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Noah Caldwell-Gervais

@noahgervais.bsky.social
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Moderately popular YouTube game critic and travel author.

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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 21h
BREAKING: A federal judge has ruled for the first time that a Flock search was unconstitutional and violated a woman's Fourth Amendment rights. Oklahoma cop pulled over a woman and searched her in Flock "because he saw her license plate was from California" www.404media.co/federal-judg...
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Federal Judge Rules a Flock Search Was ‘Indiscriminate Mass Surveillance’ and Unconstitutional
Flock’s nationwide network is quickly “approaching dragnet-type law enforcement practice” and the cop should have got a warrant, the judge wrote.
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Noah Caldwell-Gervais @noahgervais.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have been struggling to process my thoughts on all this and couldn't really sum it up better than this. It's deeply sad. I looked up to Jacob as he presented himself, I contributed a foreword to one of the pieces in his book of scripts, I had him as a guest on the fundraising stream I did.
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 01/10/2026
Jacob Geller is no longer a part of MinnMax. He won't be on content moving forward and we won't be publicly airing this week's episode of The MinnMax Show. We're in shock and deeply hurt. Thank you for your patience during this sensitive time.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t love that the secretary of war announced the creation of a department of autonomous warfare in the same speech he referred to my people as a slur that I’ve not heard since 2012 on broadcast television but you know. whatever. who gives a shit man
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 30/09/2026
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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St1ka @st1ka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I HAVE REVIEWED EVERY SINGLE EVANGELION GAME EVER MADE! All 51 of them. youtu.be/QRnrE4uS3lg
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There Are 51 Evangelion Games. I Played Them All.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The cluelessness of this reminds me a lot of the NFT grift. The thing about NFTs was that it was mainly something finance bros were into, and when they were trying to worm their way into gaming, their pitches were an abyssal trench of bad ideas because they couldn't grasp why people played games.
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey fuckers. Who wants to see a trailer? Just a lil taste? Just an itty bitty lil sense of the flavor of extra i'm gonna be bringing to this fuckass endeavour? hmm?
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Trailer - Analysis Of A Creed, a video essay
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Noah Caldwell-Gervais @noahgervais.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Don't engage" is such a hard lesson and it took me a lot of years to learn it. Im still tempted! Sometimes people say the most frustrating shit in the world and it just feels like being unacceptably passive to just let it go, but thats the trap. You're immediately judged harsher by replying at all.
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What in the Handmaid's Tale is going on over there
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was already honored to be a voice in their game, but now I’m DOUBLY grateful to have @doublefine.com’s continued support as they unabashedly celebrate our collab! (And please don’t worry. While my success & public joy seem to be upsetting to some, I feel like I’m getting to live my dream life!)
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Noah Caldwell-Gervais @noahgervais.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Double featured The Invite with Touch Me yesterday and feeling like that was an unusually good pairing. Desaturated stage-play dramedy plus maximalist monsterfucker comedy where the through line for both is "sex won't solve your problems but when you have problems it sure seems like it".
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is APPALLING. The Trump administration is detaining multiple random Somali immigrants with no criminal record at Guantanamo Bay, seemingly because the White House ordered ICE specifically to detain Somalis at Gitmo as part of its effort to punish an ethnic group Trump has attacked.
According to Mohamed, guards at Guantanamo have said they are being held there because that's what officials in Washington, DC, want. "There's no other nation, only Somali people in Guantanamo Bay, in the prison," he told me. "And when we ask them why we are here, they tell us... Washington...ordered to keep Somali people in the Guantanamo Bay."
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Noah Caldwell-Gervais @noahgervais.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@ultrabrilliant.xyz My copy arrived today! Congratulations on getting it done, so excited to dip into it.
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DeFlock Redmond @deflock-redmond.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Flock's dystopian vision isn't unique. #Axon are just as bad! "By threatening us with the violent fantasies of an unsurveilled world, he is pushing something that strikes me as the antithesis of safety: a community ethic founded on suspicion, a closely monitored world with no exit" #deflock #flock
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Flock Wants a Closely Surveilled World with No Exit
The company, which has a hundred and thirty thousand cameras monitoring the streets of the U.S., frames privacy as a worthwhile trade-off for safety and security, echoing the language of the post-9/11...
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
blizzard workers had to fight tooth and nail for years, but they finally did it: they secured a union contract not just for one team, but for all unionized units--warcraft, overwatch, diablo, and more
“We really started mobilizing as one Blizzard unit in [the] last couple of months, and I think that really helped put the pressure on,” Paul Cox, senior game designer on World of Warcraft, told Aftermath.
"I feel like the company dragged its feet and did a lot of posturing and wasting time until the very, very last moment."
Prior to spring of this year, the WoW team, which unionized in 2024, had gotten the lion's share of bargaining time. Other units found themselves stuck in the mud. Higher-ups were effectively stalling the whole process—unfortunately nothing new for unionized workers under Microsoft’s umbrella.
"For this whole year of bargaining on the Diablo side—and I imagine on the rest of the units as well—we received so few [bargaining] dates, but we kind of had the understanding that whatever WoW was able to win would at least influence and set the floor for the rest of our units,” Diablo senior environment artist Mahreen Fatima told Aftermath. “We adopted this messaging about how WoW's wins are our wins, so we should be out there mobilizing with them. But truly, I feel like the company dragged its feet and did a lot of posturing and wasting time until the very, very last moment this last month to finally be able to say, 'OK, yes, we are willing to extend this contract to everyone.' We really did not have any indication that we could get this done until last month."
