Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I saw a rear window decal today that read, “Fuck kale. Eat meat.” And aside from the fact one can clearly eat leafy greens AND meat, I can’t imagine being so mad at a vegetable that I have to spend money on stickers to make sure the rest of the world knows. 5022410
ChemicalProphet @chemicalprophet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026People who put stickers on their cars aren’t the thinkers 000
Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 18/08/2026The existence of kale makes me very angry. It's why carnivores evolved. 020
Adam Jewell Photography @adamjewell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Probably has his kale tainted with some of that vomit lettuce 🥬 in a salad. 000
Rick Austin (he/him) @birsy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I’m not saying it deserves the hate, but kale is pretty annoying. 000
ttflowers.bsky.social @ttflowers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026LSD chemist and all round genius Owsley ('the Bear') adopted a meat only diet. Got cancer, he blamed it on being forced to eat broccoli as a child. Died in car crash while returning from a treatment session Writer Jack London also eschewed vegetables, died young 250
ratchetology.bsky.social @ratchetology.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"i dont eat food my food eats" hope they enjoy scurvy 060
Louis Sauvé @franco58.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My recipe is to feed kale to the rabbit, then eat the rabbit 😁😁 100
3rdrei.bsky.social @3rdrei.bsky.social · 18/08/2026From what I see of some of these MAGA people, it's better that they have their way with kale ,and not young children. 000
Wichita (🇺🇸) @wichita.bsky.social · 19/08/2026we used to eat a sausage and kale soup that was pretty good (potatoes and carrots, too, but the k&s were the headliners) 010
Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 18/08/2026And it’s crazy that there are enough people mad at leafy green vegetables that there is even a market for “Fuck Kale. Eat meat.” decals in the first place 170
apassingfad.bsky.social @apassingfad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Cauliflower. There's no excuse for it. 110
hillidh.bsky.social @hillidh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Have you ever eaten kale? I suspect there is a market for "Fuck kale. Eat mouldy toenails" bumper stickers! 030
QueenAntifa @wmadison.bsky.social · 18/08/2026With the shit lettuce these days, sounds good to me... 000
James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Once you get your head round the simple concept of 'pornography of meat', it becomes very clear how insecure some men get around vegetables. And looking at the rest of these comments, whoa nelly... 020
SilentSnerk @silentsnerk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This is 💯 going to be some asshole with medical issues who is upset that his doctor and loved ones want him to switch up his diet. Nobody is forcing him to do anything, he's just aware of what he should do and it's pissing him off to be reminded about it. 010
Stagger McTipsy, AKA Captain Awesome Motherfucker @staggermctipsy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Here's a message from the National Apple Institute: "FUCK PEARS" Now, back to your scheduled programming. 010
Rob @spideyhood.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Maybe it's just one of the gays with a vegetable kink. Who am I to judge? 110
Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The world is full of oppositional assholes. 010
Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Why would that be your identity? It's not something fun, like the pokemon car in my neighborhood. 010
ScottD @scott53.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I don't eat meat. My brother eats meat. He came over to fix my wifi extender and farted in my basement. I wish my brother ate kale instead of meat. The End. 010
snarkyduck.bsky.social @snarkyduck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Are we sure he didn’t mean this more literally? There are some unusual kinks out there 040
Lord of Whales @lordofwhales.bsky.social · 19/08/2026To be fair, of all vegetables, kale deserves the most hate 030
claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I can't understand kale hatred. To me it has no flavor at all, so if you bulk up a salad with it, I probably won't notice. 000
Matt Beckman @daphsci.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Probably from this guy: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Sa...en.wikipedia.orgPaul Saladino - Wikipedia 010
swimmersears.bsky.social @swimmersears.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Spinach is fabulous. Onions, mushrooms, garlic are all gods. Kale really is nasty. 000
m0n0cle.bsky.social @m0n0cle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If ever there was A stupid window decal It’s “Fuck kale. Eat meat.” #senryu 010
Ryan Moore @theryanmoore.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Also kale is way better with a bit of meat, IMO. Cook a couple big old bags down with some ham hock or andouille sausage. Onions, garlic, stock. Killer. 000
Mario "Brother" Margheriti @jay-west.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I don't even want a steak unless I can have broccoli with it 000
The real Ben @ben-n.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Eh, there are assholes everywhere. Enjoy vegetables. They're terrific. Don't let the idiots get under your skin. 000
Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I dislike brussel sprouts, but I don't campaign about it. Different strokes, right? I was the hungry kid in school who'd eat all the buttered spinach, so kids who didn't like it could get seconds. 😋👍 020
Anne Kuhlman Moore @annemooreorless.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Kale is gross, spinach is *much* better. But not even I, who hates kale, would buy a bumper sticker about it. 010
Kelli in Georgia (USA) she/her @kellilaw.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Meat eaters can get pretty stroppy about *other people* eating something else. There was a weird local anti-Burger King group that was furious about an impossible burger, which no one was forcing them to try, on the menu. 010