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Princess Pretty Girl

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 4h
owls are so special because they have beautiful eyes just like the girl reading this
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 4h
everyone i meet agrees I am the best noticer they have met and sharks that's why im coming to you today to offer you the opportunity to get on the ground floor of my services in noticing in a post apocalyptic hunter/gatherer society
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 4h
owls are so special because they have beautiful eyes just like the girl reading this
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 4h
wake up think about environment cry eat donut manifest downfall of economy
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 16h
I should smile more? Well maybe if society gave lollipops at the end of everything maybe then I would smile more
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
A Portrait of a System Breaking Down
A collage of symbols of money. hope. death. fire.
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 19h
Just invented a way to make horses drinks but in the process of creation I have lost my ability to lead them to water
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Done and framed :)
A collage of various images from american magazines from the 40s to the 70s
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 18h
That little boy fishing on the moon in the opening of dreamwork's movies drifted over Russian airspace and was shot down 3 minutes later. The Kremlin will not be issuing an apology citing the studio's previous work with Woody Allen. The world is more confused than shocked. Moon boy was 12 years old.
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Poster text:
Capitalism is a spectrum.
OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE RICHER THAN THEY APPEAR.
Do you feel tired, sad, lost the will to live? Do you also feel as though life is passing you by as you barely can stay alive?
HYOUJIN
GOOD NEWS!
You're not alone in fact that's totally normal according to most economists.
Just remember you may not feel rich, but you are being enriched everyday by a small amount of real heroes bravely exploiting billions of people.
Of course if you really believed in capitalism you'd be dead by now.
CAPITALISM WILL ALWAYS MAKE YOU FEEL RICHER
BE KIND
KNOW YOUR PRAEE:
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
I hate blessings in disguise I'm not scooby fucking doo I don't know how to do this it's terrifying
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 19h
Just invented a way to make horses drinks but in the process of creation I have lost my ability to lead them to water
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
non-binary big dicked cam model known as penis enby
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Oh so I get it when farmers show off their harvest they get praised for being "hard working" "doing essential work" and "inspiring" but when I do the same thing by walking around the mall with a facial I get "slut" "miss this is a public place have some decency" and "slime girl". Doesn't seem fair.
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Sitting in a dark room, pants around my ankles, a gun in one hand, a beer in the other, a laptop in front of me has 78 tabs of porn and one tab opened to a list of john steinbeck quotes, I shoot the gun into the air whenever I read a good one but i don't smile i'm a scholar
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
My favorite part of the shining is at the end when they are all sitting down in the booth at McDonalds and Jack says "Family I McLove you" and Wendy goes "Ba da ba ba ba" and then Danny turns to the camera and says "I guess I have a bright shining future ahead of me" and winks.
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
ON OCTOBER 13TH BLUESKY IS CHANGING THEIR PRIVACY POLICY. I DO NOT GIVE BLUESKY PERMISSION TO USE MY LIKENESS OR PHOTOS, OR INFORMATION BOTH PAST AND FUTURE TO CREATE A VIRTUAL REALITY CREATED TO DISTRACT ME AS THEY HARVEST THE ENERGY FROM MY BODY. IF YOU DO NOT SHARE THIS THEN BLUESKY WILL USE YOU
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
a bottle of tranny honey a transmission leak stopper on a white background with an image of bart milhouse and nelson leaving a viewing of the naked lunch and nelson says "i can think of at least two things wrong with that title" from the simpsons 
it's a pretty lazy meme but i'm a pretty lady
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
oh yeah… the spores yes… that's why i'm making out with poison ivy and letting her touch me however she wants i must be out of my gourd on her pheromones… i would never want a scary lady to use me haha yeah
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Daniel Craig is like if my ex boyfriend Harrison Ford and my other ex boyfriend Sean Connery had a baby and lord knows I watched them try and try and try
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All I'm saying is I would let Daniel Craig do things to me, like absolutely wreck me I wouldn't even need to have the ability to walk after. It would be nice but i know you can't make an omelette without breaking some legs or whatever
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Coffee Mug that says: God I wish I was torturing Daniel Craig's balls this morning then licking his sweaty hairy chest but british people aren't allowed within 50 feet of me per the orders of The Security Council's 2009 Resolution to ban me from recreating James Bond scenes as a transgender woman.
