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@woketopus.northsky.social
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oafish woman | squiggly wiggly cephaloperson | not the Simpsons character, they stole that from me

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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 47m
my second favorite thing about october baseball is watching the yankees lose, and buddy i ate good tonight
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Ghost Mutt @inque.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
ooommmggg girl whos your surgeon 👀
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 5h
girl who gets bottom surgery on 9/11 out of solidarity to commemorate another tower falling.
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 11h
just got an instagram ad for an amateur pickleball league in my local suburban area and idk i am not straight enough for that
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 19h
pink and blue batting gloves next to a pink and purple baseball bat on my bed, with a cameo from noodle the cat in the background. she's yelling about something idk
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
i bought more baseball stuff :D :D
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transsexual anarchy CEO 🔆🥦 @bella.meangirls.online · 02/10/2026
trans people are 11 times less likely to commit mass shootings than cis white men
dumbass: "Cool now do per capita" (362 likes, 219 replies mostly brutally ratioing him)

based commenter: "NOw do pEr CapIta" with a photo of Netanyahu in front of an Israel flag and a speech bubble below the comment (1,618 likes)
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kc kc kc (ichabod was my great-great-uncle) @katecrane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anything I could honestly say about cornell would get me bitdizzied
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
i have four weeks left at this job and i can't think about anything but baseball
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they're calling me gwen baseball
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
my phone telling me im hung over:
notification from samsung health: A poor night's aleep
It looks like you had a a challenging night of sleep. Focus on listening to your body to feel your best today.
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Claudia: lesbian space merc @lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look what I found.
Two-panel meme of a TV ad for a flex tape product.

Panel 1: A man, labeled "Bluesky Safety and Moderation", stands next to a giant, transparent tank of water. The tank is labeled "frequent posts hoping that trans people will die". It has a hole in it that water is pouring out of, and the man is winding his arm back to slap the tank.

Panel 2: SLAP! Closeup of his hand slapping tape over the hole. The hand and tape are labeled "mute the reports from trans people as abusive".
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 03/01/2024
building a kegerator but instead of beer it's full of hot chocolate
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
dammit destiny 2 HEAVILY discounted right now if they're serious about reviving it,,,
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OMG ASSBOTT GOT A BICYCLE
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
ME: Did you or have you ever fried this rice? SHRIMP: On the advice of my attorney I'm afraid I cannot comment at this time.
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
sorry for that shit i said when i was in soup mode
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As this chapter of Astros baseball finally, truly comes to a close, my biggest gripe is that this team is not fun. They don't let the players show their personality. The social media posts are boring. The theme nights are annoying and don't have anything to do with Houston. The culture is stale.
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
how is this a "dubious record" that's efficiency, baby
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
blue alert you mean cops posting Ls
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
sorry for that shit i said when i was in soup mode
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hasan is speaking at UT today, here's my convo with him. Love him or hate him, I thought it was interesting that UT will host Ben Shapiro in their largest venue possible while they shunt Hasan to a small room on campus.
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
lmao he's blocking me too, mom i hit the big time
@aaron.bsky.team the bluesky head of trust & safety blocking me
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
ME: Did you or have you ever fried this rice? SHRIMP: On the advice of my attorney I'm afraid I cannot comment at this time.
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
someone hamburger help this man come up with a new fuckin bit
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
ever since i opened the tgirl baseball map my google maps has had it permanently loaded even after closing so i guess i just have little baseball pins across my google maps forever now. i'm not complaining :)
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 30/09/2026
we've got our first buffalo t-girl baseball practice on sunday (info below! if you're a doll, DM "buffalotgirlbaseball" on IG and come thru!) and i'm going in completely cold. haven't thrown a baseball or swung a bat in a decade. haven't been in shape since i was like 20. i might die out there
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2025
A four panel comic strip from Calvin and Hobbes that has been edited. The dad says "Playing animal? I'll show you something interesting." "the two types of animals are puppy and kitty. all animals fall into these two categories. platypus? puppy. owls? kitty." "horses? puppy. hares? kitty." "despite being in the felidae family, tigers are puppy." Calvin then looks distraught and confused
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
something unexpected about being trans was learning a new signature for a new name, tbh i didn't even think about it until i met something i'd have to sign luckily i never actually learned cursive so i just had to practice a new big squiggle in front of the same little squiggles i was using before
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The feeling of questioning whether or not something is AI as part of its destruction of all visual art
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
there's a reason someone made this edit
cartoon woman pretending to feint but she actually has a mischievous grin on her face (and it's edited to me my profile picture)
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
remembering the time he tried to get into streaming Path of Exile with a high level account and was immediately caught out by actual players as having bought a boosted account and no clue what he was actually doing
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Will never pass up an opportunity to repost leon’s dramatization of this
leon @leyawn.bsky.social

(drawing of twitter exchange)
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates •2d
So curious that the richest man in the world doesn't have a favorite shape.
Does he even know any shapes?
shapesthetics @shapesthetics -1h
The triangle is a shape with three sides and three corners, one of the most basic yet beautiful shapes in Euclidean geometry.
Elon Musk @elonmusk •1h
Great shape

Leon is QTing:

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social • 8mo
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i literally do not willingly use AI for anything and it’s annoying how people find that shocking or think i’m lying, lol. it cannot do anything i need to do better than i can do it.
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
the communism understander has logged on
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
come play in houston
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
forgot to shave this morning 😖
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
not a puppygirl but i'd let someone clicker train me
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
good afternoon having a productive monday
"two guys on a bus" meme with the guy who is sad and staring at a wall labeled "at work on monday getting work done" and the guy who is happy looking out at a sunny green valley labeled "doing no work just thinking about t-girl baseball"
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
took the week off work and spent nearly the entire time among people who know and address me as i am now, even got to hear my new name from my mom 🥹 and now i'm back at work wearing my Business Gender and responding to and signing emails with my Government Name and it feels so odd
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Dangerously Fine and Unforgiven @rockthekoopa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i found this and i had to share it with you
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
holy shit the Vikings traded JJ McCarthy to the Giants my Vikings starting 3-0 making smart moves what fucking universe are we in
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🔆🌒 Samwise 🌘🔆 @samwisegamzee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the way this is my biggest legacy but most people don't know it was me who made it
Picture of a coloring page with Eric and Ariel from The Little Mermaid, colored over with markers to make them look goth. Eric says "My top surgery went really well." Ariel says "That's great! My bottom surgery is next week."Eric and Ariel say at the same time "I can't believe we're both goth and trans!" Sebastian the crab is under them and says "I'm a communist!"
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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