about? I feel like there's more things this could apply to than you can count.
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Jeremy @jeremywoertink.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
For those not a fan of this, @joystick.tv may be a good alternate streaming site for you. It is adult-only, but you don't have to do anything NSFW. Normal game streams are welcome.
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Ian @comicbookian.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Madisynn not being in MULTIPLE projects after this just shows how off the mark they were this phase
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🪕🦊River Critter🦊🪕 FurPoc AA @takaalive.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Autumnal yearning calls for moomin time 💚
A sketch page of multiple moomins, including the canon one as well as my own with the yellow bandana 
They’re jumping, sleeping, blushing, looking around, and stretching
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 08/08/2026
woah woah woah woah welcome back to ✨Shameless Self Promotion Saturday✨ it's everyone's favorite day if you are new, welcome to the one day a week we actively try to pay our bills and welcome to voluntary profit. you're gunna love it. please buy things and support small artists. moxiest.art
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I wore a blue crushed velvet smoking jacket in high school. Why didn't anyone explain I was queer at that point?
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 22/08/2026
My son loves to contemplate his orb
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Why does this exactly describe so many people in my life?
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 22/08/2026
one of the reasons ive spent the last 15 years showcasing game artists (concept esp) is that their work is SO important to our love and understanding of our favourite games, and the people responsible are criminally under-appreciated for the work they do. aftermath.site/tag/showcase/
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I realized there's several people (mostly women) I follow because I look at them and think "I wish I could do my life over and be them"
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The “you just don’t like AI because you don’t understand it” argument is completely demolished whenever I post about this nuance because everyone resoundingly agrees and supports this version. People understand AI. They understand what they don’t like about it. They are not ignorant.
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🏳️‍⚧️ transexual strong style 🏳️‍⚧️ @tessatestarossa.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
getting depressed and sad and need to log off this site to feel better. please help me if you can thanks
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The problem with this comparison is that telescopes are actually related to asteroids in some way. Bubble Wrap (invented 1960) causes asteroids.
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