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i was a punk before you were a punk

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A 70yr old FRED ASTAIRE — that's SEVENTY — gets his stylish groove on at the 1970 Academy Awards.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This tweet felt like a sad country song so I turned it into one. Yeehaw!
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
😎
Album cover featuring Houthis & The Blowfish (Trump)
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Vamos a la playa! Yay Burning Man!!!
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Who needs a clown power festival when you can snort nanoparticles at home?
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dammit Janet!
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This squirrel was a midnight ballerina in a previous life 😃
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s a bad day to have eyes
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I just joined the “Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends Monument Design Committee” and for only $10, you can too! www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofri...
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Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?
We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
🎶 AnNNnD tHE RoCkEtS rEd gLarEeeEe 🎶 (A little off key but otherwise it was terrible)
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The only cheap gas Americans are gonna get!
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Anyone else think of that Hamilton song “Cabinet Battle #1” with the line “You don’t have the votes” upon learning that Blanche just got Scaramucci’d?
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Jimothy theme song’s got a good beat & you can vibe to it
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Kudav2 Worried
Alt: Jay Z vibes to Jimothy song
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I know this image is, most likely, AI generated slop but I don’t care…it’s fawking hilarious! Apparently McBride’s argument that the Taint bros can’t be extradited because the UK charges were politically motivated isn’t going to fly because their crimes were violent. I hope they enjoy prison.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Tahdah! SPCX is the best IPO EVER!
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Puff puff pass!
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
lol
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Chao: “The senator’s health did not warrant an immediate return to the U.S.” Narrator: “Yeah, because he’s dead.”
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Godzilla Is Not Impressed Funny
ALT: Godzilla Is Not Impressed Funny
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I am literally reading playboy for the articles How much we've slipped as a society that playboy is the only one making salient points about how the oversexualization of everything is actually the manifestation of sexual repression, mostly by conservatives and a lack of feminism
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Kitty is pining for the fjords!
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emoviolence da gama @emoviolencedagama.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Bit dodgy innit? #SpaceX
fElon Musk begs for another $20 billion two weeks after raising $86 billion from a dodgy IPO
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
When $86 billion is not enough… youtu.be/mm4jsYDvrQ0
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Something STRANGE Is Going On At SpaceX...
YouTube video by The Young Turks
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Haha no short cut to the S&P 500 for the space nazi! techmymoney.com/2026/06/05/s...
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SpaceX and the S&P 500: No Fast Track as Rules Hold
SpaceX won't get early S&P 500 entry after S&P Dow Jones Indices kept its profitability and 12-month rules, despite a planned $1.78 trillion IPO.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I don’t know what the fancy pants pals of Vanky & her waxy husband are into, but I for one would not be keen on motoring my multi-million dollar yacht to the Gorge of Hell that’s filled with underwater explosives. 💣💥
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
creepto is for loosers innit
Daughter asks father what he did during the stock market’s roaring 20s. Father says that he traded crypto. Son says “Fucking retard”
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
…and many more! 😃
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
WTF of the day: Grimes & her dodgy friend Aella are holding an AI bootcamp in Berkeley, CA from July 1-31st. The last question on the application form is “If you had to have sex with a cow, would you rather it be dead or alive? Why?” Answering the cow question is mandatory. plzdontkillus.com
plzdontkillus.com
plzdontkillus - creator bootcamp
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
fElon: “Your cybertruck can function briefly as a boat” 😃
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Mansour is a delight!
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
He’s not doing nothing, he’s…ummm…deploying!
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
<bonk>
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Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
If I became a bird, I wouldn't be able to tell anyone but there would be signs
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
They say Zsolt Hegedus, an orthopedic surgeon, will be Hungary’s next Health Minister but perhaps he should be the Minister of Joy & Good Vibes? 😃
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Yesterday, whilst touring the Villa Farnesina in Roma, I happened upon a painting of “La Giaconda Nuda” (left) whose perky tatas (which I’ve covered for modesty & whatnot), reminded me of fElon’s. When I returned to my hotel, I was compelled to Muskify “La Giaconda” for shits & giggles (right). Heh
La Giaconda Nuda portrait
La Giaconda fElona portrait
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The evil laugh at the end is the best!
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
A new world awaits you in the off-world colonies! BAG RUNNER! 😃
fElon Musk as Bag Runner!
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 21/03/2026
don't look back in anger... look forward in anger, by thinking about what you're going to do to the guy who killed all this
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
An article about the Metazombies in Zpace pilot! 😃 www.thepunksite.com/news/metazom...
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"Metazombies In Zpace" Pilot Episode Lands - ThePunkSite.com
Punk rock meets outer space in Metazombies in Zpace, a new animated cartoon series that just wrapped production of its pilot episode. The show features a motley crew of punk rock zombies who travel fr...
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Under pressure 🐟
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
“One of us! One of us! Gobble gobble, gobble gobble”
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
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a woman is sitting in a chair holding a cup of water
ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair holding a cup of water
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Wakanda forever! 👊
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Tim is a super talented photographer. I absolutely LOVE his portraits. Please check out all of Tim’s work on his website w/zero trackers. timtrautmann.com
timtrautmann.com
Tim Trautmann | Portland Commercial Photographer
Portland photographer for commercial, editorial, and portrait work — with a passport.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Maybe fElon should try to poach Ling Long from Cluely? 😃
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Want to read a proper FU letter? Mo Ryan’s got you covered!
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a woman with red hair is standing in front of a burning building .
Alt: A woman walks away from the fire she started. Also fawk all the bastidges who exploit creatives to feed their AI slop generators.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Cartoon of electrified fElon w/a knife in his hand grabbing a kid with caption “Remember kids! Electricity will kill you’
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
fElon’s brain is full of solutions!
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