Reposted by Scare QuotesMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Why are all the 35 year old male protagonists in these xmas movies widowed. I mean what is happening to these women. 2723360
Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Pro tip: coffee maker works better if you actually put water in it. Ask me how I discovered this. #nowi’mlateforwork 291
Reposted by Scare QuotesMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don't know why they're called "Briefs", I been wearing this pair three days. 1216575
Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Best state btw would be Fugue. Especially if you were a band of organists. 030
Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’d say New Hampshire. Most double name states—New Jersey, North Carolina…—would sound better as one name band names—Jersey, Carolina…. But Hampshire is an even worse band name than New Hampshire. 110
Reposted by Scare Quotes💕✨PN✨💕 @princessteacup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No one fucking understands Hello Kitty like I do 0146
Reposted by Scare QuotesMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Plums in the ice box, never eaten. 2329
Reposted by Scare QuotesJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026September 30 October 1 333972
Reposted by Scare QuotesMicroplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 26/09/2026i bring an iced coffee to the interview. only it’s not for me, it’s for the interviewer. and it’s laced with a sedative. when she comes to, she’s wearing my clothes and i’m in her office. her car keys don’t work. i’m with her husband. her kids don’t recognize her. coming soon from A24. 161218182
Reposted by Scare Quotesandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026It's really comin down out there (civilization) 262374467
Reposted by Scare Quotesash @ashhull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The loner in me see's the idiot in you. 59543
Reposted by Scare QuotesSteve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I saw USBS abbreviation for US Bank Stadium and thought "that's going to need an adapter cord." 2131
Reposted by Scare QuotesIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It’s too late to get my shit together so instead I just carry around a big bag. 14416
Reposted by Scare QuotesChris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Who called them tattoos and not Forever stamps? 4564
Reposted by Scare QuotesMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026New take on classical music to appeal to a younger audience. Looking forward to Bringing Sexy Bach. 77025
Reposted by Scare Quotesmusicianapolis @generalmusician.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My last album, "only some things", was released on 9/15/23. To signify its' 3rd anniversary, it's down to just $3 on Bandcamp! Check it out if you want to! generalmusician.bandcamp.com/track/tiltgeneralmusician.bandcamp.comtilt, by general musicianfrom the album all (some) 041
Reposted by Scare QuotesLiz Faber @lizwfab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026One of life’s little pleasures is when the bus I’m on catches up to the bus I missed, like thank you for avenging my honor, ma’am. 3633
Reposted by Scare QuotesBucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026KOOL AID MAN: This is about me, isn’t it. 1103
Reposted by Scare Quotes🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You can really tell a lot about a person. And that is called gossip. 014925
Reposted by Scare QuotesSteve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Is there a word for the unhealthy food you eat while waiting for your healthy food to cook? 283
Reposted by Scare QuotesBucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026According to A.i. slop, Porcelain Bobby Hill is a side-sleeping fireman. Or at least that's according to Sleep Digest Publication, perhaps the most trustworthy source on the topic. 251
Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What took you so long? I first learned about them at a youthful 47 😆 000
Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 11/09/20263/3 www.bbc.com/news/videos/...bbc.comRunner on smashing Alps ultramarathon record by 6 daysSophie Woods ran the Via Alpina through storms, heat of up to 37C and dodged floods and wildfires across eight countries. 110
Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 11/09/20262/3 www.bbc.com/sport/athlet...bbc.comCocodona 250 ultramarathon: Rachel Entrekin smashes record fuelled by mashed potato and little sleepRachel Entrekin tells BBC Sport how she broke the course record for the Cocodona 250 ultramarathon in Arizona. 110
Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The women runners are absolutely shredding the ultramarathon field this year: 1/3 www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...theguardian.comUltrarunner Megan Eckert shatters US men’s and women’s records with 636 miles in six daysThe American shattered the women’s world record, which she had already set herself, and broke the US men’s mark by more than 30 miles 181
Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Agreed. You can see what’s in storage in the clear bins unlike the remodel with cabinets. 060
Reposted by Scare Quotesash @ashhull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Be kind but not too nice that's fucking annoying. 1212356
Reposted by Scare QuotesDanielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Call me crazy but I’d offer my milkshake tips pro-bono. 092
Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 08/09/2026There is a fiction book with the English title Tender Is the Flesh by Agustina Bazterrica about institutionalized cannibalism. Your post would also have been a good title for it. 110
Reposted by Scare QuotesScare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 08/09/202699% sure that my kid knows the tooth fairy isn’t real but is keeping her lips zipped because she wants to keep that cash flowing 1256
Reposted by Scare QuotesCitizen.Coping @propcazhpm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Donald Rumsfeld did not coin "unknown unknowns" It was philosopher Ann Kerwin. i2insights.org/2020/02/11/u...i2insights.orgWhy do we protect ourselves from unknown unknowns?By Bem Le Hunte Why do very few people enjoy sitting comfortably with their unknown unknowns? Why is there an uncomfortable liminality ‘betwixt and between’ the known and unknown worlds? How can we… 1103
Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 08/09/2026These are beautiful! Something so contemplative about each of them . 110
Reposted by Scare QuotesBethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Every so often, when kayaking on lakes or rivers locally, I hear a distinct knocking noise from the bottom of the kayak. In my head, I know it’s driftwood or water plants. My heart always pauses and says “are you SURE.” I never ever say “come in” even as joke. What if it isn’t a plant or driftwood? 2349
Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 08/09/2026So weird how your phone autocorrected mint chocolate chip 😂 141
Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 08/09/202699% sure that my kid knows the tooth fairy isn’t real but is keeping her lips zipped because she wants to keep that cash flowing 1256
Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The Scotch brand name does not by itself make a tape Scotch tape. Similarly, Scotch tape manufactured by another brand is still Scotch tape. 130
Reposted by Scare QuotesLady DEADtera, Wee Ghostie Edition 👻🍁😷 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I'm plate my fast food years old. 033
Reposted by Scare QuotesCosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026*edits loud TV kissing soundtrack over Alien face hugger footage* 01810
Reposted by Scare QuotesDemocracy USA @oilgaschemicals.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Data centers do not improve life on earth for anyone except the greedy. I'm not wrong 571217259
Reposted by Scare QuotesBucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Sure, I can separate the art from the artist. But neither survives the procedure. 02212
Reposted by Scare Quotesmusicianapolis @generalmusician.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Bandcamp Friday is in two days! It's the 3-year anniversary of my last album "only some things"! So I discounted it to just $3 & I'm offering my entire digital discography (12+ hours/25+ years of music) for only $40 (20% off!) Buy it on Friday, though. 😁 generalmusician.bandcamp.com/track/heart-...generalmusician.bandcamp.comheart purpose, by general musicianfrom the album all (some) 153
Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I downloaded MapQuest’s GPS app, since it still shows Lake Ontario and Gulf of Mexico, unlike the bootlicking Google Maps and Apple Maps apps. I’ll test it out for a week and give you my review. 1121
Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comImhotep's Satisfied GrinAlt: Actor Arnold Vosloo, bald man, grinning in his role as Imhotep in the movie The Mummy 030
Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This urgent care app offers Middle English as a patient’s preferred language in the drop down menu. I imagine a Chaucer scholar getting yanked from their university and transported by helicopter like Amy Adams’s character in Arrival. “Wife of Bath is bleeding out. We need you to interpret ASAP!” 3215