Reposted by slothoholicEmily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When you turn the page in Infinite Jest and realize it’s a five-page monologue in the voice of a random person at a support group for painkiller addicts or something. 918612
Reposted by slothoholicshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17/09/2026you just know that posting "i'm just trying to start a polite conversation about who deserves human rights" will not be marked 'toxic,' but anyone responding 'hey fuck off with that' will earn +5 toxic points 5454811220
Reposted by slothoholicDjinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Congratulations to California for being the first to reach the Kill Screen 211431299
Reposted by slothoholicKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 18/08/2026i've been out of my gourd lately. straight up loosening my screws. no clue where my marbles are at because i was getting off my rocker. anyone else? 242248
Reposted by slothoholicmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 16/08/2026hot take but i think a lot of people actually want there to be some kind of horrible health hazard associated with GLP-1 meds because their existence challenges their protestant ethic-esque philosophy of bodies 181308122
Reposted by slothoholicJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Secret Panel HERE 🌼 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/stuck-in-rut-94656748 193628492
Reposted by slothoholicRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/07/2026classic Tim Robinson skit setup —date is going ok —guy suggests adding hot sauce to their shared food —accidentally makes his own food too hot —date briefly comments on it —guy becomes obsessed with idea that his date thinks he can't handle spice and takes matters into his own hands 742539
Reposted by slothoholicAdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo 182134544702
Reposted by slothoholicceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights 114114682105
Reposted by slothoholicBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Baseball announcers more than any other sport really have to nail the cadence of “well…gosh you hate to see that” when a man’s testicles explode 2963889
Reposted by slothoholicGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 18/06/2026it's the same picture dot jpg 82091479
Reposted by slothoholicEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 16/06/2026Exclusive: I have seen OpenAI's audited financials for 2024 and 2025. In 2025, OpenAI had $13.07 billion in revenue and $34 billion in costs. $867 million of its revenue came from SoftBank, and $303 million came from Microsoft. www.wheresyoured.at/exclusive-op...wheresyoured.atExclusive: OpenAI Losses Increased Nearly 8X in 2025, With Spending Hitting $34 BillionSoundtrack: In Flames - Colony To further support my independent journalism, please subscribe to my premium newsletter. It’s $7 a month or $70 a year. If you’re subscribed to the free newsletter and ... 9133041088
Reposted by slothoholicNoah Caldwell-Gervais @noahgervais.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The Lands Between Fundraiser Stream is Live! youtube.com/live/3ETgCSF... Direct donations can be made here: www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...youtube.comLands Between Fundraiser Stream Benefiting KOIYouTube video by Noah Caldwell-Gervais 1350142
Reposted by slothoholicjackson. @jacksoncity.bsky.social · 29/05/2026this classic turns 10 today 14684167
Reposted by slothoholicregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 08/05/2026watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now 14180882668
Reposted by slothoholicoctember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 06/05/2026uh oh! you said something mean about the bluesky moderators. take 4d6 strikes *rolls* now roll 2d6 for your strike allowance *rolls* oh no! too many strikes! roll 1d4 to see if you got a 3-, 7-, 14-day or perma-ban *rolls* you've been perma banned for posting "aaron rodericks drinks piss" 4673165
Reposted by slothoholicGreg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America 220155183929
Reposted by slothoholicHerbert @xxgr1llmast3rxx.bsky.social · 28/04/2026western themed video game: GORE WEST VIOLENCE WEST BAD WEST STRANGE WEST western movies: FROM MY GUN TO YOUR LIPS THE BASTARD WHO KILLED THE SON OF A BITCH THE MAN THEY CALL SHIT SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND STICKS OF DYNAMITE 4032021073
Reposted by slothoholicnattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 20/04/2026horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars… 1192631165
Reposted by slothoholicChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Not everything that breaks is technically the fault of vibe coding but the kind of culture that would foster vibe coding is the kind that produces a lot of shit that breaks. 262997616
Reposted by slothoholicAbra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 24/03/2026"For the love of God, Montresor!" 6549141
Reposted by slothoholicDanny V @dmv8286.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Big screen for big purchase, little screen for little purchase it’s science 167289
Reposted by slothoholicWill Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again 56202064812
Reposted by slothoholiconion person @junlper.beer · 19/03/2026it’s incredibly blackpilling to me that it takes rising gas prices and rising gas prices alone to have people turn against the war in iran, and not the american government murdering thousands of children and civilians in iran. americans are incredibly selfish 727208063687
Reposted by slothoholicJane @jane.meangirls.online · 02/02/2026A fundamental problem with this country is that you have less responsibility, transparency, and duty as you gain more power when it should be the opposite. The Supreme Court gets to be very secretive for no good reason. Cops get a monopoly on violence and have near total immunity when they use it. 32107441
Reposted by slothoholictrish @omerta22.bsky.social · 12/03/2026“Someone on LinkedIn viewed your profile” <deletes account> 3834771175
Reposted by slothoholicMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 13/03/2026Every time 171225323
Reposted by slothoholicJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Is anyone else experiencing debilitating amounts of dread? 2233965314
Reposted by slothoholicK.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 06/03/2026We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning. 201598369
Reposted by slothoholicThomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 23/02/2026What this technology is going to do is not end higher education, but it is going to undo so much of the baseline work on accessibility by pushing overworked professors to take things back to offline modalities, in person timed exams, keeping tech out of the classroom, etc. 21660164
Reposted by slothoholiclauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/02/2026yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests 424362734
Reposted by slothoholicBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I think one of the best things about Bluesky and one of the things that is going to keep it from ever becoming as big as other sites is that everyone here has a real internal mistrust and dislike of people selling us something, either literally for money or for some sort of other gain 612583260
Reposted by slothoholicOnce Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 16/02/202625 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com. 5326121412
Reposted by slothoholic👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 16/02/2026The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there 125156843583
