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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 10h

Having this happen immediately after gutting one of the best broadcast booths in the sport is so embarrassing.

Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 10h

You can understand Rodgers' frustration. If the lizard people hadn't dosed him with fluoride water prior to the game, he wouldn't be playing this poorly.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 10h

I never doubted Chafie Fields of THE•TEAM for a minute

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 11h

Braves lineup is just so much better than Philliy's unfortunately. Albies is batting 8th for Atlanta and he'd probably be the cleanup hitter if he was on Philly.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 13h

This creature was not built to withstand the scrutiny of being shown 5 times a day to viewers during a sport's playoff season

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What's cool about Eddie Gaedel, the shortest player to ever appear in a Major League Baseball game, is that he wore number

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 16h

I don't believe it's possible to create a world that's as safe as it could possibly be for women that doesn't also include eliminating fraternities.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 18h

It's funny how I wasn't stressed about the Phillies losing yesterday because I assumed they'd get eliminated, but now that I know they could actually advance I'm very stressed about them.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm gonna have to reconsider my disbelief in Catholicism if we wind up with a White Sox-Padres world series

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Even with all the stoppages, Wings-Valkyries has been EXCELLENT

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's like I always say, NO ONE beats the Phillies twice in a row in the wild card round in 2026 😤

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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If Netflix really wanted its own Heated Rivalry, it would be making a lesbian romance about two WNBA players.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 30/09/2026

I cannot wait to escape into the warm embrace of NBA League Pass Premium where all ads are replaced by kiss cams and trampoline dunks. I need freedom from the grim, sandblasted visage of Jon Hamm

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Astros going with a bullpen game to open the series

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steve @stevefelix.com · 29/09/2026

This still works for baseball but requires a credit card now

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It'd be funny if Astros fans treated Daikin Park like the Sears Tower and never stopped referring to it as "Enron Field"

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The story of the Phillies in the postseason during my life has been great starting pitching spoiled by an anemic offense and a catastrophic bullpen.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If Woke 1 was even 1% as all-encompassing as people act like it was, I promise the Tomahawk Chop would not still exist

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Liberty Biberty is the Pat McAfee of insurance mascots

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

MLB putting ads on helmets during playoff games is so damn lame and tacky

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What's cool about Eddie Gaedel, the shortest player to ever appear in a Major League Baseball game, is that he wore number

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is an embarrassing performance by the Eagles but I'm processing it as a necessary sacrifice in order for the Phillies to have a chance this week.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I got two words for you: Case Keenum and Andy Dalton, must-see TV.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The fact that he's doing this after having that giant screaming red flag of a postseason is so insane to me. Just take the money, man.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm elated that I managed to win my prize 12-team fantasy baseball league. I was down 3-7 coming into the day, got an incredible spot start by Max Scherzer - who I added because rule of cool - and voi la! It just goes to show that a pitcher-heavy strategy really can pay off.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Max Scherzer is like if Clayton Kershaw was cool

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Every QB who loses to these Browns is on my permanent fraud list. Bryce Young, Baker Mayfield: you ain't it.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's very funny that the Phillies are still gonna make the playoffs after the hell week they've been having.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

ABC's WNBA presentation is so ugly. A completely superfluous bottom line, multiple gigantic ads, multiple logos for both ABC and ESPN, clunky looking scoreboard. Blegh.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I've gradually gotten used to the name "Washington Commanders" but they really need to get a better logo. It has "Twitter rebrand" vibes, it looks amateurish next to every other logo.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

JJ Abrams is like the Trump of Star Wars in that he wasn't in charge of it for very long but they're going to have to spend the rest of my life reconciling with the mess that he made with it.

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/09/2026

particular attention must be paid to the completely avoidable PR own goal of disney calling the numbered movies "the skywalker saga," when no one ever said that before, thus forcing them to have some contrived reason to call the main character skywalker purely for brand management reasons

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don't think any character in recent memory was completely mangled the way that Rey from Star Wars was. Like her character development was so embarrassingly bad in ROS that I genuinely never want to see her in a movie again. Jar Jar Binks is more salvageable to me than her.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nothing Star Wars-related could possibly interest me less than something that expects me to mentally retain the lore of Rise of Skywalker

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The masculine urge to trade for Buddy Hield and just as quickly trade him somewhere else

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think lists and rankings are interesting when they're just from one person, because you get to appraise their personal, subjective tastes. But whenever someone or an outlet does an ULTIMATE RANKING OF ART, I have no interest in it because art is not supposed to be universal.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wow, I can't believe the New York Times named Hamtaro the greatest show of the 21st century, completely snubbing Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon

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Brandon Sawyer @brandonsawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Beauty still exists if we but choose to look.

Player info for current New Orleans Saints cornerback Kool-Aid McKinstry.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Randomly remembered that there was a player in the NFL named Ha Ha Clinton-Dix. We used to have it all.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Conservatives aren't wrong that there are insufferable, overly-confrontational scold people on the left, but they don't understand that people on the left overwhelmingly can't stand those types of leftists either.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you told someone coming into the year that Nolan Arenado would hit 3x as many home runs this season as Vlad Guerrero Jr. - and that Guerrero would play over 140 games - they'd have looked at you like a total madman. And yet...

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Taylor Lorenz is in the pre-current Bari Weiss chrysalis stage where whatever the next stage of her career will be, there's a 100% chance it'll be as an absolute menace to society.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I love that if you only saw the image of Herro on the left, you'd think it's gotta be a parody - like that's gotta be an exaggeration of TJ Ford's fit. And yet if anything Herro's shorts aren't long enough.

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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It still makes me really happy that Richard Karn decided to tell everyone he wasn't going to do NFTs with a smiling picture of himself. What a great way to do anything.

"I've thought long and hard about NFT's and I've decided it's not something I need to do." — Richard Karn, smiling

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