iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 22h

Plums in the ice box, never eaten.

2319

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

September 30 October 1

231769

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i bring an iced coffee to the interview. only it’s not for me, it’s for the interviewer. and it’s laced with a sedative. when she comes to, she’s wearing my clothes and i’m in her office. her car keys don’t work. i’m with her husband. her kids don’t recognize her. coming soon from A24.

161219182

Reposted by Scare Quotes

andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026

It's really comin down out there (civilization)

262352462

Reposted by Scare Quotes

ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The loner in me see's the idiot in you.

59543

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Steve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I saw USBS abbreviation for US Bank Stadium and thought "that's going to need an adapter cord."

2131

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Steve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Discursive handwriting

012

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It’s too late to get my shit together so instead I just carry around a big bag.

14416

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Who called them tattoos and not Forever stamps?

4564

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

New take on classical music to appeal to a younger audience. Looking forward to Bringing Sexy Bach.

77025

Reposted by Scare Quotes

musicianapolis @generalmusician.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My last album, "only some things", was released on 9/15/23. To signify its' 3rd anniversary, it's down to just $3 on Bandcamp! Check it out if you want to! generalmusician.bandcamp.com/track/tilt

generalmusician.bandcamp.com

tilt, by general musician

from the album all (some)

041

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

KOOL AID MAN: This is about me, isn’t it.

1103

Reposted by Scare Quotes

🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You can really tell a lot about a person. And that is called gossip.

014925

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Steve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Is there a word for the unhealthy food you eat while waiting for your healthy food to cook?

283

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

According to A.i. slop, Porcelain Bobby Hill is a side-sleeping fireman. Or at least that's according to Sleep Digest Publication, perhaps the most trustworthy source on the topic.

251

Reposted by Scare Quotes

ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Be kind but not too nice that's fucking annoying.

1212356

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Call me crazy but I’d offer my milkshake tips pro-bono.

092

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

99% sure that my kid knows the tooth fairy isn’t real but is keeping her lips zipped because she wants to keep that cash flowing

1215

Reposted by Scare Quotes

BethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Every so often, when kayaking on lakes or rivers locally, I hear a distinct knocking noise from the bottom of the kayak. In my head, I know it’s driftwood or water plants. My heart always pauses and says “are you SURE.” I never ever say “come in” even as joke. What if it isn’t a plant or driftwood?

2349

Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

99% sure that my kid knows the tooth fairy isn’t real but is keeping her lips zipped because she wants to keep that cash flowing

1215

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Lady DEADtera 💀🍁😷 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I'm plate my fast food years old.

033

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

*edits loud TV kissing soundtrack over Alien face hugger footage*

01810

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Democracy USA @oilgaschemicals.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Data centers do not improve life on earth for anyone except the greedy. I'm not wrong

571218260

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Sure, I can separate the art from the artist. But neither survives the procedure.

02212

Reposted by Scare Quotes

musicianapolis @generalmusician.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Bandcamp Friday is in two days! It's the 3-year anniversary of my last album "only some things"! So I discounted it to just $3 & I'm offering my entire digital discography (12+ hours/25+ years of music) for only $40 (20% off!) Buy it on Friday, though. 😁 generalmusician.bandcamp.com/track/heart-...

generalmusician.bandcamp.com

heart purpose, by general musician

from the album all (some)

153

Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I downloaded MapQuest’s GPS app, since it still shows Lake Ontario and Gulf of Mexico, unlike the bootlicking Google Maps and Apple Maps apps. I’ll test it out for a week and give you my review.

1121

Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This urgent care app offers Middle English as a patient’s preferred language in the drop down menu. I imagine a Chaucer scholar getting yanked from their university and transported by helicopter like Amy Adams’s character in Arrival. “Wife of Bath is bleeding out. We need you to interpret ASAP!”

Screenshot of a self check-in app for an urgent care. A drop down menu lists the preferred languages a patient can choose from. Languages visible in the picture include:

Egyptian (ancient)
Ekajuk
Elamite
English
English, middle (1100-1500)
English, old (ca. 450-1100)
Erzya
Esperanto
Estonian

3215

Reposted by Scare Quotes

ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Dude, your pheromones reek!

109527

Reposted by Scare Quotes

💕✨PN✨💕 @princessteacup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

For someone who always figures it out I stress about things too much

051

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

It was revealed to me in my dream that my dream was AI. This shit has gone too far.

38518

Reposted by Scare Quotes

👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

got fired from being a field medic for asking people who they voted for

2294

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

me: tell me about your problems therapist: that’s…that’s my line me: reverse psychology

315843

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 20/08/2026

a diet rich in beefaroni never gave anyone e. coli that's for damned sure

513629

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

frog and toad destroy some flock cameras

17613114

Reposted by Scare Quotes

andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 21/08/2026

Dating in your 40s really has you considering what you'd put up with on an arrest record

1531755

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

when i die I want to be buried in rollerskates so that if zombie shit happens I'll be the funniest undead to watch

10518124

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

does anyone have a single engine plane we could leisurely fly around the Bermudan Triangle in this weekend I will bring cookies

713356

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

6GB of screenshots I have never looked at again? I need these.

1121764

Reposted by Scare Quotes

DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

that awkward moment when your eyes meet through the crack in the bathroom stall

35218

Reposted by Scare Quotes

TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

no one has adequately explained to me why the succotash had to suffer in the first place

4328

Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I saw a rear window decal today that read, “Fuck kale. Eat meat.” And aside from the fact one can clearly eat leafy greens AND meat, I can’t imagine being so mad at a vegetable that I have to spend money on stickers to make sure the rest of the world knows.

5022410

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

coca cola should come with pulp

5035293

Reposted by Scare Quotes

musicianapolis @generalmusician.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I'm waking up, reluctantly

1104

Reposted by Scare Quotes

Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

[watching chuck e cheese band] Terminator: hi grandpa

014455

Reposted by Scare Quotes

SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I met with a Gastroenterologist today to prepare for a colonoscopy. He told me he was going to put me under anesthesia and then insert a camera in my rectum. I hope to Hell it's not one of those giant IMAX ones. 😬

3312