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I recently craved cheesecurds and the next day i'm at the store with my bf and he walks to cheese aisle and points at a bag of naked cold cheese curds and say here you go? Bitch how dare you I want them fried hot and oozing then he had the audacity to claim I had to clarify which cheesecurds I wante
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
everytime i've gotten something wrong it was intentional and for attention
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The talented Mrs Ripley but it's just signourey weaver modeling tank tops for 2 hours
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Youth pastor? It sure did why it felt like just yesterday she was 25
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i'm pretty sure matching watches in the pinnacle of dripped out and being in love
a pair of cheap blind box watches that are sanrio cowboy characters. the one on the top is a brown pom pom purrin one for my bf and the one on the bottom is a pink my melody watch. both characters have cowboy hats on
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I recently craved cheesecurds and the next day i'm at the store with my bf and he walks to cheese aisle and points at a bag of naked cold cheese curds and say here you go? Bitch how dare you I want them fried hot and oozing then he had the audacity to claim I had to clarify which cheesecurds I wante
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a perverted woman who spoils me would fix me
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Possibly my smartest idea
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you had told me when I was a child that I would be struggling with hard things as adult I would assume it would be my campaign for senate or the marketing campaign I created has hit a snag in European markets I would not have thought the hard things in my adult life would like eating and cleaning
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The basement is not real and nothing would live down there if it were real and if it were real it would only need to be real when I hypothetically do laundry but this is all just theoretical right now but i'm doing some big studies at the top of the stairs right now
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm sorry but as far as i'm concerned the only qualification to be a MILF in book is being a hot woman sue me i dare you take my empire of ash
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Having a boyfriend and a girlfriend just so I can know what Mommy and Daddy's love feels like
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a perverted woman who spoils me would fix me
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I think that episode of spongebob where he and patrick take care of sandy's pets and befriend a caterpillar named wormy that overnight turns into a butterfly that they believe ate wormy and they spread hysteria that the butterfly is coming for everyone that's what being trans feels like rn i'm wormy
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
You're thinking of this place all wrong. As if I had the clout back in a safe. The clout's not here. Your clout's in Joe's account ...right next to yours. And in the Kennedy account, and Mrs. Macklin's account , and a hundred others. Why, you're lending them the clout to build.
it's a wonderful life bankrun scene
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think if you had told me kink can involve spreadsheets and multiple pages of documents I would have been much more proactive in pursuing it and I'm sure by now I would have completed the Pleasure Matrix
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
golf should be a kink space
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think if you had told me kink can involve spreadsheets and multiple pages of documents I would have been much more proactive in pursuing it and I'm sure by now I would have completed the Pleasure Matrix
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey just a friendly reminder that every time you see a pedestrian at an intersection (any intersection even if it's unmarked) you have to stop for them otherwise it just kinda seems like you want to hit people with your car and that's something an asshole would do. Are you an asshole?
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah I like lesbian sex if by lesbian sex you mean I'm a girl obsessed with Richard Nixon, but in the correct way like how one can respect the destructive forces of nature. I also like kissing girls even if they make me shy. I just sometimes pretend I'm sending them off to burgle a hotel for me.
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah I like lesbian sex if by lesbian sex you mean I'm a girl obsessed with Richard Nixon, but in the correct way like how one can respect the destructive forces of nature. I also like kissing girls even if they make me shy. I just sometimes pretend I'm sending them off to burgle a hotel for me.
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pronouncing futch like dutch
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Buccee's satanic furry mascot doesn't believe in jesus or truckers and you still think you are safe being without my protective mercury vitamins that make your cock huge okay liberal have fun charging your electric car by having gay sex I'll be out in the shed being an alpha on my inhalants podcast
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
nothing feels better than boyfriend buying things it's like wow economy is happening just for me
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
everytime i eat a steak for breakfast i feel so connected with the feudal lords of yesteryear i wish i could be on the hunt rn :(
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sometimes i feel like i could have an easier time exploring my attraction to women if i had someone to hold my hand through it a proverbial big sister if you will
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Just had lunch with Baron Harkonnen, a lovely guy just great, had a great ceasar salad, but it was a bad lunch, horrible actually, because of this freak Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen only important people know him, like me, but he's awful anyway spice is dumb. space travel used to be about killing dogs.
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sometimes i feel like i could have an easier time exploring my attraction to women if i had someone to hold my hand through it a proverbial big sister if you will
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