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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 3h

When you’re processing black walnuts your ex-girlfriend is going to ask you to wear gloves because it makes your hands look gross. Guess what, your hands are already gross, don’t listen to her.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Mexico is the Penn State football of CONCACAF and it’s cool and fun to watch both happen at the same time.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I personally cannot believe a Rafa Marquez coached team could lose their cool like this, very unexpected wow

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

HOW DO YOU SAY TWO TO ZERO IN SPANISH? #USMNT

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Real men with the most testosterone lining up behind the bloated pig faced geriatric adjudicated rapist to vote for the zero rizz piss babies that he can’t even name, everyone is saying it

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Tune into this week’s episode of The Crewcible, a soccer podcast, to hear me righteously shit all over the University of Michigan’s college football program. Neil Sika could not be reached for comment.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Noon games haven’t even kicked off yet and Ohio State already has the most impressive win of the week.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The new MLS stadium that Northwestern is playing at is sick as fuck.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just say no to Kona Ice. 🍧🚫

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The most upsetting moments in Crew fandom post STC is when everyone on the Nordecke Slack is arguing about bylaws and all I want to do is shitpost about Hooper Vint and impeaching Bronte.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Another episode of the Crewcible in the can, recorded here at Supporter Supply: the worldwide headquarters of Columbus Crew podcasting. Neil Sika’s apparel company could never.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Republicans don’t have a policy agenda, they have an enemies list. Conservatism is an ever-receding pocket of ignorance.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

First grade school pictures are in. How do you do, fellow normal smilers?

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Is Vivek Ramaswamy’s hair on purpose? Like when he sees pictures of himself he thinks “ahh yes, the electrocuted pompadour, just as I planned it”?

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Stuck at Nora’s swim practice, so I made the 1995 World Series logo into a 2026 Open Cup logo. You’re welcome, Bronte.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Good morning to Jamal Thiaré only.

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Griddley @giddley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It is a real shame the greatest player of all time has created a culture of insufferable goons. It is unbearable to watch.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every single Messi fan is a doofus spaz cousin at a child birthday party.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Encountering the Messi virgin army leaving the stadium.

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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

2-1 #Crew96 If your child wore a Miami jersey to the match, mock them relentlessly on the way home. Call them a loser. Tell them not to continue the family line because it peaked with you.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAHA GO HOME YOU FUCKING CRYBABY NERDS

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When he retires there will be seven Miami fans. Seven.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My favorite thing to do whenever the Messi Circus of Virgin Fanbois is in town is to ask them what part of Miami they’re from. (They’re all from Pittsburgh.)

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So many kids in Miami jerseys walking with their parents who are wearing Crew shit. Have they no decency?

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Steven has a not healthy relationship with his primary toy. I’m trying to train him away from the toy. It’s not going well.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wow, had no idea Yo-Yo Ma was dead to me until today.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Austin, TX remains the most fraudulent sports city in America.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

FUCK ILLINOIS, ALL MY HOMIES HATE ILLINOIS

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

HOT TAKE: Jeremiah Smith will one day play in the NFL. They call me the prognosticator.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Official jersey providers of the Columbus Squirrels, btw. 🏉🐿️ @supportersupply.co

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Columbus Squirrels are fucking MURDERING Grand Rapids in women’s rugby right now at Rhodes Park. A bad day for the enemies of Cowtown.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy Friday from my ex-girlfriend’s daughter, who is currently harshing the shit out of my mellow.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They call me the number one podcast episode description writer.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Did that thing again where I bought a cheap jacket on eBay and turned it into a 1 of 1 #Crew96 item. Probably the best one yet.

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Thomas Costello @thomascostello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Crew dismissed Crew 2 head coach Federico Higuain from his duties. He grabbed the arm of an official, wouldn’t let go and told her “don’t forget, this is a man’s game” It happened 8/23. He already served a 2-match ban. Firing came after it went public this week. This group owns NWSL Columbus.

COLUMBUS
CREW
STATEMENT
SEPTEMBER 22, 2026
We determined it's in the best interest of our Club, players and support staff to dismiss Federico Higuaín from his responsibilities.
After conversations this week and further assessing the past month, our Club's standards of what's expected from a leader for one of our teams have not been met.
Issa Tall
GENERAL MANAGER, COLUMBUS CREW

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Death, taxes, and Crew fans forcing ownership to do the right thing.

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Michael Arace @michaelarace1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Federico Higuain, a Columbus Crew legend, has been fired from his job as head coach of Crew 2 after an incident of "physical abuse and sexism" involving a referee. Pipa was not keen to issue an apology, but even that might not have saved him. Background: www.thedisrespected.com/oh-pipa-say-...

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Oh, Pipa, say it ain't so

Federico Higuain accused of "physical abuse and sexism" after an incident with a female referee. A Crew 2 supporter group calls for him to be fired. What will Bez do? Also, it's NHL Exhibition Week, s...

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s Tuesday not Thursday, but stay tuned to @michaelarace1.bsky.social in case everything is happening this afternoon.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Like 5 years ago we hung this dry erase board by the back door here at SuppCo HQ, thinking we’d write ideas or important messages on it. Half a decade later, the only messages that have ever been written are… -oooh i got that wet butt -DONT LISTEN TO ACES RADIO

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Finally got around to framing this Claudio Reyna jersey I got after he was inducted into the US Soccer HOF in 2012. Put together three pics for the bottom portion; let me know if I forgot any of his important stats. #USMNT

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Republican Party is a terrorist organization.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Wow, 60 degrees outside. Feels nice to be officially done with summer.

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