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Up and Adam

@roydrage12.bsky.social
506 followers 340 following 4.3K posts

I was once conceived on a waterbed. 2nd grade spelling bee champion. Even less interesting in real life. Head trauma enthusiast. Sports official. Occasional sound guy.

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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is me with Hayley Williams and reversed
I just want to step on his throat.
I mean that respectfully.
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was within range for Matt Skiba to spit on me
Matt Skiba from the band Alkaline Trio playing guitar
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
5'9" guys looking short standing next to 5'9" girls
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@tjpollin.bsky.social Happy birthday, Tom! I hope you have a good day
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy birthday, friend
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Look at this cat
An orange-dilute cat curled up on the back of a couch by a window
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Darmok from Star Trek TNG saying "Lucy and Charlie Brown. With the football."
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Did a few things for awhile yesterday. My feet hurt.
An activity tracker thing displaying 22,683 steps, 246 minutes of active time and 797 activity calories
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Waiting to safety cross at a crosswalk even though the Cubs make me want to walk out in front of a moving bus sometimes
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mentioning "Ipswich" in the Monty Python ex-parrot sketch
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My high school choir director got arrested yesterday!
A mugshot for Joel Foreman and multiple listed charges of sexual abuse Listed charges of sexual exploitation by a school employee
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jesse Welles is just a little guy
Musician Jesse Welles singing and playing guitar with a man in the background playing the drums
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Stained singer guy saying "it's been awhiiiiile"
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lucy right now
Picard looking out the window
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Congratulations on completing another revolution around the sun!
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Thicc sexy Magikarp telling Sean to stay hydrated
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
@funkycoldluis.bsky.social Happy birthday, Lu. I hope you had a good day.
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Maybe I'm out of touch because I haven't umpired a baseball game in over two years, but if a pitcher had not been able to find the broad side of the strike zone, I'm not calling that borderline pitch a strike
A map of the strike zone with the pitches thrown to Ian Happ during an at-bat
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
@bravesgoms.bsky.social Congratulations on completing another revolution around the sun!
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hey twinning
Britmonkey political compass results
89% woke 11% church
47% techbro 53%
38% hopepilled 62% doomer
63% Davos 37% Dubai
Closest match: Zohran Mamdani
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@13thgravegypt.bsky.social congrats on completing another revolution around the sun!
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Congratulations on completing another revolution around the sun!
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Show me a picture the captures your essence
Me pranking my unsuspecting friend by wearing a wedding dress
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
An unsuspecting man in a black tux with the text "29-16 Cubs record" over him and a devious man in a white wedding dress standing behind him with the text "29-26 Cubs record" over him
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Would that be a parent trap then?
Movie poster for "The Parent Trap"
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
We have engaged the borg
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"White people when Mr. Brightside starts playing at a party" and this girl has a beam of light emanating from her
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The guy from office space saying 2 grills same time instead of 2 chicks same time
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Most people don't realize just how vast our great nation is.
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Geordi LaForge meme
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@letseatnachos.bsky.social Happy birthday!
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy mother's day
Pikachu seems interested in your mom
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
@craftylefty2126.bsky.social congrats on completing another revolution around the sun!
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
@manucleardevice.bsky.social Happy birthday, friend. I hope you have a good day
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
May the 5th be with you
A bottle of the very delicious liquor Malört
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Honey, I scooped the mids. Starring Rick Moranis.
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
@chifanpatt.bsky.social Happy birthday, Alex!
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This dough is getting awfully erect
A big ball of homemade dough getting puffy
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The Weiners Circle marquee
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Rachel mended one of my socks. This is the closest I'll come to posting feet pics.
Me smiling in the background with a mended sock on the foreground
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
You mess with crabo

You get a stabo
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
@sth85.bsky.social Happy birthday, Sean!
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
One of the bands I run sound for put out an April fools post saying they were going on tour with the Gin Blossoms this fall lmao
A funny April fools picture announcing a tour with the Gin Blossoms and the Trophy Dads
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
@frustratedfan.bsky.social happy birthday, friend
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
A picture outside a venue named The Sylvee showing a marquee that says musician Jesse Welles is playing there tonight and the show is sold out
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
@tyranicus.net congrats on completing another revolution around the sun!
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
CONGRATS ON THE SEX, ZANE!
Two dudes holding a cake that says "congrats on the sex"
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
@hawaiiowan.bsky.social Happy birthday, Chris. I hope you have a good day.
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Chris. I am presuming you'll be rooting for the Seahawks. But, you should wear this.
A custom New England Patriots jersey with the name of "amendment" and the number 3
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