Reposted by biscuitAnthony Cougar Miccio @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 19hWell this might be the most depressing mind-blower of my life 1134
Reposted by biscuitPerfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 20hBluesky broke bluesky trying to fix bluesky and then fixed the fix and now they're monitoring whether that fix fixed bluesky or what 1195
biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 17hI could rake in the dough from evangelicals, if I completely forfeited all morals and ethics I left christianity so that I wouldn't be asked to do those things, though, so crisis averted 132
biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 28/09/2026Reacher. You have the eyesight of twenty fainting goats. I wonder, what will you do with it? 010
biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 28/09/2026hold on; I have to say something devastatingly weird and embarrassing real quick 110
biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 28/09/2026if you ask me "can you show me how to do that again?" and it is literally the tenth time, I will need to leave the room for a moment to scream 010
Reposted by biscuitYour fave's fave @actually.roiskinda.cool · 28/09/2026And they are even more upset because Blacksky has mostly figured out how to stop it and they know they are on a clock. 12214
Reposted by biscuitdame @dame.is · 28/09/2026if you have 100,000 followers on bluesky, you need to understand that quote dunking a small account that didn’t do anything to you (especially when it’s a trans person) is effectively like controlling the eye of sauron and causing your horde of minions to chase after whatever you point it at 920724
Reposted by biscuitA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My ex: What’s that you’re wearing? Me: Mood Rings My ex: They kind of look like brass knuckles Me: Don’t they though? 422481
biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 27/09/2026what doesn't kill me at leaves an interesting scar pattern 161
Reposted by biscuit the postes @rem.bsjky.team · 27/09/2026i think about this all the time 1507
biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 27/09/2026my favorite part of the breakfast club was when Andrew McCarthy and Jon Cryer played lacrosse with Eric Stoltz after the credits 020
biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 27/09/2026Reacher. You have the intestinal fortitude of someone who opens a completed home colon screening kit. I wonder, what will you do with it 131
biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 27/09/2026the secret to getting Democrats to do things is to find a viable alternative to them. unfortunately, the things they do are incredibly unhelpful if not outright counterproductive, and that alternative just looks better and better 000
biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 27/09/2026Reacher. You have the strength of a hundred yodeling field mice. I wonder, what will you do with it 072
Reposted by biscuitMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149120881984
Reposted by biscuitSpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:theguardian.comHoman Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 peopleExclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’ 9147361722
Reposted by biscuitFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Self checkout is basically an argument with a robot over a sack of potatoes that summons an employee to mediate 112540
Reposted by biscuitKara @kgz3.bsky.social · 13/04/2026But they were all of them deceived, Charlie Brown. 26113
Reposted by biscuitCharles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 26/09/2026It’s grotesque and infuriating. 5497
Reposted by biscuitRodney Anonymous @rodneyanonymous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Punk Rock Flea Market 0121
Reposted by biscuitrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen 743217445
Reposted by biscuitJeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 22/09/2026I'm basically a soothsayer. Comic from 2007 which was NOT 9 years ago turns out 334990
Reposted by biscuitJeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 26/09/2026I wish there was some kinda special shampoo to get rid of google gemini like there is for public lice because that's what it feels like at this point 213326
Reposted by biscuitBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You can tell, with all of the explicit ethnic cleansing making everything worse and more expensive, the GOP's next target is just to go all out on gender wars. Everyone on X or Rumble is complaining about nagging women 24/7, with brief respites for holocaust denial. Full 4chan incel GOP incoming. 843520628
Reposted by biscuitdissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i’m going viral on ClipClop. they’re reposting me on Grublr. everyone’s talking about me on BungTube 1558
biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 26/09/2026I think playing generational politics even to identify with your peers is distraction from the class gap, but I will admit that my generation is not well represented in the social media sphere 110
Reposted by biscuitLord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Gen X is a tough bunch. We literally murdered our parents and ate their hearts and lived in the jungle and had sex with jaguars. 74712
Reposted by biscuitCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Rahm Emmanuel is unsatisfying middle aged sex 111298
Reposted by biscuitpassionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"i'm choosing not to have kids because I have genetic issues that I don't want to pass on" 🚫 audience left unsure how to respond without causing offence "this curse dies with me" ✅ audience understands that you are nobly enduring a terrible burden for the greater good 04211
biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 26/09/2026grew up evangelical during satanic panic. bad time to get into hard rock and metal. except for the fact that my old man knew it was bullshit and thought the *backwards messages in songs" subliminal thing was fucking hilarious 110
biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 26/09/2026would I have caught a hüsker dü show in the 80s if I'd had autonomy? absolutely. would I want to hang out with hüsker dü in the 1980s? no no no no no no no 030
biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 25/09/2026got a new phone a month ago and just figured out most of the calls I haven't been getting were misrouted as spam. super helpful 030
biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 24/09/2026major props to the absolute hero I just saw bolt out of a coffee shop to keep a lady from losing the coffee she'd left on top of her car 163
biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 23/09/2026in my experience, this has also been generally applicable to irl interactions as well 020
biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 23/09/2026TIL about "cross necklace theory" which appears to mean that if you see a video featuring someone wearing a cross necklace, you're about to hear some heinous shit. 000
Reposted by biscuitdaryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 13/02/2026"could you get a less evil file photo of newsom?" "that IS the good one, boss" 0213
Reposted by biscuitJeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 23/09/202640 years ago tonight, ALF premiered on TV. Happy 40th Birthday, Alf. I hope all the cats in Melmac Heaven are hot n' spicy, just how you like 'em. 1155893
Reposted by biscuitʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Look at this user who doesn't get the "please clap" joke. 3184
Reposted by biscuitBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/09/2026They even made DoorDash apologize. 11870811482
Reposted by biscuitCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Diesel was so cheap under Biden truckers could drive from all over the US to DC to protest Joe 21782220
Reposted by biscuit✪ Gray Skies Ahead ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026Everyone who says that the current war is inconsequential, police are not funded enough, that AI is an innovative boon, or flatly refuses to acknowledge that there is a recession or depression, economic or otherwise, always comes across as this. 735897
Reposted by biscuitThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What if we ruined these people. Could be fun 1117326
Reposted by biscuitBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s really rare how few contemporary politicians are talented at doing what I am calling “Mayor Quimby shit” 332348187
Reposted by biscuitTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A post that’s so eye-opening because this is exactly what liberals will say is GOP distraction tactics, almost as a parody— and here it really is what Gaetz is saying unironically as his GOP message. 2394752974