The thread o’ tweets
@threadotweets.bsky.social
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All the tweets I love, a few I hate. A few skeets too! Posted individually this time instead of threaded Posting in large batches, pls address complaints to dennisbhooper Alt text added but reply w/ additional description as you see fit. Also bluesky @‘s
![Oscar Meyer Lansky @Medium Reginald
"So yeah, this is my dog"
"Hey there pal! How are you doing?"
"And this is my cat"
[nods] "Comrade."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k5zurjvwdwxqwpvd4ggk3w76/bafkreigzlzksukfdmxfp43qpkes64ds7xspwgiorkt2uyt357egbapxhz4)
![lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
@NotABigJerk
INNOCENT US TOURIST IN EU: pardonnez- moi, garcon... une agua, sil voo plait?
SINISTER EU WAITER: u are swine. u are gross pig-freak
INNOCENT EU TOURIST IN US: citizen-
waiter, though i find the practice barbaric, i shall tip 15%
SINISTER US WAITER: [assuming tactical stance]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k5zurjvwdwxqwpvd4ggk3w76/bafkreifbxphixfvqf3frt2j4cxh7egpwfxalrzyau4zrvzd4fjrkhry4ui)