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the homophobic boy detective

@gaorush.bsky.social
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im aalto - 27 - they/them or it/its - i block freely Not NSFW but no minors, please ❤️ @dinnerburger.bsky.social pfp by @ricecakehomie.bsky.social

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Marsh Nix 💀 Final They @marshnix.bsky.social · 59m
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 39m
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KZXcellent Clips @kzxcellentclips.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
If you miss your shot in Kirby's Dream Course they literally kill you.
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KZXcellent Clips @kzxcellentclips.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Calcu lator... bleugrh
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 1h
Jeff Grubb is talking to the gas pump from Barkley.
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 20h
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 1h
John Carpenter has invented a vape that can store memories (Source: tinyurl.com/4zdnsbyj)
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 1h
made a whole pot of vodka sauce pasta and now I feel sick to my stomach
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 1h
My body hates me because I'll either go multiple days really only eating like a bowl of cereal and nothing else and then some days I go catholic beast mode but without the catholic and just start gnawing on drywall
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TAPE_W0RM @telebluecable.com · 5h
Hey gang. This is rlly out of character for me but I'm in a lot of financial hardship rn. My car is in disrepair rn and it's taking away from my ability to work. Any bit of money sent my way will help me buy groceries n pet food for my dog n cat. I'm really sorry to e-beg but I'm not ok rn.
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h
I could fuck up some vodka sauce right now
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h
save me 15 year old ashens video where he eats a microwave pizza that looks like shit
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Freyja 🌙 @actressagain.bsky.social · 2h
captain ahab when captain amab and captain afab walks in
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h
As much as SHf's combat isn't great (compared to earlier games) I do respect that fighting is almost always a net negative of resources and you never leave a fight with anything more than what you entered with. They can go to hell with those fat enemies that snag ur legs in the small alleys tho
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h
Only game in the world that was patched to include a Cuck Tulpa
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h
In reiwa era America they filled rei's mouth with centipedes because her autism detected a ghost
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h
in Showa Era Japan if you didn't leave steel pipes for anyone to grab the Yokai would break into your home and smash all your bones with hammers (made from steel pipes)
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
1960s Japan has SO many steel pipes like you wouldn't believe
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
WHAT DO U MEAN THIS GAME HAS WALL BOUNCES I JUST WHIFFED AN ENEMY AND HIT THE PIPE ON THE WALL LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
Inari God better be enjoying all the bars of chocolate and Ramune its getting for free
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
Some of the enemies in this game feel like they don't have counter timings at all I feel insane here trying to get counters off the doll enemies covered in flowers
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
Oh Dear
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
Am I crazy or does Sanity seem to not do the thing it said it does in the tutorial (blocking damage from grabs)
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
The Wasabi Fields are ripe with meat and pustules
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
I spent a good 3 minutes trying to find this because I thought she called her a dumb bitch and only now am I realizing it says dumb thotticus
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4h
Fox Mask was doing JUSTUS
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4h
a teleport into complete black and a move that attacks everywhere fuckin okay bro
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4h
Didn't even consider that this game would have boss fights for some reason
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4h
I haven't gotten a single perfect dodge this entire game so far idek why it's a mechanic or why they teach it to you on the first enemy but maybe I'm just bad at it bc most enemy attack tells are super unclear
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4h
making mental predictions about this game makes me feel like this
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4h
Dude
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4h
JESUS CHRIST
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RRC | Roland 🏓🪽 @rolandreturns.myatproto.social · 5h
he had that shit on
an image of Robot Detective K, a man dressed in a red suit jacket with white pants, as well as a yellow hat, shoes and gloves. He's standing in front of a car. A green hill is seen behind him.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 5h
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 6h
dude I slept in so bad what the hell
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 19h
[guy who forgot the word for hungry] i'm horny as fuck for food right now
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 19h
the actors they got for John and Hal are insane it's like they were always real
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 19h
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
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MeatMan @meatman.bsky.social · 19h
wtf is kamen rider ryuki about !?
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Marina The Lion ⭐️ (comms open :3) @catbell-comet.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Northernlion's aggro meter skyrocketing the moment he's offered vegan ice cream at an eatery
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