Spobody Necial @spobodynecial.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Is there anything to watch that isn't about rich people, murder or cops/drug dealers? 000 0
Reposted by Spobody NecialClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 05/06/2025once again I must tap my own sign 226262635948 26.3K
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Reposted by Spobody Necialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/05/2025the government would never let criss angel walk free if they thought he was actually a mind freak 1746 74
Spobody Necial @spobodynecial.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Wow! So much could happen in the 15 minutes left of this series finale! But there were really only 2 minutes left. The rest was a 'Look at the episode'. Damnit. 000 0
Reposted by Spobody NecialMickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 15/05/2025GOP plans to increase the tax rate by 74% by 2031 for people earning $15,000 yearly. 675103344874 10.3K
Reposted by Spobody NecialDamien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover. 121105701600 10.6K
Reposted by Spobody NecialCaptain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Check out these totally reasonable shipping options for a new checkbook from the bank. 3202231178 2.2K
Reposted by Spobody NecialMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/04/2025“Fermented all the juice boxes during snack time. I can’t prove it. But I know he did it.”buff.lyThe Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ“Failing history. Insists on listing all dates as ‘Before Me’ and ‘After Me.’ Guidance counselor says that he is ‘unusually egocentric for a child ... 17213 72
Reposted by Spobody NecialMarjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 13/04/2025bro, does your light even shine bro in the halls of Shambala 0309 30
Reposted by Spobody NecialPhillip Maciak @pjmaciak.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I know who Mike White should cast in the next season of White Lotus: a writers room full of television writers to write this fucking show. 521214 212
Reposted by Spobody NecialCDUBS @cdubsonfire.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Maybe the real White Lotus was the brothers we jerked off along the way 11106 110
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Reposted by Spobody NecialMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 06/04/2025"The challenges for this project go beyond the stairway, however, and your input has been confusing. You say there’s a feeling you get when you look to the west, then something about your spirit crying for leaving. I need you to be clearer than that."mcsweeneys.netA Note from the Contractor Working on Robert Plant’s Ambitious Home Remodeling ProjectDear Mr. Plant, I wanted to talk with you in person, but you haven’t been around much lately. Hair salon or at J. R. R. Tolkien book club, I’m told... 2435 43
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Reposted by Spobody NecialThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/04/2025Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers 617244624505 24.5K
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Reposted by Spobody NecialMarjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 29/03/2025Roger Waters voice: Mother, did it need to be so dumb 39217 92
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Reposted by Spobody Necialal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 24/03/2025don’t worry i tapped back “👎” on all the group chat war plans i don’t think they’ll do the war now 231938224 1.9K
Reposted by Spobody NecialOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 24/03/2025anyone want to join my war group chat? it's where we plan war 884478465 4.5K
Reposted by Spobody NecialFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 25/03/2025PETE HEGSETH’S KID: *opens lunchbox at school* aw man, secret war plans again? 324440 244
Reposted by Spobody Necialweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Sometimes I wonder have I already felt it coming in the air tonight? 1510520 105
Reposted by Spobody NecialSlate @slate.com · 10/03/2025America is under siege by a surprising force: losers.slate.comAmerica Is Under Siege by a Surprising Force: LosersWe’re not talking about this enough. 784838963 4.8K
Reposted by Spobody NecialJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Idk why but anytime a Beastie Boys song comes on I’m automatically happy 77412 74
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Reposted by Spobody NecialJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 01/03/2025This week’s Severance episode was so good but also I miss when it was my weird little macrodata refiner friends meeting the people from down the hall. 2262212 622
Reposted by Spobody NecialIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 27/02/2025[the Hindenburg explodes] Oh, the shareholders! 8763138 763
Reposted by Spobody NecialThe thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 25/02/2025 59110431500 11K
Reposted by Spobody NecialTim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Dear manager, please find a review of the past week's activity: 1) hammered in the morning 2) hammered in the evening 3) hammered out danger 4) hammered out a warning 5) hammered out love between my brothers and my sisters, all over this land 632154307 2.2K
Reposted by Spobody Necialsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025him: i wanna know what love is and i want you to show me me: no 915043 150
Reposted by Spobody Necial🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 20/02/2025sorry i misheard. the bell is actually tolling for 3:00 0575 57
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Reposted by Spobody NecialMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 19/02/2025"We didn’t become the greatest shirtwaist factory in the world by resting on our laurels. That’s why we’ve brought in a new efficiency czar, Noel Skum, whose job is to cut unnecessary spending and roll back overly restrictive safety regulations." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/tha...mcsweeneys.netThanks to Our New Efficiency Czar, the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Is Saving More Money Than Ever“Trump administration officials fired more than 300 staffers Thursday night at the National Nuclear Security Administration…. Sources told CNN the ... 151165332 1.2K
Reposted by Spobody NecialMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 19/02/2025When my daughter made a gingerbread house for the holidays, I licked the frosting and told her how good it was because emotional connection optimizes mental health. But I secretly spit it out since frosting’s nutrient profile is suboptimal . Samantha lives with her mom now.buff.lyI’ve Optimized My Health to Make My Life as Long and Unpleasant as PossibleI’ve done it. After years of biohacking and tweaking, I have become… optimal. Body fat percentage, optimal. Triglycerides, optimal. Dietary fiber, ... 115319 153
Reposted by Spobody Necialweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Sorry about my insubordinate attitude, I listened to the Beastie Boys on the way here 1644871 448
Reposted by Spobody NecialKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 16/02/2025HER: did you eat that entire bag of chips? ME: not on purpose HER: what do you mean? ME: it was a snacksident 463500299 3.5K
Reposted by Spobody NecialRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 16/02/2025Sad to report I just lost my job at nuclear, after 40 years of faithful service overseeing the US nuclear arsenal. My job was keeping all the nukes from exploding by pressing the don't explode button every 48 hours. 2026183713 6.2K
Spobody Necial @spobodynecial.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Do you ever just catch a good mood out of nowhere? I did a few hours ago and I'm loving it :) 000 0
Reposted by Spobody NecialOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 11/02/2025yeet the rich has someone already said that whatever i said it first 719437 194
Reposted by Spobody NecialTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 07/02/2025What's your favorite song about saluting those who are about to rock? 94710 47
Reposted by Spobody NecialFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 07/02/2025free to be… you and me really didn’t prepare me for you and me not… having freedom 64810 48
