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Steph Langley

@eternity-ae.bsky.social
1.6K followers 2.2K following 4.8K posts

Your friendly neighborhood subversive with a specialization in network security, culinary arts. shitposting since 1986 (non-binary) -it'd be better for me if you don't understand

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 01/10/2026
Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse would fix me
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Aaron D. Proctor @racetoperu.neocities.org · 01/10/2026
On this day in 1982, Bauhaus released their cover of "Ziggy Stardust"... youtu.be/rhJZrRV5YKo?...
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Bauhaus - Ziggy Stardust HD
YouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Making beans.
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The delivery driver made it all the way to my driveway before realizing he left the food in the parking lot of the restaurant. He wasn't even high or anything. So anyway, that's why I'm just sitting here hungry. I don't think he's coming back. What the fuck is going on right now.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you sing “wookin’ pa’ nub” but they don’t get it
Sad Eddie Murphy
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If this song and the Elf still have you in an infectious hold, stream InfoWars: Theme Songs Vol. 1. Spotify: bit.ly/4yeWXYx Apple Music: apple.co/4he9nds YouTube: bit.ly/4xE5ALb
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did my blood work at 7am and old people need to quit bitching about fucking everything. Ffs.
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Probably safe to assume everything is a psyop for the next month or so.
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't it nice when there's something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheUnredactedEPSTEIN-Files
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎃
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Wasted Early Sunday Morning
Sneaker Pimps · Becoming X · Song · 1996
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stepped in some transcendental shit again.
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Coyote in the backyard
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This
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Mellow
Boris Blenn · Berlin Future Lounge · Song · 2010
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This 4:20 hit extra nice.
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone might buy my bike! I just had to set the price hundreds lower 😅
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Context
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Spent eight hours at the hospital. Buuut I have two new prescriptions so that also sucks.
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just realized with a little work this could be my hairline. Should I go full 80s Bruce Willis?
Bruce Willis's hairline from the "Moonlighting" era
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just listed my road bike for sale. I've been riding it for the last few years and I'm really going to miss it. I have it listed for about a quarter of it's value. I really hope someone buys it. Fuck the current economic situation so sooo fucking hard.
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It has finally happened, I can't tell if this job application is a scam or not. If it is a scam they have done their homework. Fucking Fuck. So do I send them enough personal info to become a fake me or not.
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just got paid fifty dollars to talk for 35 minutes about an app I never used. My bank swallowed it immediately to cover my overdraft, but still.
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Cat Jamming to Stonks Chart Gains
Alt: Cat Jamming to Stonks Chart Gains
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ocean Drive - Tiga's White Linen Vox
FPU, Tiga · Crockett's Theme / Ocean Drive · Song · 2002
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have a six month wait for psychiatric services what could possibly go wrong? 😅🥲
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I made too much coffee and feel obligated to drink it. Its 5pm and I'm on my sixth cup.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 22/09/2026
Susan Collins learned her lesson.
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
tales from the moth
picture of a blue moth-owl hybrid creature set against a backdrop of teal and blue flowers with the words "don't let them hijack your soul" by as above astro
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Raphael De La Ghetto🇺🇲🌊💙 @stoneyyw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FUCK ICE
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Men really shouldn't be in charge of anything important.
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wow that 45 minute meeting could have happened without me. Literally did not pertain to me what so ever. FML
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just found out my father hates me. I think I always knew but now I've actually heard it from his mouth. I genuinely thought I was done being abused but here we are. I'm going to get offline for a while. Be good 😔
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fall has arrived
The temp right now.
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My last few
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/09/2026
Mulder looking at a drawing of big titty Bigfoot
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everyone remember to eat your fiber, you deserve it. 👍🚽🧨
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's almost like they want this AI apocalypse to happen.
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My family doctor really fucked with my head today.
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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HALCYON + ON + ON
Orbital · Orbital 2 · Song · 1993
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 16/09/2026
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j 🌟 @iisjihye.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i need to stop being rudely awkaened by life this week smh
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 16/09/2026
blocking me would be a good start, dumb fuck.
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Need to find a way to mute everything everyone posts about that skip raccoon account. I don't fucking care.
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Man, that cars for kids commercial is fucking terrible.
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dude at the pot shop did the math wrong and if they weren't such dicks to me every time I might've pointed it out before walking away with my free drugs. Remember kids, don't be dicks to people for no reason.
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Nick @nickpowell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The original comic from above, edited so the middle panel is replaced with two panels of the crip walking dog. The man is just as disgusted as before
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ideal woman got that double anus, triple rectum and, of course, a HUGE dorsme.
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Watching my parents forget.
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Steph Langley @eternity-ae.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Seasons Change
Quasimoto, Madlib · Yessir Whatever · Song · 2013
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She Sells Sanctuary - Long Version
The Cult · Love (Expanded Edition) · Song · 2009
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