Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 44mStop calling them law enforcement if they're not going to enforce the law 052
Reposted by BortThe Onion @theonion.com · 1hUnsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator theonion.com/unsupportive-parents-e… 686678
Reposted by Bortjay marie, unidentified feral creature 🏳️⚧️ abolish ice @jmawork.bsky.social · 16h 0227
Reposted by BortBen McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 15hA Texas GOP State Rep is retweeting Team Talarico 13590110
Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 15hLA people all appear to believe themselves impervious to the condition of getting hit by a fucking car 110
Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 16hWell fuck I was going to Trejo's Tacos this weekend, oh well 070
Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 20hIf you regularly post on LinkedIn I think you should be imprisoned physically 1132
Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ever notice how all new "technologies" are mainly just slavery repackaged 140
Reposted by BortGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 01/10/2026a thing anyone can do is look up jury nullification 6802219
Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comSam Rockwell's Playful WinkAlt: Sam Rockwell's Playful Wink 000
Reposted by Bortmcc @dryad.technology · 01/10/2026I would like to strongly urge anyone reading this to block the account linked by Amy. If possible, do so without reading his posts. If you don't already know why I'm recommending you block this person, finding out will not make you happy. Just block him before someone dunk-quotes him into your feed. 39133
Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Because he's created so many new opportunities that require peace? 110
Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He's my current governor and absolutely the fuck not 070
Reposted by BortSpooky Rin Stedecore 👻🎃 🔪 @stedeco.re · 01/10/2026This would be disqualifying even if Newsom wasn't a piece of shit. You get an endorsement from Goebbels, you're done. 614135
Reposted by BortMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We live in such an incredibly stupid era 571773188
Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The digital media budget is significant and contains the phrase "Common Sense" I truly hope someone is robbing this campaign blind 010
Reposted by BortRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the problem with trying to imitate the opening speech from Patton is that you're actually trying to ape George C. Scott. And I don't care who you are, you will never sound tougher or more manly than George C. Scott. It's a fool's errand. 731407114
Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well one of those doesn't really drink so you're not going there 130
Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I have no interest in murder I do have an interest in him being sued so thoroughly that even his piss is garnished 1110
Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I knew a guy who bought 2 of these when they came out: One to drive and one to store to sell later One of the worst people I've ever met and that's saying something 020
Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Feels like they need to pay special attention to the marketing here 020
Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They're not going to use his water His electricity rate will be kept low His kid's teachers will be paid for It's not going in his neighborhood 0102
Reposted by BortTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/09/2026would genuinely love this a lot 0402
Reposted by BortMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.” 44767151838
Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I've previously spent time around 2 frats (my brother's and one that wanted me to join) and came away with the same feelings: These dudes were dorks and felt they were owed something by simply belonging Some of the guys were alright but I could see almost none of them standing up to the group 1101
Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Work beat my ass so bad I had to listen to Jimmy Buffett on the way home 040
Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Universities cover it up because it's easier Fraternities cover it up so they can continue 051
Reposted by BortKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026[Survivor] JEFF: eat this cow's tongue ME: *eats it* JEFF: and these live slugs ME: *eats them* JEFF: and this coleslaw ME: *snuffs out my own torch* 1337
Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He looks like a Sith Lord they didn't quite finish cloning 071
Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I was ostracized from a friend group in college because I called out a guy who preyed upon intoxicated women It's everywhere and it's constant 180
Reposted by BortEriko Christy @erikochristy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what a strange coincidence that every woman has friends who have been sexually assaulted (and quite possibly has been herself) and no man seems to be friends with any rapists! 201132221
