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RobotLemur

@robotlemur.bsky.social
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He/him. Cubs and Chicago sports. Atheist. Science advocate. Teacher. Thundarr the Barbarian. Dungeons and Dragons. Birds. Animals. Dogs. Lemurs. Nerd culture.

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1h
Re: the Cubs: 1) this is exactly what the owner front office wanted to build. 2) the pitching injuries are to be expected given how they’ve targeted pitchers coming off injuries 3) the roster is a player development problem 4) they have cut a lot of money from scouting 5) it ain’t over yet go cubs
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 6h
One one hand I am sad because it looks like the Cubs are headed for an early exit from the playoffs. On the other hand, soon it will be Ian Happ’s last game as a Cub
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 14h
Swans be dancin'
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 14h
3 fuckin home runs, Matt? You got 11 outs and gave up 3 fuckin homers?
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Slegr💣71 @slegrbombs71.bsky.social · 15h
At least we only have about 8-9 more PAs of Ian Happ remaining
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 14h
Pete Steal-Basestrong
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 14h
I think the Cubbies are top 3 in MLB in Warning Track Power
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 15h
Kershaw: “That’s just a bad at bat there.” Welcome to the Ian Happ Experience.
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A @accounthaver1.bsky.social · 15h
I watched Case Keenum thoroughly destroy the Eagles last night. Anything is possible. Go Cubs.
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 15h
I have but one request, The Chicago Cubs: I'm already sleepy. Either make this game entertaining soon or get blown out early. Be kind to me.
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 15h
Payton Tolle is 37 years old, right?
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 18h
How the fuck am I supposed to think about anything else when Chicago Cubs playoff baseball will soon be on the air?
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 18h
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Well...
Alt: Powers Booth as Curly Bill in Tombstone. A man with a cowboy hat staring, disinterested, at the speaker near the camera and saying “Well…bye.”
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 18h
Cubs fans, what are you doing to watch their Padres playoff games? A) staying up the fucking late B) getting up that fucking early C) watching a replay D) catching up with the highlights tomorrow E) not
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck it, get Case Keenum on a flight to San Diego and put him in the Cubs bullpen.
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This Cubs season was a lot of fun, but I feel like crying. It ended up being such a mediocre finish. It feels like they should have been so much more. I don’t have good feelings about where they ended up and I’m pessimistic about their chances. Oh well whatever go cubs go
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cubs drop both games. The hill just got steeper. But it was always an outside shot. Let the chaos begin, and Go Cubs Go!
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I cannot remember ever hearing Pat crack himself up like that before
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s a good thing the Cubs have such a great pitching staff because their offense is slumping
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This season has been more of a roller coaster ride than I might have liked, but there’s a lot to cherish and the best part is it won’t end at 162. Go Cubs Go!
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Despite sitting on a toilet overflowing with turds, my Chicago Cubs are in the Playoff Bathroom!!!!
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fly the fucking W!!!!!!
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2 more fuckin’ outs Never felt so far away
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cubs gotta figure out / remember how to score on days like this. The offense has a heavy burden to bear
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fuck you Matt Shaw
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sam Roush so far…ew
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I like Greg Olsen. I’ve heard a lot of people talk about him but this is the first game I’ve listened to that he’s worked.
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
4 plays in a row with a penalty. Bradbury called again. Thanks Drew Dalman, why do you want to live past 60 or be able to walk on your 40th birthday anyways
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bears offense is really moving the ball Backwards
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know everybody’s eagerly waiting for my opinion on this Bears-Vikings rainy Sunday game so I won’t keep you in suspense: It’s ok
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Palencia’s back #GoCubsGo
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today apple auto-transcribed a spam call which I will never listen to, because it transcribed the caller’s name as “Bleeb” and I don’t ever want to find out that the caller is not Bleeb
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Looking for downward motion in Webb’s breaking ball today
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just remembered that baseball sucks
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That Jorge dude for Cincinnati is giving me Otis Nixon vibes
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I had a good idea just now: the Cubs should trade for more Pete Crow-Armstrongs
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
These Reds suck and I would like to assume that the only reason this is still a game is because of Chase Burns.
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cinci is going to sign Happ for 80 mil a year
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is anyone else getting a bunch of new sun-kissed and open-minded “women” following them all of a sudden? What did I do wrong to summon the bots?
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cabrera’s changeup looks so fucking good tonight
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In the 80’s if the Bears scored 50 points they’d be 3-0
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My son, who bought a Kyle Monangai jersey last year, and who is wearing that jersey right now, enjoyed that play
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When was the last time the Bears scored 31 in the first half?
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cubs on my laptop, Bears on my TV
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Did the Bears just invent a new penalty?
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
For a few minutes I decided I didn’t like football anymore but now I like football again
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am a Bears fan and I hope the Bears win and my prediction is 37-27 Bears but I am scared
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Sooth,” said the soothsayer
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring
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Peter Falk as Lt. Columbo Thinking
Alt: Peter Falk as Lt. Columbo Thinking
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