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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 2h
they should make a blender that is louder
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12h
Steelers are going to finish sub-.500 for the first time in 20+ years while Mike Tomlin posts soothing Minecraft tutorials
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is always the risk of being aggressive at the trade deadline but im still glad the cubs front office decided to go that route
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sir do you deny that you witnessed Trae Young's 10-assist, 8-turnover performance? is it your testimony that you have never witnessed Clint Capela going 1-for-4 from the foul line? might i remind you that you are UNDER OATH
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is really remarkable that in a time of historic impasse in Congress, with both houses have been reduced to complete standstills despite a mounting number of political, economic, and ethical crises, both parties have spent months working to pass a bill limiting the pay of college athletes
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Um, we already HAVE a Mr. and Mrs. ACC!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's Laura Rutledge explaining that the secret service will not interfere with the radio communications at this game immediately followed by the broadcast audio going to hell
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 25/09/2026
NEW: We published our investigation, in partnership with @pablo.show, about Tim Tebow’s involvement with Life Surge, a Christian financial seminar company. Now, one day after our investigation was published, the legendary quarterback announced that he’s “pausing” his work with Life Surge.
motherjones.com
Tim Tebow “pausing” Christian seminar promotion after our investigation
“I think the allegations are extremely serious."
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
theintercept.com
DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The director/camera crew having the idea to locate a SeatGeek sign in the stadium and zoom in on GEEK and get it on the broadcast within 10 seconds of Benetti nerding out is the pinnacle of sports broadcasting
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it’s a shame they haven’t made comedy legal yet on this website
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the bears should trade for justin fields
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
justin herbert my life is in your hands
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
all-time goofball coaching staff for ohio state
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Michigan showrunner: Now have them get a solid "bounce-back win" over a fake good team
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Who knows if it's what actually decided the game or why I cared so much, but I was offended on a personal level by the Rams treating a trip to Australia like a drive to the lake and this looks like a much needed humbling
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
there's absolutely no justification for them putting a second back on the clock lol
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
For those who forgot your NBA history, a reminder that the last Clippers owner, Donald Sterling, received a lifetime ban from the NBA because of a scandal uncovered by TMZ. And I was the reporter who, during a live press conference with Adam Silver, called Sterling a “racist slumlord”. #Journalism
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 03/09/2026
The NBA-Clippers story is a story about two things working better than recent years have led us to expect: the ability of journalism to hold power and money to account and the willingness of an institution to do the same. It also serves as a reminder that those two things should be linked.
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
PABLO FOUND OUT
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Steve Ballmer is proud to announce his vigorous, lifelong support of Donald J. Trump
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Los Angeles Clippers were fined $30 million, Kawhi Leonard $700,000, and owner Steve Ballmer was suspended for one year for violating salary cap rules
apnews.com
NBA fines the Clippers $30M, penalizes Kawhi Leonard $700,000 in cap circumvention case
The NBA has fined the Los Angeles Clippers $30 million for violating salary cap rules. Star player Kawhi Leonard has been handed a $700,000 penalty.
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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Things Pete Crow-Armstrong has done this season: *A 3-homer game today *Became first MLB player since 1957 to homer on their team’s first pitch and last pitch of the game *1st Cub with back-to-back 30 HR, 30 SB seasons *Record a HR & SB in 6 games, one shy of franchise record *Hit for the cycle
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
derrick rose highlights got me crying at work
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Stories like this coming out at the same time as it's revealed the actual cameras are being used by police to stalk women
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Kacey Musgraves asks fans to donate to the Chicago-based Young Center for Immigrant Children's Rights in honor of her birthday
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the McAfee stuff is just a big neon sign saying who ESPN thinks football is for and where it thinks culture currently sits
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
adam silver just shot the nba in the head
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I was worried there for a second
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
WHAT ABOUT ALL THE EVIDENCE
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ryne @ryne27.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i knew this was always going to be the outcome of this nba-sponsored investigation, but it’s still crazy to see if you’ve been following @pablo.show’s investigation of this
espn.com
Sources: NBA has no evidence Ballmer funneled money to Leonard via sponsors
The NBA has found no evidence showing LA Clippers owner Steve Ballmer funneled money through team sponsors to pay Kawhi Leonard, according to three people with knowledge of discussions between the two sides in recent days.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Scientists" believe life began in underwater hydrothermal vents 4 billion years ago. I believe it began at the Denny's off the interstate in Toledo Ohio in 1956. I don't make fun of their theory and yet they constantly ridicule mine. And that's what's wrong with our so-called elites
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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Jeff Samardzija Pitcher Debut: 2008 - Retired: 2020 CHW - SFG - OAK - CHC
baseball-reference.com
Jeff Samardzija at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Jeff Samardzija
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
People will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "We won't mind if you look around," you'll say. "It's only $20 per person. Plus you can get $50 in free bets when you sign up for an account."
An outfielder tries to make a catch in the Field of Dreams game up against a fence advertising for FanDuel
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yes, because it’s A GAMBLING APP, NOT A POLLING FIRM. THAT IS HOW GAMBLING WORKS. YOUR “ANALYSIS” HERE IS BASED ON PRETENDING THIS ISN’T JUST PEOPLE GAMBLING, JESUS CHRIST
Regardless of your view on who's favored, it's pretty clear Kalshi is not actually reading what those drops mean and are reacting to headline changes in raw vote totals. There's no need for this kind of oscillation
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 12/08/2026
transphobes have a biological advantage at being straight ass in their sport
stat lines for dijonai carrington and transphobe sophie cunningham

D. Carrington • 47.7 fps 26 pts 6 reb 5 stl
S. Cunningham • 4.4 fps 2 pts 2 reb 0 ast
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
you'd think that the president sending you off to possibly die as a misdirection to keep himself safe would make you reconsider how you cover and interact with the man as a member of the white house press corp but I am guessing they will all have a good chuckle about it and move on
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@Om* @atomjack604.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Crazy that Flock cameras contain $650 worth of gold each and up to $500 worth of copper 
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is VERY bad. Congressional investigation immediately. They’re trying to use Palantir to figure out who you voted for. 0% chance this ends well. Stop it ASAP.
axios.com
Exclusive: FBI gets voter's IP address in new fraud probe tactic
The move offers a glimpse into how authorities are now digging into voter rolls and registration practices.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/07/2026
Justin Pearson on data centers: We are being asked to sacrifice our drinking water to cool computers whose main use case is to take our jobs.
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