MagnetCarta @magnetcarta.bsky.social · 20hThe most hilarious thing is he doing this over DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME. 010
Reposted by MagnetCartanotjewelosco.bsky.social @notjewelosco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Do you ever think about how society looped back to medicinally branded sodas 8607104
Reposted by MagnetCartaKat @kat8655.eurosky.social · 22hWorthy challenger to the "it was all revealed in a dream" footnote. 239570
Reposted by MagnetCartaAndrew Rothstein @asrothstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Shame on the NYT for describing the Trump admin withholding $1.4 BILLION in allocated research funds as a “creative way to work around Congress.” This is not creative, it’s open defiance of Congress and is doing immense damage to “basic” science research. 082
Reposted by MagnetCartaThe Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026MAGA isn't just a fascist movement, it was a fandom, and the main product sucks and the memes are old and the fandom personalities are jerks and the conventions just aren't as much fun anymore and now you get the wrong kind of attention if you wear the merch Even for chuds, that takes a toll 2358
Reposted by MagnetCartapixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 160109902348
Reposted by MagnetCartaKyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 02/10/2026NEW: GOP Gov nominee Victor Marx has been fined $57,647 for campaign finance violations, the largest such fine in state history. A hearing officer ruled that the Marx campaign intentionally took illegal contributions, writing: "the scale of the violations are without precedent." 34703209
Reposted by MagnetCartaKaren Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Today, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered. 237101243219
Reposted by MagnetCartaToo Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In what way is United States national security better now than it was in February before Trump attacked Iran? 1235
MagnetCarta @magnetcarta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Kid is gonna have to hear "We had to call the fire department!" for the next 40 years of his life. 010
Reposted by MagnetCartaChris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026why does the WaPo print headline on the botched TN execution read like The Onion 632225295
Reposted by MagnetCartaComics in the Spooky Age 🧛♂️🧟♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950. 10905294
Reposted by MagnetCartaKevin Collins @kwcollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Legal folks, how is this "defying Democrats" and not "illegally misappropriating funds"? 693015699
Reposted by MagnetCartaCaitlin Welsh @caitlinwelsh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comPaul Rudd as John Lennon says 'Great Record'ALT: Paul Rudd as John Lennon says 'Great Record' 141
Reposted by MagnetCartaRich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Keynote Speaker at the Annual National Catholic Prayer Breakfast in March, folks. 60676492278
MagnetCarta @magnetcarta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026youtube.comMBMBaM - The Meaning of the GamblerYouTube video by FutonForensic 010
Reposted by MagnetCartaNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Guy with a lot of problems: I need to clear my schedule tonight so I can watch Steelers-Browns. 161795
Reposted by MagnetCartakatie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026lol and also lmao 051
MagnetCarta @magnetcarta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The two things that are guaranteed to make me cry are It's a Wonderful Life and Roger Rosenblatt's essay "The Man in the Water," so you can imagine how I feel about Antonio Varacalli's story. 110
Reposted by MagnetCartaKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Please, for the love of God, can the media stop calling random cranks who write fan fiction about their personal heroes in the past "historians." 1432559566
Reposted by MagnetCartaJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A forgotten media moment from earlier this year was that Olivia Reingold embedded with ICE agents in Minnesota and never wrote about what it was like because doing so would turn Free Press readers into No Kings marchers. 101134178
Reposted by MagnetCartaCharlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026For a long time I've wanted a sense of how trump has or hasn't interacted with chatbots (we know he posts a lot of slop sure). And this TIME anecdote about Grok arguably leading Trump into war is just extremely bracing 14237781249
Reposted by MagnetCartaWilliam Adler @williamadler78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026To some extent the entire unitary executive project is downstream of Nixon. 54711
Reposted by MagnetCartaRyan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” @ryanjreilly.com · 01/10/2026BREAKING: Judge orders Reflecting Pool case dismissed with prejudice, banning Jeanine Pirro's office from bringing forth the David Hearn case again.nbcnews.comJudge bars Jeanine Pirro’s office from bringing Reflecting Pool case after Trump commentsJudge Todd Edelman entered an order on Thursday that dismissed the case against David “Davey” Hearn with prejudice. 118148
Reposted by MagnetCartaHeather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As is tradition, I wish you a very 120052
Reposted by MagnetCartaJohn Garrison Marks @johngmarks.com · 01/10/2026To lose visitors in the year you HOST THE WORLD CUP and celebrate a big anniversary is truly incredible. 25945245
Reposted by MagnetCartaAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 01/10/2026This guy literally packed the courts because Utahns passed an anti-gerrymandering referendum and the state Supreme Court justices, many of whom he appointed, repeatedly sided with the people over him and his fellow Republicans. Spare me the white man tears www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...nbcnews.comUtah governor signs bill adding justices to state Supreme Court as redistricting appeal loomsOnce the new seats are filled, Gov. Spencer Cox will have appointed five of the seven justices. 9444106
Reposted by MagnetCartaCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the angle from behind the 3rd base coach looks so bad 8534
Reposted by MagnetCartaJonathan Bernstein @jonathanbernstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yes but if MLB can make a few extra dollars because streamers want to use October ball to sell a few extra subscriptions, even at the cost of ruining the regular season and angering fans? They really don't have much choice do they? 163
Reposted by MagnetCartaphil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery 395598665
Reposted by MagnetCartaNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a... 162736599
Reposted by MagnetCartaJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/09/2026The guy who proclaimed the Iowa Hawkeyes are the Atlanta Hawks also said a month ago that anyone who thinks Michigan fans say "beat Ohio" doesn't know ball. The absolute goat in the crowded "Republicans don't know ball" marketplace. Yes he voted for his govt to control college sports, why do you ask 91056157
Reposted by MagnetCartaJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice? 102965353
Reposted by MagnetCartaRJ “Quantity Over Quality” White @rjwhite.bsky.social · 06/02/2024- He wants to what? - Well, mayor, those killings recently, Gordon says they’re vampire-related, so we need to have stakes- - Jesus. Is this a Batman thing? - Yes. - Of course. Lou, the election’s in two weeks- - I know, but there’s a chance some could come back- - I know how Draculas work, Lou! 084
Reposted by MagnetCartaEric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Not a great sign when your 12-person private fundraiser includes someone who hates you enough to leak damaging audio 582584518
![Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?
Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.
You’re right, that does sound grim.
Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.
I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qnyq7wies2uc56bzqmfz4q25/bafkreief4hu7c6hd6ymgqnsaejlaipfuj7fq4ka2tkix72pionkb3dkkdy)
