Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolChristmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 6hJourney Back To A Craft Sale (1965): A real husband sells his beard to buy a gold for his wife, but little does he know, she's sold her gold to buy him a beard. 032
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolEvery Noun, Pumpkin Spiced @pumpkinspicenoun.bsky.social · 6hPumpkin Spice Messiah 251
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolEvery Noun, Pumpkin Spiced @pumpkinspicenoun.bsky.social · 7hPumpkin Spice Functional Illiterate 031
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy Fooldepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 8h 292728661
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolChristmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 8hMeet The Serial Killers (2005): Upon her untimely death, a starving interior designer becomes a Solstice angel, and is assigned to haunt a businessman. But will she accidentally take over for him? 011
St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 8hME: Oh yeah? Well if you’re so tough, let’s see you try to roundhouse kick me off the top of this building! MY STUNT DOUBLE: I really wish you’d stop doing that ME: Hey what’s even the point of having a stunt double if I can’t go around antagonizing mob bosses? 120
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolThe Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 10hWell, it is Christmas time, Mario. 011
St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 10hFollowing a random sentence wth “That’s what she said,” but only if it makes absolutely zero sense as an innuendo “Please check in at the customer service desk if you need your parking validated.” “That’s what she said!” “……” 1100
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Steve Miller: Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Me: seriously? Steve: Some call me the gangster of love Me: I call bs Steve: some people call me Maurice Me: ok that one sounds believable 1129464
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Aristippus gestures dolefully to Diogenes. “Ah, Diogenes. If you would but learn to flatter the king, you would not need to eat bread and lentils!” Diogenes, quick with the retort, replies “Ah, Aristippus. If you would but learn to eat bread and lentils, you would not need to flatter the king!” 2225
St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026:taps sign: :no I just thought it would be a good moment for us to look at this sign: 2152
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolEvery Noun, Pumpkin Spiced @pumpkinspicenoun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Pumpkin Spice Central Time 032
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolEvery Noun, Pumpkin Spiced @pumpkinspicenoun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Pumpkin Spice Subconscious Mind 031
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolChristmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Mayor, Jr. (1974): Grumpy Cat must destroy the biggest threat to Christmas yet: A piano. 021
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy Foolphil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery 395546662
St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Everything I hear about the latest AI models is giving me a serious case of FONMO 030
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolThe Phantom Tollbooth Quotes @phantomtollbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"We're looking for a place to spend the night." "It's not yours to spend," the bird shrieked again, and followed it with the same horrible laugh. "That doesn't make any sense, you see—" he started to explain. "Dollars or cents, it's still not yours to spend," the bird replied haughtily. 0102
St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I simply don’t trust people to develop Super Intelligence when they haven’t even got the regular kind. 313732
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolThese Might Be Lyrics @tmbgbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026today Elephants are coming through your house today 021
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026DRIVE THRU: may i take your order ERIC SCHMITT: yeah i’ll have a cheesy gordita and nachos bell grande DRIVE THRU: sir this is a wendy’s 614022
St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Political Commentary Bot Is Undefeated, cont’d. 130
St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The dictionary definition of Comedy is when this happens to somebody else! 152
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolSammi @clairyjoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026She’s starting to move around and jump on things normally while wearing it 😍 042
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE 18594149
St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I just found out I am apparently in a starter pack named “A Break From The Madness, Sponsored By Madness” and I feel very seen right now 🥰 1142
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolSt. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 22/08/2026SCROOGE: You there, boy! What day is it? BOY: Today? Why, it’s August 22! SCROOGE: But then why the— GHOST: I am the Spirit of Christmas Retail 412223
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolThe Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Smash 'em, bust 'em, break 'em! That's what I wanna see! Broken toys! I hate Christmas! I hate gifts! I hate giving! Christmas... Bah humkoop! 021
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy Foolleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026lowly worm putting a sticker on his apple car "i bought this before mr frumble went crazy" 194350
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy Foolmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4990431665
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolEvery Noun, Pumpkin Spiced @pumpkinspicenoun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Pumpkin Spice Luddite 083
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolEvery Noun, Pumpkin Spiced @pumpkinspicenoun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Pumpkin Spice Intrinsic Fraud 021
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolEvery Noun, Pumpkin Spiced @pumpkinspicenoun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Pumpkin Spice Accessory Before The Fact 031
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy Fooljoe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple 322905480
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Measuringe the value of educacioun by returne on ynvestment onlye ys lyke measuringe the value of a garden by the weight of the floweres 7414118
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolEvery Noun, Pumpkin Spiced @pumpkinspicenoun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Pumpkin Spice Joan Of Arc 041
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolSt. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 27/05/2026The Englishman Who Walked With Ten Thousand Men Up To The Top Of The Hill And Marched Them Down Again 282
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolSt. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 28/01/2024You might assume that God’s name is the first name to appear in the Bible, but actually Gene’s is. 3194
St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Here’s one that is extremely powerful: “Dude, gross.” 26628
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolBlair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026why are you eating all those french fries [me] you told me to hydrate what [me] car-bo-hydrate its right there in the word 18432
Reposted by St. Simeon the Holy FoolLydia hates AI @revlydiaposselt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Haaaaaaaaa this might be me 0101
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I asked my cat’s advice on AI models, but I just got clawed. 1133
St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Looks like some of you woke up this morning and chose Texas 151