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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
watching case keenum play quality football in the year 2026 is like Remembering A Guy in real time
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Annie Kelly @annieknk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hot Fuss was such a great British indie pop album, all the more impressive for the fact it was made by some Mormon boys from the American Southwest
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They're debuting a third Kelce brother, Gonzo, who is extremely violent
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
going back in time to appreciate the world before smartphones and getting so mad waiting for a postage stamp size U-571 trailer to buffer in RealPlayer that i email bin laden telling him to hurry up and do 9/11 already which, turns out, he hadn't even thought of yet and then i quietly return to 2024
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance
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Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance
SAVANNAH, GA—In remembrance of the lives lost on that fateful day, sources confirmed that the roster of the Savannah Bananas took to the field prior to Friday’s game to commemorate the 25th anniversar...
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
No one who speaks German could be a good man
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
gotta find a way
a man staring at two people having a conversation about something unheard and thinking to himself "shit, gotta find a way to make this conversation be about eels. I don't know what they're talking about but I know a lot about eels. Scientists are still trying to figure out what eel reproduction looks like. I want to talk about the mystery of eel. Not this."
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"[...]Our six-term mayor, the illiterate, tax-cheating, wife-swapping, pot-smoking spendocrat Diamond Joe Quimby." "Hey, I am no longer illiterate."
Season 6 / Episode 5
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alexis @steppinlazer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
you heard it here first
a box inset on the bottom right corner of the microsoft windows lock screen titled “this day in history” followed by “evil lurking in the hearts of men no longer unknowable” with a link to “see more memories of the day”
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OrcGirlBoss @orc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Foghorn Leghorn and Bugs were hit by the same IED and the surgeon could only save Bugs by stitching his head onto his feathered friend.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/07/2026
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me and 107 other guys are hanging out at odysseus's house eating all his food and perving on his wife. this is awesome because he is certainly dead lol.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Wrote about Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey and what we risk when we think we can break the invisible contract to our advantage www.welcometohellworld.com/to-think-tha...
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To think that you can break the world
Zack Budryk on Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
after some deliberation i think in a Muppets version of Alien the human character's gotta be Lambert. Ripley is Miss Piggy. Brett is Floyd Pepper. Parker is Dr Teeth. Dallas is Sam the Eagle. Kane is Kermit (chestburster scene HITS). Gonzo is all three stages of the alien. but i dunno about Ash
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
sir gideon ofnir? the all-knowing?
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 20/06/2026
he was a great racer and a family man. he didn’t deserve to go out like this
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MC Skat Kat Fan Account @reillyhofmann.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This is baby shit. We blew them up in the first place. You dont have to be happy about it but fairs fair
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Libs just cannot imagine something being tacky without associating it with poor people even when it’s the richest people in the world.
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MC Skat Kat Fan Account @reillyhofmann.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
2010's metalcore album cover ass picture
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i think the dark chapter from american history that scooby doo is best suited to mention by name has got to be ruby ridge
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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
hey quick question, am I having a stroke
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
the timeline is a downer today so I will update everyone with some good news: this morning I beat the devil to death with a pipe
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
yet when i condemn crypto billionaires to a fate worse than death it's a "threat"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/06/2026
Heaven’s Gate Members Enjoy 29th Euphoric Year On Highest Plane Of Existence theonion.com/heavens-gate-members-e…
Heaven’s Gate Members Enjoy 29th Euphoric Year On Highest Plane Of Existence
Group Living It Up Since 1997 Departure From Earth
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
ambassador orange you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you.
Piece of cardboard from an orange box showing an anthropomorphic orange wearing a sash, top hat, and spats. He’s holding a glass of orange juice and it says Ambassador Orange on it.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Two men are arguing. One says "shut up, Nick! Hank Hill would totally want to be my friend." Nick says "Hank Hill would fucking despise you." The first man, erupting in tears says "you take that back!" He leans in close to other man and shouts "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The slowness of baseball allows it to embody the human spirit more than any other major sport because it forces us to fill in the gaps with ourselves. In a society trying to eradicate slowness, baseball is filling an important niche by allowing our souls to play out on the field along with the game
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
told iran about how much pain there is at the pump lately and they're gonna let me sail through the strait with a couple few five-gallon jugs of crude. figure that oughta get us through summer. they gave me a little thingy of pistachios too, like a little tin. said i'm not allowed to share those tho
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brutalism apologist 🇵🇸 @brutapologist.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
They are signaling that they are evil
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/03/2026
Raise the flag
Jason Isaacs from “The White Lotus” with a gun to his temple while wearing a Duke t-shirt
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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Sure that sounds good
A bowl of eggs and I think pork, called The Soul-Stealing Meal of the Food Gods
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Skinner meme from Simpsons: 

"Do I get blackout drunk?"

"No I teleport to Waffle House"
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MC Skat Kat Fan Account @reillyhofmann.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Honestly im just happy someone replaced that Kobe 81 points nonsense.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
i got what you want
a man in a trenchcoat says "psst, hey, you seem like a discerning kinda guy. 
I got some stuff here you're ain't gonna find anywhere else. Great prices on it too."

He opens his trenchcoat to reveal a smaller version of himself opening his trenchcoat to reveal a smaller version of himself, going on in an endless tunnel inside of himself, saying "real genuine infinite recursion vortex. Goes on like this forever."
"$20 to spit in it. You can stick your hand in for $50.
$100 you can kiss it, and for $550 you can do whatever you want in or to the hole. But if you fall in, that's your problem.
Big problem too. Like, endlessly experiencing every moment of your life from birth to death in a single moment kinda problem. 
But hey, if that's what you're into, and you pay first..."
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
head 2
a drawing of a trucker's head sailing through the window of his truck, detached from his body, saying "do not cry for me, I got no regrets, far as I see it, this here's a noble death, a warrior's death, fought for valiantly.
The sea's coming to collect her own- cept in my case the sea is the road."
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Voting for the text man for texts
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Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
"you finish up the team's logo?" "yup made the bear real cool and fuckable like you asked" "what?"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful
Jim Davis quote - “Today, I buried another one of the fuckers”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/01/2026
they say a picture is worth a thousand words. in this case the words are "get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get f ... (1/3)
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/01/2026
giving up 25 points in a single quarter is the sort of historic failure once reserved for inbred boy kings
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Chris Plante @plante.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The Catholic church requires an individual to perform two miracles to achieve sainthood. Pope only needs one more
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
pope leo you son of a bitch you did it
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MC Skat Kat Fan Account @reillyhofmann.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I am calling on Gov. Jb Pritzker to begin strategic airstrikes on the city of Green Bay
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Close up of filmmaker Werner Herzog seemingly at a premier or event
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
it’s going to be weird going back to work and people talking like everything is normal. like in a final fantasy game when someone’s summoned a meteor from hell to destroy the planet and the villagers still only talk about the big chocobo pageant coming up
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
It’s not a fucking distraction from anything it is the thing itself.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Bart reporting the news 

MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
MAYBE YOU'RE WRONG. THE IMPORTANT THING IS VETERANS DESERVE A DAY 10 HONOR THEM.Lisa 

tHEY HAVE
TWO!WELL
MAYBE THEY SHOULD HAVE THREE. IM BART SIMPSON.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The automated sexual abuse that Musk is doing right now should be national news. People should be going to prison for this shit. The logical conclusion to generative image creation and the internet, pure public automatic violence. Every Pizzagate fear just out in the open.
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