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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy

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Could go for some tacos, and a nap

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Nick Allison @nickallison80.bsky.social · 8h
Walked a mile home after the Astros lost, thinking about dead raccoons, aging dynasties, cosmic entropy, a lucky Dusty Baker T-shirt, and whether it's silly for a 46-year-old to still have a favorite ballplayer. Wrote some of it down. #HoustonAstros #Astros #Baseball @raford3.bsky.social
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Good Years to Be Sentimental About
On Empty Seats, Closing Windows, and Another Astros Postseason Exit
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 10h
You could listen to new music ORRR you could listen to the 3+3 album by The Isley Brothers
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 11h
Priest Chris Brain
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 12h
$100+ College Football Tickets! $224: Ohio St @ Iowa $152: Wyoming @ North Dakota St $140: Utah St @ Boise St $135: Pitt @ Va Tech $135: Alabama @ Miss St $132: Notre Dame @ No. Carolina $100: Penn St @ Northwestern
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A YouTuber I follow named MrCryptid posts these long uninteresting videos of "cryptid hunting" aka hiking in the woods, heavy breathing with no narration for 30-60 min a pop. But in his latest video he fires a shotgun at a shape darting out a bush, and when he found the body, it was a Christmas elf.
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No reason he can’t come to work with me and get pets and scritches all day
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[The Houston Astros have announced they have released 1B Christian Walker on account of being A Bitch after Game 1]
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have the Astros released Christian Walker yet? I’d rather have a Yuli Gurriel Fathead over there. Wouldn’t strike out as much.
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The fact that the Astros getting swept out of the playoffs again isn’t anywhere on ESPN’s front page is exactly what this organization deserves
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s crazy that they’re just suspending the rest of the postseason and there will be no baseball after the latest Astros quick exit
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every day that passes is another day closer to Krystal and/or White Castle coming to Texas
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
JonAtTheBar vibes #Astros
JonAtTheBar:, 5:55pm on 5 April, 2021: Let’s go Mets baby love da MetsJonAtTheBar, 9:01pm on April 5, 2021: fuck this god damn team holy shit
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can’t even wrap my head around “Nine straight postseason home losses”
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ORLANDO PALMEIRO WAS SAFE DAMMIT
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Of course the White Sox got Dave Portnoy to pitch the 8th
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You dozy twats
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[Christian Walker up on the dugout steps shushing all the Astros fans cheering Altuve’s homer]
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⚾️ Sax 🧟‍♀️ @codeveronicaxhd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Colin Farrell In Bruges meme where he's pointing a gun at his head and another man is behind him also pointing the gun at Farrell's head

The text "Astros fans" has been added over Farrell's face.

The man behind him has the text "Astros" added over his face.
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
JonAtTheBar vibes #Astros
JonAtTheBar:, 5:55pm on 5 April, 2021: Let’s go Mets baby love da MetsJonAtTheBar, 9:01pm on April 5, 2021: fuck this god damn team holy shit
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Make sure you cheer loud if the Astros ever get out of this inning so that Christian Walker doesn’t get butthurt and whine to reporters
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[Gets home] [Turns on Astros game] [Turns off Astros game]
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Flattus Maximus @connormp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Since winning the 2022 World Series the Astros are 1-8 at home in the postseason, with eight straight losses dating back to 2023 ALDS G1 when they beat the Twins 6-4. They’ve been outscored 23-51 in those nine home playoff games
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I read the ESPN article about the Astros getting booed at home and how Christian Walker thinks that’s unfair and I would like to point out that the boos were mostly (probably) for Crane and Espada. Also don’t suck, Christian Walker. I bet the Boos go away.
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If the Astros lose today I’m playing “Easy Lover” by Philip Bailey and Phil Collins loud and on repeat all day tomorrow
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mekhi Phifer eyes closed smoking a cigarette
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Impressed at his lack of immediate reaction
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I used to get mad at the Astros getting the afternoon time slots in the playoffs. Not this year. They should have played this game at 8am. And not on TV.
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well Go Habs
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sure hit the guy hitting .195
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
More like AJ BLUEBALLS haha no one has ever made that joke before
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Blade Runner Roy Batty
ALT: Blade Runner Roy Batty
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Over/Under on Yordan Intentional Walks today is 4.5
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two weeks ago my voter registration in Texas was unavailable. Today it was active. Check and make sure you’re good to go!
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I was Jhoan Duran and I caught that comebacker I would calmly walk over to the dugout, untie my cleats, drape them over the fence, and walk out of the ballpark never to return
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cool I’m re-doing “Height.” 5’8” is the new 6’ so I’m now 6’3”.
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man looks like Methed-Out Jeremy Renner
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 29/09/2026
Artwork by @topsypaints.bsky.social in solidarity with Wilber Rafael Garces Perez and everyone targeted by ICE. Damn the mercenaries. All ICE agents are kidnappers, torturers, and aspiring murderers. crimethinc.com/mercenaries
A painting by the graffiti artist Topsy reading "COWARD ICE" and showing ICE agents shooting a door dash delivery driver.
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jim Crane still has time to do the right thing* if he has the courage *Sign Justin Verlander for the next month
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why the Astros can win the World Series: 1. It’s the playoffs. You never know. 2. Yordan 3. October Altuve Why the Astros can’t: 1. They ain’t won shit since I quit drinking
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three texts in two minutes
Three fundraising texts in two minutes
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gonna lose my shit tomorrow if I see Joe Crede, Scott Podsednik, AJ Pierzynski, or Mark Buehrle
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Was just looking up the number of starting pitchers the Astros used this season and apparently I started the July 6 game at Washington?
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just like they drew it up in March
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s [squints] good uh good advice? I guess?
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Astros 54.8% White Sox 45.2% www.fangraphs.com/standings/pl...
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2026 MLB Playoff Odds - Division - FG | FanGraphs Baseball
MLB Playoff Odds and World Series projections based on FanGraphs projections
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Millions of people near me are going to vote for Ken Paxton. I understand that. But you have to be a special kind of Morally Bankrupt to have a Ken Paxton yard sign
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John Royal @johnroyal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was at Justin Verlander’s first MLB win. He was one of my favorite players even before he was an Astro. What a career. johnroyal.substack.com/p/justin-ver...
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Justin Verlander May Now Be Retired, But He’ll Always Be One Of My Favorite Players
or, Thanks for the Memories
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He lost the people at the front of the stage after his colostomy bag got too full and exploded on them
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