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Emie ♡

@sinister.work
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Thirties | She/Her | MDNI | Voice Artist | Normal I'm like if a gun talked real pretty.

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 23h
Give a man a fish and he'll fuck it until there's nothing left.
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👻 Crujería 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
my retirement plan is to return myself to the bog
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Shopping spree or crime spree? I guess I’ll decide in the car.
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Help me stepbrother, I'm stuck in a progressive puritan mindset
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
If I saw a werewolf with a chinese menu in it's hand I would probably be like "Hey, is that place any good? I haven't been able to find a good chinese place since the one by my house closed. Don't you hate when that happens haha... anyway would you like to fuck me?" It's called rizz.
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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
I left a piece of my soul inside you *turns on chainsaw* and now I'm going to get it back
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Emie ♡ @sinister.work · 15/10/2026
tied up! at the train tracks
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
trying this new thing where I send my therapist a quick teaser before our upcoming session that week
Stefon from SNL saying: Inside it's just everything: lights, psychos, Furbies, screaming babies in Mozart wigs, sunburned drifters with soap sud beards
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2024
stopped by the old house when I was in town. looks the same, but dad clearly hasn’t been keeping up with the mowing. went to see the dead woman in the well behind the house; she was pretty mad, but ever since I realized she can’t get out she hasn’t been as scary. knew about my kids somehow though
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My ancestry results are 100% that bitch
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tuesday motivation
A sign that says fantasy for adults, we will get through this
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Shrieking: it’s not just for Halloween anymore.
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Panic Restaurant (Permanent Deltarune Brain Edition) @panicrestaurant.northsky.social · 14/08/2025
I type “Goku smoking weed” in enochian into Google. Everything goes black and I reawaken as a trilobite in the early Cambrian period and finally know peace for the first time
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 13/10/2026
god: are ya winning son
demiurge: i don’t know dad i genuinely don’t know
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Emie ♡ @sinister.work · 13/10/2026
her: okay red or double tap. i'll be screaming no but don't stop me: this is the first time we're fucking as a couple. are you sure you want it to be this way? her: what? do you want to make love instead? 🙄 me: i forgot who we were for a second i am obsessed with this girl.
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
took a cube to see how it'll hit
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Your Family And Friends Are Conspiring Against You, Charlie Brown
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 10/10/2026
HOW DARE
A jeopardy question: "pedants argue about whether this verb should be used as a synonym of its 7-letter dictionary neighbor compose."

The answer is comprise, which I was complaining about pedantically in the post to which Ken Jennings made the below reply.
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You wanna go mastubate by the cemetery?
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Emie ♡ @sinister.work · 09/10/2026
greeting my neighbors as i leave my apartment carrying wilted flowers and a very large knife
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Go bog witch or go crone
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
pretty fucked up who Disney will consider a "hero" these days
screen showing "Marvel Television: Zodiac"
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Emie ♡ @sinister.work · 08/10/2026
i was perturbed by the girl not having a tv, but there's yet to be a gap in our conversations that a show could fill. tbh i've never had this before and it's intimidating
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Emie ♡ @sinister.work · 08/10/2026
included one twice by mistake. i don't care enough to correct it
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Emie ♡ @sinister.work · 08/10/2026
still mad the water bottle doesn't exist tbh
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
ME: if a girl school shooter has another girl at gunpoint and asks her if she believes in God does it pass the bechdel test like what's our stance on god and gender here ALISON BECHDEL: You play with the world like a mere kitten whose eyes opened yesterday, in your ignorant violence
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 07/10/2026
going through the self check out line with my single head of lettuce, humming a tune to myself so everybody knows i’m doing something regular
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Emie ♡ @sinister.work · 07/10/2026
happy venus retrograde everybody~
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Emie ♡ @sinister.work · 07/10/2026
might set my phone to light mode just to feel something
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Emie ♡ @sinister.work · 07/10/2026
i'm healing but goddamn that bitch put me through it
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Emie ♡ @sinister.work · 07/10/2026
the most gender-affirming thing sephy ever did was repeatedly violate my consent lmao
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Emie ♡ @sinister.work · 07/10/2026
we've reconciled and her points were extremely valid lol
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Emie ♡ @sinister.work · 07/10/2026
so funny that an ex-hookup made an extremely targeted and hateful audio about me and my first thought listening was "this is actually really hot"
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m shy at first but then gradually go insane
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Emie ♡ @sinister.work · 06/10/2026
presented without comment
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My best way of learning is by error and error
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
O Ruiner Wisconsin, State Census, 1885
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How long into a relationship before you can ask them to be part of the ritual
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nah, you meet them At the ritual.
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Emie ♡ @sinister.work · 04/10/2026
anyway i'm obsessed with her and hope things stay this good
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Emie ♡ @sinister.work · 04/10/2026
been doing a black cat/golden retriever thing lately and i never thought i'd like being with someone this nice before. it's also a slow burn enemies to lovers thing eight years in the making. very cool.
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Emie ♡ @sinister.work · 04/10/2026
my artist statement is just "i am unwell"
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026
one good thing about traveling in a coffin on a rat-infested ghost ship drifting rudderlessly into port after being wiped clean of every last human soul by the plague is no jet lag
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Nancy looking at Sluggo in shock. Sluggo with bandages and blacked eyes saying "where we're going we won't need eyes to see"
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stop using AI to "talk to" people who are dead. Use a ouija board like an adult.
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Scary Trans Ferdinand || How I Became Invisible @emdashreed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is crazy, cos all of this is found at its peak in Philadelphia, the greatest country in the world
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
JUDGE: who is your lawyer ME: it's this haunted thingy I O B J E C T ME: sorry, haunted object F U C K Y O U ME: sorry, cursed object
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