Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 16hWhat Discover feed users don’t realize is that they’re "discovering" skeets in the same way that Christopher Columbus "discovered" the new world. Someone else saw that skeet first! 040
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 17hI don’t even know why I have Blind installed on my cellular telephone 140
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I hope he got an endorsement deal from ESPN or email 050
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Imagine a world where everything is built so well that we don’t need architects anymore 030
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Some of you haven’t pooped in days and it shows 😂 020
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026(Struck with the most vile intrusive thought): Wow, I bet someone actually does this. Humanity is a lost cause. 030
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The virus that gives you brain damage 🤝 The life that inexorably wears you down I forgot where I was going with this 140
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Spoiler alert: the incredible new power is use more courage 050
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My phone camera roll is mostly just accidental screenshots of my lock screen 040
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Why is Halloween the only holiday with a ween? Why isn’t there Christmasween and New Year’s Ween? 020
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026(Me when something is a hootenanny and half): ooh, that’s fun 030
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Pee is stored in the balls": anatomically incorrect. Read a book, dummy. "Pee is stored in a ball": mysterious. Intriguing, yet foreboding. Which ball? Do you even know? 080
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026ChatGPT, write my wedding vows. ChatGPT, fill out my divorce paperwork. 130
Reposted by Microwaveable plasticperfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026instead of having a "take" why dont you "take" your "girlfriend" out to a "nice restaurant" 522330
Reposted by Microwaveable plasticdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 3069231686
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just once I want John Oliver to report on a topic where he’s like "this is fine, actually" 050
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Let’s declare a 1-year moratorium on data centers so consumer hardware prices can go back to normal for a little bit 010
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We’re really laser focused on those KPIs 010
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Eating a frozen meal that I put in the freezer earlier feels like "yes, I accept this offering from my past self." 030
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026People who already have more money than God be like "I need more money" 020
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Children should be made to sing We Are Charlie Kirk after they say the Pledge of Allegiance in school #facts #logic 000
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I wonder what happened to Special Meme Fresh. As far as I can tell, they got into gen AI for a bit and then disappeared in a cloud of gender dysphoria. 030
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Searching skeets containing "big chungus" and sorting by latest for all the latest big chungus news 040
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Chat, let’s think of a catchphrase for David Hasselhoff. Maybe something like "can’t hassle the Hoff". 040
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Imagine having a song called "Doctor My Eyes" and your eyes look like this. Imagine rolling up to the doctor and staring at him like this. 031
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 19/09/2026(Me seeing the Industrial Revolution and its consequences): this is actually fine if you’re not a gigantic weirdo about it 010
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 19/09/2026They’re doing this to me tomorrowstatic.klipy.comHamster Bread: Flattening a HamsterALT: Hamster Bread: Flattening a Hamster 071
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Bored of your job? Quit and respec into a melee class. 040
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My toxic trait is that I use apple cider vinegar whenever a recipe says to use apple cider 020
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The Shadowy Machinations Of The Local Library System Have Saved Me A Little Time By Delisting An Audiobook That I Wasn’t Listening To Very Well 130
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Why do I keep fooling myself into thinking that a coffee will make me feel refreshed, when really it just makes me feel worked up and unable to rest? 020
Reposted by Microwaveable plastic𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it’s friday 51049390
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I don’t remember thinking or posting this 120
Reposted by Microwaveable plastic☀️ @stel.energy · 18/09/2026guys what if a boy was actually a girl. lets commit civilizational suicide 171639287