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Perhaps more concerningly, the TVs were capable of recording microphone audio when in standby; this continued even after the TV was disconnected from the internet, with audio files stored offline and uploaded once a connection was restored."
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404 Media @404media.co · 08/09/2026
404 Media is revealing the name of Border Patrol's predictive policing units, which analyze financial data and have local cops pull people over. The people are not suspected of any particular crime.
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A Secretive DHS ‘Predictive Policing’ Unit is Analyzing Americans' Financial Habits and Pulling Them Over
404 Media is revealing the name of Border Patrol's predictive policing units, which analyze financial data and have local cops pull people over. The people are not suspected of any particular crime.
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Noah Caldwell-Gervais @noahgervais.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Adapting the '80s With Teyon Games youtu.be/8EYthstJbis
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Adapting the '80s With Teyon Games [Rambo: TVG, Terminator: Resistance, Robocop: Rogue City]
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 72nd Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.
Ruby Bridges, age 6Ruby Bridges flanked by three U.S. Marshals on the steps of her schoolNorman Rockwell’s painting depicting the event, “The Problem We All Live With,” originally published as a centerfold in the January 14, 1964 issue of Look magazine. Ruby Bridges talking with President Obama as they look at Rockwell’s painting while it was temporarily displayed at the White House in 2011.
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Noah Caldwell-Gervais @noahgervais.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Adapting the '80s With Teyon Games youtu.be/8EYthstJbis
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Adapting the '80s With Teyon Games [Rambo: TVG, Terminator: Resistance, Robocop: Rogue City]
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Realizing the extent to which this is true wildly changed my opinions about how to deal with Trumpism, since they're never going to be satisfied unless they're actively dominating everyone else. You can't give them some concessions and go back to the status quo: they're reactionary revolutionaries.
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
9 days left :) I just want to thank everyone for the outpouring of support. You've been incredibly kind. The girl this fundraiser is for has had a rough go if it but this has gone a long way to help. Also today's her birthday!
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Fundraising Bundle by Ela Maxima
A bundle by Ela Maxima, $20.00 for 11 games
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Sam Levin @samtlevin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
For a year, California's largest ICE facility has barred all detained residents from hugging loved ones. The policy has sparked so much fury that residents have launched campaigns across dorms demanding contact visits In my latest, see video from one detained organizer + how CoreCivic has responded
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ICE bans hugging inside California’s largest detention center. Families are fighting back
In the California City facility, ‘contact visits’ are strictly forbidden – but detained residents aren’t staying quiet. Are officials listening?
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Noah Caldwell-Gervais @noahgervais.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I recently began trying to finish the final draft of the horror novel I've been working on sporadically for five years and this was a real barrier to me, I was genuinely afraid to finish. Now I've edited everything except the climax and I'm happy with it. I could do all the hard stuff after all.
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Tamsin the Sword ⚔️ Monster 🧌 @tamsin.reimaginedgirl.com · 05/09/2026
This is grotesque beyond words. Not that I expect anything less from these fascists, but this seems especially vicious and petty even for them. At this point, "truth and reconciliation process with criminal trials for everyone who enabled this regime" is the most moderate position I can advocate.
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Noah Caldwell-Gervais @noahgervais.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
For me I think it might be Minerva's Den for Bioshock 2. Amazing level design, tighter gameplay loop, razor sharp writing, and the most satisfying conclusion of all the Bioshock campaigns. Felt really special.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/09/2026
New in PN: Trump begs SCOTUS to let him unleash midterm chaos "Multiple courts have ruled this is wholly illegal. And yet, no one knows whether SCOTUS's MAGA majority will again leap in to ensure he's able to violate the law. This is not how functioning democracies *go*. Or at least, not for long."
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Trump begs SCOTUS to let him unleash midterm chaos
They’ll find that fraud if they have to throw out millions of lawful ballots to do it.
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Steve Benen @stevebenen.com · 02/09/2026
Ahead of the midterms, Trump isn’t even being subtle about his brazen politicization of federal disaster relief aid, explicitly tying approvals to campaign endorsements and election results. It’s one of the underappreciated scandals of his second term. www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
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Trump approves disaster relief funds for 7 red states, after denying aid to blue states
Ahead of the midterm elections, the president isn’t even being subtle about his scandalous politicization of disaster aid.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 02/09/2026
Democrats need to drag every one of these spineless executives in front of congress when they retake it to have them explain in thorough detail why they acted like such feckless cowards.
In truth, I’m told that inside the John Ternus- and Tim Cook-led company, it would be difficult to find an employee who genuinely supports the name change. As one person familiar with the matter put it to me, “There is not a soul who is for it” and that “everyone considers it fucking nuts.” But Apple’s leadership team—as well as most of the employees inside the company—are “resigned” to these types of concessions under Trump 2.0 and know “that Trump will fuck with the company if the company doesn’t do what he wants,” the person said. Unlike in Trump 1.0, Silicon Valley employees are also less emboldened to speak out against leadership. 

