Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 3hCarry On Being Severely Traumatised for Several Years. 2100
Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’ve been trying to think who James Blunt reminds me of on #CelebrityTraitors. Just realised it’s Clare Balding. 180
Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I get the impression you could ask this Pope about the best three-album run of the 1980s and he'd have a take. 1192
Reposted by Damien OwensCatherine Crichton @catherinecrichton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So excited to see the cover for my novel based on the life of Irish artist Harry Clarke. It tells the story of his controversial Geneva Window as seen through the eyes of a young female assistant in Clarke’s studio. Set in 1920s Dublin, publishing January with @stairwellbooks.bsky.social 53714
Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Only yesterday I was thinking it's weird that it's spider season and I haven't seen any big ones yet. Anyhoo, I was just in the kitchen and the bottom line is, we have to move house. 0181
Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I can’t believe I have to have a real job when all I really want to do is go around solving mysteries with my capybara sidekick who sits in the sidecar of my motorcycle wearing little goggles. 814922
Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When he was in trouble with his mum as a child: ‘Igward Pop! Get in here right this minute, young man!’ 0172
Reposted by Damien OwensTomás Murray @tomasjmurray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Caravaggio, Painter, #BornOnThisDay in 1571, in Milan ‘The Taking of Christ’, National Gallery of Ireland 2509
Reposted by Damien OwensBenjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 24/09/2026Sometimes I read things that make me sorry I can read. 0874
Reposted by Damien OwensMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary. That man's name? Hans Cameraman. 612268386
Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026‘We’ve invested heavily in this new technology. All employees have to use it. You have no choice in this.’ ‘Wow, sounds like you really trust it.’ ‘We hadn’t finished. ON NO ACCOUNT SHOULD ANYONE TRUST THE NEW TECHNOLOGY THEY HAVE TO USE.’ 0134
Reposted by Damien OwensPoliticsJOE @politicsjoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Your boss is a credulous dolt who will give your job to an AI that can't do it." The truth about AI is dumber than you think, according to Cory Doctorow. @doctorow.pluralistic.net 416571
Reposted by Damien OwensHourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 21/09/2026 08219
Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026None of these productivity so-called 'experts' ever mention the method most of us use to feel like we're making progress, which is padding out our To Do list with things we’ve already done and then immediately ticking them off. 1180
Reposted by Damien OwensPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever 188136482898
Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Watching #Strictly. My daughter said Josh Widdicombe looks like a toddler who just had a pair of glasses strapped on and is seeing his mum for the first time. 414624
Reposted by Damien OwensLloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 19/09/2026Just read this utterly fantastic interview with John Swartzwelder which has brightened my day considerably. doinit.substack.com/p/john-swart...doinit.substack.comJohn Swartzwelder, Sage of “The Simpsons”My Interview with a Reclusive Genius (his first) 1114
Reposted by Damien OwensAvian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Himself has done a packing list, which is normally my job. One of the items on the list is "suitcases" and I cannot stop laughing. 6362
Reposted by Damien OwensJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We didn’t have fidget spinners when I was a kid. We had cigarettes 23497139
Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Loving his Kanye-style 'oh great now I gotta be responsible for this green orb' face. 4356
Reposted by Damien OwensAngus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What a truly excellent series of acting choices this fifty seconds of television presents… 63980221
Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This whole Ed Sheeran business has me half-sorry I did his tattoos for him. 3123
Reposted by Damien OwensAlex Steed @alexsteed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It'd be funny if back where they come from, E.T. is not especially bright. 5283
Reposted by Damien OwensGylesNaMopaleen @gylesnamopaleen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So saddened to hear Bonnie Greer has died. She was a true friend to Ireland. 012133
Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My coping strategy at work: mentally replace 'AI' with 'the boss's 8 year-old nephew, Jimmy.' 'Let's speed it up using the boss's 8 year-old nephew, Jimmy.' 'As ever with the boss's 8 year-old nephew, Jimmy, check it twice.' 'This whole thing's a disaster. Bloody boss's 8 year-old nephew, Jimmy.' 3134
Reposted by Damien OwensJustin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I say this for anyone who doesn’t know, because a lot of people still don’t - Palestine is serious business in Ireland. It’s real in ways it is nowhere else in the West, & after what Sheeran did an Irish person couldn’t work with him & go back to Ireland. Fair play indeed. 13886165
Reposted by Damien Owensbrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 24/02/2026[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow 133211556
Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Nothing I like better than getting down to some funky grooves or, if time is tight, a single groof. 79318
Reposted by Damien OwensChris Brody @chrisbrody.bsky.social · 13/09/20263-y.o. has interpreted the “lemon” from “easy peasy lemon squeezy” as an all-purpose intensifier. If something hurts: “Owie” If something *really* hurts: “Owie owie lemon owie” 321675147
Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The American President called for a united Ireland. Everyone just shrugged and moved on because it’s commonly accepted that he’s mentally incapacitated. 38016
Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm very tired. I read this headline and went 'No way, how?' 180
Reposted by Damien OwensFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm finding out way too much for someone who fucks around so little 4551177
Reposted by Damien OwensGeneral Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Congratulations to whoever decided to put the notoriously size-obsessed Trump next to Ireland's biggest unit 14656131
Reposted by Damien OwensLawrence Miles @lawrence-miles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's 25 years to the day since Channel 4 (UK) pulled "Friends" from the schedule because they were worried about showing anything set in New York, but replaced it with "Futurama", which is also set in New York and features a vehicle flying into a building at the start of every episode. 420767
Reposted by Damien OwensUna Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Large protest in Dublin on Saturday against Trump's visit to Ireland. Meeting at Parnell Square at 1pm. Large coalition involved including; Irish Palestine Solidarity Campaign, PBP, Sinn Féin, Labour, Social Democrats, Green Party, Dublin Rape Crisis Centre, Amnesty, Irish Neutrality League etc.ipsc.ieNational Protest: No Welcome for Warmonger Trump!National Protest: No Welcome for Warmonger Trump! 36922348
Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The worst liars alive today are the DIY people on YouTube who tell you something ‘just pops right off’. Nothing ever just pops right off. 4321
Reposted by Damien Owensdaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026GDT's reddit AMA spitting fire www.reddit.com/r/movies/com... 2845491916
Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Pretty sure I've seen a headshot of Person Familiar on the wall at Steven Toast's agent. 090
Reposted by Damien OwensSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 24/11/2024[handing a picture of a very healthy person to my doctor] so I was thinking something like this 41780362
Reposted by Damien OwensFrank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 22/08/2026One way to tell if you own too many snakes, is if you own a snake. 26214
Reposted by Damien OwensCiara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Irish political parties in power looking at attempts by governments around the world to appease the far right absolutely not working 9562128
Reposted by Damien OwensBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/20264 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets 196182193
Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 07/09/2026In which Simon Harris dangles a pocket watch and tells us we’re very sleeeeepy and also we should haaaaate people on social welfare and also none of this is Fine Gaaaaael’s fault. 2225