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Mark Neitzel

@elmark-neitzel.bsky.social
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Minnesotan by birth, San Franciscan by choice, Portlandian by happenstance. Inquires to MarkNeitzel23@gmail.com

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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 8h
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Utah Mascot Dance and Fist Pump
ALT: Utah Mascot Dance and Fist Pump
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Sukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.''
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was famous criminal and dirtbag president Richard Nixon treated unfairly? We ask famous criminal and dirtbag president Donald Trump for his thoughts.
WSJ headline that reads "More than 50 years after Watergate, the Justice Dept. is reaching back into his- tory to consider whether Richard Nixon was treated unfairly"
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I made it a point to stay off my phone, but I did catch this snippet from the Ohana Festival last Sunday. @pearljam.com show #14!
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eddie Vedder would bring some meaning back to the genre beyond its current swamp of whiskey, pickup trucks and hating cities with brown people in them.
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Dr Kat Day (she/her) 🎃🌓 @chronicleflask.katday.com · 01/10/2026
Another week, another “we’re vaguely familiar with the basic premise of the story while at the same time wilfully missing the entire point” moment
Screenshot:

Is this a 3D model?
@IsThisA3DModel

80% of the children who accepted Wonka's Golden Ticket died

Josh Daws
@JoshDaws 
Rejecting Al is like refusing Wonka's golden ticket.
Anything you want to, do it Wanna change the world?
There's nothing to it
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God could have just let Jesus live another 40ish years to preach and spread the word, then told everyone “follow him to get into Heaven.” The whole crucifixion bit was entirely cruel and superfluous. If that’s God’s plan, it’s not a very good one…
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
So, God sent His only Son, purposely, to be crucified. I don't want to get into matters of faith here, but that is objectively bad parenting.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hegseth: No beardos, weirdos or fatties. Also hegseth: These three will co-lead the military's Project Meridian.
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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 02/10/2026
I'm sorry, folks out there still tell us not to consider these people dumb marks?
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ya Mo Won’t B There www.huffpost.com/entry/live-u...
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Adopted Missouri Man Discovers Biological Dad Is Grammy-Winning '70s Singer
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At no point while reading this sentence did I correctly predict what was coming next.
Twitter screenshot: New: Kyrsten Sinema's ex-boyfriend and former bodyguard said he threw her paintings into her swimming pool in part because he felt disillusioned by her relationship with a major
U.S. Artificial Intelligence software developer amid the war in Gaza
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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WTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cornell University’s TimTok page is brutal There are 40k comments on their page. And MAGA CULT SLAYER just posted this one 🤣
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Tim Waits @ironweed.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pete Hegseth always sounds like he's reading the back of a big tub of shitty protein powder. Just a bunch of Powerful Adjectives jumbled together for Maximum Precision Relentless Force Effect. The powder is the kind that makes your balls shrivel up.
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Phantom Menace is a waaaaaaay better movie if you go into it thinking it's a kid's movie.
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Plant Powered A-ron🌱🌎💙🌊 @plantpowered1971.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm sorry it took me this long to find out about it...
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There are more frat guys accused of rape at Cornell than there are trans athletes competing in the NCAA. Conservatives are always afraid of exactly the wrong thing.
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
49 year-old me is often very thankful that 14 year-old me locked on to Pearl Jam to be his favorite band way back then.
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Rachael @rachaelt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
men, get your friends off of twitter. right now. text them and tell them it’s a cesspool of gendered violence and that they’re contributing to it by staying there
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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EXCLUSIVE: Bari Weiss 'Likely Out' at CBS After Paramount/Warner Bros. Merger as 'Anti-Woke' Editor Blamed for Torpedoing '60 Minutes'
Bari Weiss has been blamed for 60 Minutes' slide in viewership this season after making sweeping changes to the news network.
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Closing Fraternities and Sororities to stop rape on campus is like putting an ice cube on someone's forehead to treat the fever from their septic shock. The Greek Systme isn't the problem nor should it be the focus. The rot is sooooo much deeper than that.
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Rob McCallum @robmccallum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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Comic Book Yeti 🎃 @comicbookyeti.com · 21/09/2026
Just gonna leave this here for…reasons.
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is why I don't just get up and leave. We still have decent people in this country that makes it worth fighting for...
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Honestly, we deserve to have him tear it down. We collectively need to bear the scars of our awful actions and the country we rebuild needs to be honest about everything that came before.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He’d probably be disappointed but he was also a f@&$ing dip&#!t so I don’t much care.
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bonnie Fruitcake.
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!!
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
At some point, probably after the umpteenth Texas power-grid collapse, these idiots are going to realize that California is California for a reason and they need it more than the state needs them...
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I commissioned a sketch from @ryankelly.bsky.social It came quick, beautiful and incredibly reasonably priced. Take advantage while you still can.
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 16/09/2026
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Alex Schumacher @ajschumacherart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A couple more @rosecitycc.bsky.social commissions for a father and daughter enjoying nerdy adventures together. They were both utterly delightful, passionate about their fandoms, and tremendously supportive of artists 🙌🏻
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t think we really understand yet how bad it is going to get between now and Januray 3rd. We’re not ready for what’s coming and what will be necessary…
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it turns out that a monkey cannot in fact do my job, long story short, he got us both fired
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is the first I’ve laughed at loud from something on here in a looooong time.
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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@opb.org and @stonthat.bsky.social have made a documentary about Portland, Oregon's comics scene! YEARS of work went into this, and they did a hell of a job. #pdxcomics. It debuted at @rosecitycc.bsky.social, and now everyone can see it. Go, watch! www.opb.org/article/2026...
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Oregon between panels: How creators built a comics universe in Portland and beyond
Iconic independent publishers like Dark Horse and Oni Press call Oregon their home, but how did Portland become a key player in the rise of the indie comics scene?
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
AI sucks. Pass it on.
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Sexual Chocolate WILL still be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Remmick in sinners
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I outlined the traits I want in the Indian Fever's next guard- someone who isn't a bigot.
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Mark Neitzel @elmark-neitzel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah Ed, this doens't cover your ass the way you think it does...
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#AGoodPlace
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