Spokespeople for Apple did not return requests for comment on Tuesday.
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
These stories should be headline news everywhere. We are not just in a political crises but a dangerously immoral one.
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Carolyn Petit @carolynmichelle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Does Hanania know that our libraries are full of books that ask readers, women and men (and others) alike, to identify with women as full human beings?
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Brian Honan @brianhonan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 28/08/2026
i very heavily recommend: girls
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Noah Caldwell-Gervais @noahgervais.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Who would have thought that talking about Rambo, the Terminator, and Robocop would lead to one of the most political scripts Ive done??? Cant wait for all the "why did you have to make Robocop politcal smdh 😑" comments. Script is done, audio is recorded and being processed, maybe two more weeks.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The year is 2027, you are having a medical emergency in an ice cold, bug infested concentration camp. You haven’t eaten safe food in weeks. You are monitored by robotic dogs who do not report your medical emergency but record you having it while private contractors watch from an office
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Absolutely the fuck not.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We are a broken nation. Hundreds of thousands of Haitians were living and working legally, paying taxes, and contributing. Haiti remains wholly unsafe. But Trump hates Haitians, and the White House wanted videos of Black people in chains, so they stripped them of status and turned on the cameras.
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Haiti TPS has been TERMINATED.
Those with terminated TPS are in our nation Illegally. They have two options: LEAVE IMMEDIATELY or be DEPORTED.
DHS.GOV/CBРНОМЕ

Underneath is a screenshot of a video showing two Haitian men in chains being led to the aircraft. I didn’t post the video, but it’s vile.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This image should instinctively break your heart even if you know nothing about them, even if you support the laws making it happen. Instead we're ruled by people who think it's funny.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/08/2026
Does anyone else feel like we're in a inevitable crumbling of society where declining living standards, ever increasing crises, and decaying institutions converge? Even worse, the stupidity of the current political system right now makes it all feel so hopeless for at least the next decade.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Anyone not focusing on this stuff and pretending some social media asshole matters more than the new Gestapo should be thrown in the slammer next to the criminals in the current administration because they're the same person
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Stop making fun of AI or it will spitefully deny your insurance claims. They’re calling it the perfect argument.
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bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this:

future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result
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B'alith Tia | 7.56 spoilers @inmyleylines.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Find out who you are, and do it on purpose.
"Find out who you are and do it on purpose." — Dolly Parton
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Bored Humungus @writtenlow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 25/08/2026
We are governed by Saturday morning cartoon villains
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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Straightforward fascist ideology running throughout, as illustrated by this passage
It’s not a coincidence that when you look at these violent antifa demonstrations and you see any photograph of those who were assembled – to be blunt, not one of the people that is demonstrating looks like a normal person.  Not one looks normal.  They’re all deformed in some way – in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerism.  Why is that?  Why?  If you look at two photographs and you see a normal American in the street and you see an Antifa protest, why do the people that are violently demonstrating – why is there not one normal-looking person among them?  Every one of them, through the course of their life and their decisions, has scarred their body and their appearance in many different ways, to the point in which their outer appearance becomes a manifestation of their inner hatred.

Trust your instincts to all people and across all civilizations.  You know what normal is.  You know what beautiful is.  You know what good is.  You know that families are right.  You know that children are precious and beautiful and must be protected.  You know that the criminal and the junkie and the predator is a threat to normal, healthy living.  This so much deeper than issues about taxation and regulation, although they’re incredibly important.  It’s about normal, healthy, ordered living.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We recorded a little postmortem in the hotel last night before Jordan had to leave, if you’re curious how the race was
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