RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1hRe: the Cubs: 1) this is exactly what the owner front office wanted to build. 2) the pitching injuries are to be expected given how they’ve targeted pitchers coming off injuries 3) the roster is a player development problem 4) they have cut a lot of money from scouting 5) it ain’t over yet go cubs 000
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 6hOne one hand I am sad because it looks like the Cubs are headed for an early exit from the playoffs. On the other hand, soon it will be Ian Happ’s last game as a Cub 010
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 14h3 fuckin home runs, Matt? You got 11 outs and gave up 3 fuckin homers? 010
Reposted by RobotLemurSlegr💣71 @slegrbombs71.bsky.social · 15hAt least we only have about 8-9 more PAs of Ian Happ remaining 031
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 14hI think the Cubbies are top 3 in MLB in Warning Track Power 010
Reposted by RobotLemurPointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 15hKershaw: “That’s just a bad at bat there.” Welcome to the Ian Happ Experience. 33510
Reposted by RobotLemurA @accounthaver1.bsky.social · 15hI watched Case Keenum thoroughly destroy the Eagles last night. Anything is possible. Go Cubs. 191
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 15hI have but one request, The Chicago Cubs: I'm already sleepy. Either make this game entertaining soon or get blown out early. Be kind to me. 100
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 18hHow the fuck am I supposed to think about anything else when Chicago Cubs playoff baseball will soon be on the air? 020
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 18hstatic.klipy.comWell...Alt: Powers Booth as Curly Bill in Tombstone. A man with a cowboy hat staring, disinterested, at the speaker near the camera and saying “Well…bye.” 001
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 18hCubs fans, what are you doing to watch their Padres playoff games? A) staying up the fucking late B) getting up that fucking early C) watching a replay D) catching up with the highlights tomorrow E) not 010
Reposted by RobotLemurMike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fuck it, get Case Keenum on a flight to San Diego and put him in the Cubs bullpen. 310810
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This Cubs season was a lot of fun, but I feel like crying. It ended up being such a mediocre finish. It feels like they should have been so much more. I don’t have good feelings about where they ended up and I’m pessimistic about their chances. Oh well whatever go cubs go 100
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Cubs drop both games. The hill just got steeper. But it was always an outside shot. Let the chaos begin, and Go Cubs Go! 030
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I cannot remember ever hearing Pat crack himself up like that before 020
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s a good thing the Cubs have such a great pitching staff because their offense is slumping 000
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This season has been more of a roller coaster ride than I might have liked, but there’s a lot to cherish and the best part is it won’t end at 162. Go Cubs Go! 021
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Despite sitting on a toilet overflowing with turds, my Chicago Cubs are in the Playoff Bathroom!!!! 010
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cubs gotta figure out / remember how to score on days like this. The offense has a heavy burden to bear 010
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I like Greg Olsen. I’ve heard a lot of people talk about him but this is the first game I’ve listened to that he’s worked. 010
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 20/09/20264 plays in a row with a penalty. Bradbury called again. Thanks Drew Dalman, why do you want to live past 60 or be able to walk on your 40th birthday anyways 020
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I know everybody’s eagerly waiting for my opinion on this Bears-Vikings rainy Sunday game so I won’t keep you in suspense: It’s ok 000
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Today apple auto-transcribed a spam call which I will never listen to, because it transcribed the caller’s name as “Bleeb” and I don’t ever want to find out that the caller is not Bleeb 040
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Looking for downward motion in Webb’s breaking ball today 000
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That Jorge dude for Cincinnati is giving me Otis Nixon vibes 000
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I had a good idea just now: the Cubs should trade for more Pete Crow-Armstrongs 130
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026These Reds suck and I would like to assume that the only reason this is still a game is because of Chase Burns. 140
Reposted by RobotLemurThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is the most masculine video on the internet right now 335185375058
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Is anyone else getting a bunch of new sun-kissed and open-minded “women” following them all of a sudden? What did I do wrong to summon the bots? 110
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026In the 80’s if the Bears scored 50 points they’d be 3-0 000
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My son, who bought a Kyle Monangai jersey last year, and who is wearing that jersey right now, enjoyed that play 020
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026When was the last time the Bears scored 31 in the first half? 000
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026For a few minutes I decided I didn’t like football anymore but now I like football again 021
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I am a Bears fan and I hope the Bears win and my prediction is 37-27 Bears but I am scared 130
RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ringstatic.klipy.comPeter Falk as Lt. Columbo ThinkingAlt: Peter Falk as Lt. Columbo Thinking 021