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@roydrage12.bsky.social
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I was once conceived on a waterbed. 2nd grade spelling bee champion. Even less interesting in real life. Head trauma enthusiast. Sports official. Occasional sound guy.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 3h
how are Rage Against the Machine still managing to shock people with their politics that band is 35 years old. are people shocked that woody guthrie was a leftist too? going on god’s own internet all ‘you’ll never believe what i just learned about karl marx’?
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19h
Liberty Biberty
Dir. Geral da Policia Civil de Goias
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 6h
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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EL BARTO ANTI-WORK @elbarto.bsky.social · 8h
Tweet by 
Michael Tracey @mtracey 1d

DEAR TROLLS: Please stop calling up my dad and leaving graphic voicemails threatening to castrate him, enough already

Quoted tweeted by:
Vulgar Materialist@AndroidNeera

dril tweet:


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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 28/09/2026
it remains very funny to us that the local broadcast partners for the kraken are KING and KONG like cmon be fr
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 22h
This Golden State Valkyries game balances overt homosexuality and wholesome family fun in a way that I had only previously experienced at a Village People concert. It’s like a lesbian megachurch.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 23h
that's labor solidarity, you should hate your boss no matter what
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone’s acting like they wish they were dead. Some Philly sports team must be playing.
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erin alyce @herooine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
idc i hope deshaun watson's balls get ripped off too.
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The existence of Matthew Golden and the existence of Golden Tate means that there’s a chance of Golden Golden someday
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
episode 089
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/04/2026
this recession has gone TOO FAR
McDonalds sign reading we are currently out of boy toys sorry for the inconvenience McDonalds drinks sign reading sorry out of cock
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know how NFL referees like to do a call in the local language? Since they're in the UK today, they should do a call like "Snogging the wobbly bumper, offense #72, 10 yard penalty, repeat 2nd down"
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tweet from @HelloCullen

Me, off my meds, pitching a cartoon movie: OK, so, you know how most toasters are cowards?
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*flirting* You're the most beautiful person I've ever laid eyes on in the Statcast era
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Star Trek: Voyager (1995) Season 2, Episode 7: Parturition Aired: 10/9/1995, UPN 00:10:06.399
Caption: ( chuckling nervously )

Star Trek: Voyager (1995)
Season 2, Episode 7: Parturition
00:10:06.399

Aired: 10/9/1995, UPN
Studio: Paramount Network Television
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Starfleet Design 🖍🖖 @starfleetdesign.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Mind if I do a J?”
The Dude from 'The Big Lebowski' making himself comfortable on Picard's ready room sofa.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
me, inventing time machine so i can eat a lunchable in front of my great great great great great grandfather : lmao get rekt loser
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 04/10/2026
I bought a really expensive laxative from the pharmacy. It gave me a good run for my money.
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
did the padres reach their ceiling? my column
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Booort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'd be super comfortable if I'd done a bunch of horrendous and/or illegal on behalf of my boss who now sounds like Horse_ebooks
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's not Austin Wheels that's for sure
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Getting revenge for Marbury v. Madison I see
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kelsey Plum holding up the tiniest MVP trophy ever after a WNBA All-Star game
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like the original Luddites, I’m just upset about concerning new innovations in the weaving industry
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well that just might do it
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just saw this ad during the Iowa/Ohio State game. Icky.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DOOOOIIIIINK
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sitting in the vatican, full outfit, bottle of malort, yelling about the natives about their trash pizza
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well that's not ideal
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You start off using AI as a fun little thing to see how your dogs would look in a tuxedo and then you poison your own brain so much that you’re telling THE POPE to shut the fuck up
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Tim @timzhu.io · 03/10/2026
You're basically Napoleon if you can make entire organization(s) get on the same database
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Ben Clemens @benclemens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Randal Grichuk and Tommy Pham are batting second and fifth in a playoff game, in 2026. Cardinals scouts from a decade ago are pumping their fists vigorously
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
man and woman in enormous yellow foam cowboy hatsNorm MacDonald on SNL in an enormous yellow foam cowboy hatHomer Simpson in an enormous orange cowboy hat with a camera at the Kwik E Mart
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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Noon games haven’t even kicked off yet and Ohio State already has the most impressive win of the week.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight
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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/10/2026
that this is over the daylight savings bill of all things is ten times funnier
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 13/09/2025
"Festive Autumn Gendered Buttwipes" in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
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MagnetCarta @magnetcarta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I thought the Cubs fired David Ross years ago
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Basil May @basilmai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The thing is if they only go by her on court performance she should be out of a job. If they keep her it's bc they want the attention and specific crowd she brings #wnba
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The first move for Skydance after the merger announcement: fire the studio executives who brought in One Battle After Another and Sinners.
hollywoodreporter.com
Michael De Luca, Pamela Abdy Out at Warner Bros.
The news comes as Paramount Skydance is readying to finalize its deal for the legacy studio.
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 03/10/2026
Sorry I am still grappling with the fact that the dog was also onstage at Life Surge
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
"I should get to sit down when I work but you shouldn't" is a great high level summary of labor disputes
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